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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Now hit the portal bitch. 

 

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Thought he was next in line here at Kicker U. Showed lots of promise and clutch ability early on in his career but just completely fell apart this season

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19 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Now hit the portal bitch. 

Meh fuck off man... This is some aggy level bitchass energy

Bert should portal to get a fresh start somewhere else, but whether or not he decides to come back shouldn't stop Sark from prioritizing landing a FG kicker in the portal. 

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Now hit the portal bitch. 

I think your livestream is a week delayed

24 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Now hit the portal bitch. 

You are straight up bitchmade. Bert didn't do shit tonight to merit this thread. He took the demotion. He didn't take the wrong route on a tackle that resulted in the long TD to end the 1st half. He didn't whiff on a block to cause Quinn to get strip sacked. He didn't call a toss play on 2nd and goal. 

55 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

He's a good kid from a good family.

Coach on the field.

7 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we can bag on the kicker but not the qb? 

Most can’t do anything other than bag on the QB.

The reactions in this thread.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

The reactions in this thread.

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Talking shit about kids who gave their all means you are little dick aggy energy either way...

Congrats

Buying shank steaks
 
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He’s about to steal one of Major Applewhite’s chicks.
10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Talking shit about kids who gave their all means you are little dick aggy energy either way...

Congrats

Meh, I talk shit to my own kid why they half-ass things and we both know it

19 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… perhaps he has a killer osso bucco recipe for the food forum.

Sideshow bucco

On 1/14/2025 at 9:44 PM, Spankytoes said:

Buying shank steaks

 

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I’ll bet he took her home and hit it

Edited by Horn Dogg

14 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Talking shit about kids who gave their all means you are little dick aggy energy either way...

Congrats

Meh, in the pre-NIL era I wouldve agreed. Now that they are paid hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars to perform, I can bitch all I want. 

27 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Meh, in the pre-NIL era I wouldve agreed. Now that they are paid hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars to perform, I can bitch all I want. 

Agreed, they wanted to be paid like professionals, they can take the heat like professionals 

Edited by Evil Bill Obrien

On 1/10/2025 at 11:27 PM, chainsaw said:

He's a good kid from a good family.

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

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god i hate his Mrs. Claus-lookin' ass at pressers with his stat vomit

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