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Poche's first full year as USMNT coach. Without qualificaiton, it's going to be a lot of friendlies, but we do mix in some competitions.

Jan 18-25 - Camp Cupcake, Friendlies - Venezuela & Costa Rica
March 17-25 - Nations League Semis and Final
June 2-10 - Friendlies
June 14 - July 6 - Gold Cup
Sept 1-9 - Friendlies
Oct 6-14 - Friendlies
Nov 10-18 - Friendlies

 

We're opening up next week with Camp Cupcake, an MLS focused camp with 2 friendlies - Venezuela and Costa Rica.

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    Just got back. I get the Agyemang hate, I really do. But watching in person gave me a lot of perspective and how much of an absolute handful he is for central defenders to deal with. Haiti was a very

  • Napoleon
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    Berhalter was a worthless piece of shit.  [FULL STOP]

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Today’s USMNT Starting XI vs. Venezuela: 1-Patrick Schulte; 18-Shaq Moore, 20-George Campbell, 12-Miles Robinson (Capt.), 15-Max Arfsten; 6-Benjamin Cremaschi, 16-Jack McGlynn; 23-Caden Clark, 11-Matko Miljevic, 17-Brian Gutiérrez; 7-Patrick Agyemang

Substitutes: 21-Matt Freese, 22-Zack Steffen, 3-Walker Zimmerman, 5-DeJuan Jones, 8-Brian White, 10-Diego Luna, 13-Tim Ream, 14-Emeka Eneli, 19-Indiana Vassilev

USMNT Starting XI Cap Numbers (including this match): Miles Robinson (31), Shaq Moore (20), Patrick Schulte (3), Benjamin Cremaschi (2) Jack McGlynn (2), Patrick Agyemang (1), Max Arfsten (1), George Campbell (1), Caden Clark (1), Brian Gutiérrez (1), Matko Miljevic (1),
Six starters will make their international debut today: Patrick Agyemang, Max Arfsten, George Campbell, Caden Clark, Brian Gutiérrez and Matko Miljevic.
The Starting XI has an average age of 23 years, 227 days and is the youngest lineup so far under USMNT head coach Mauricio Pochettino. Eight of the 11 are 23 and younger: Arfsten, Campbell, Milijevic and Schulte (23); Clark, Gutiérrez and McGlynn (21); Cremaschi (19).
The lineup also averages five caps.

what i love is the 1-touch speed of play

i hope the lords of the ponzi exhibition appreciate the decimation of their "single-entity" general ledger that wasted 9 years between the firing of juergen and the hiring of poch

4 or 5 guys playing right now are going to get a chance in europe from this 1 game

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What’s silly was wanting to build the fan base, while playing Berhalter’s ugly, boring style. It makes no sense at all. Making us exciting and fun to watch will do more to drawn interest than anything the federation can/will do. 

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I wonder how many times under GGG we had goals that reddit soccer called the goal a Great Goal?

 

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I saw this on one of the USMNT guy's feed. That amount is pretty over the top given his lack of playing, his injury history, his own actions which have really cost him and even Dortmund doing what they have done in freezing him out. I say take whatever Milan is offering and move on.

 

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19 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I saw this on one of the USMNT guy's feed. That amount is pretty over the top given his lack of playing, his injury history, his own actions which have really cost him and even Dortmund doing what they have done in freezing him out. I say take whatever Milan is offering and move on.

 

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Could we get a GO FUND ME account opened for those USMNT fans who want to see this happen?

Per fa-fucking-vore!!

Props to the posters on here pumping Luna.  I didn't see it in his first couple of games for the US, but he's a freaking stud.

Dude took a whackin' and delivered the assist right after.  Looks like he got his ass kicked twice, but he's everywhere.

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You can tell Luna has a ton of talent. He’s also a tough guy and not just because of all the tattoos. I do think they cause him issues - IE, it’s why he was likely left off the Olympic team.

He’s just reached his MLS ceiling. If he wants to get better, he’s gotta get to Europe. 

Where has this Zack Steffen been?

I think Agyemang has a little something. Pretty cool story to come from D3 soccer. 

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Jesus. We look so good. The previous regime was criminal how they held this talent back. 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Jesus. We look so good. The previous regime was criminal how they held this talent back. 

Berhalter was a worthless piece of shit. 

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Props to the posters on here pumping Luna


Prison Shower soccer fans. 

Marking each conquest by leaving a tattoo on his neck.

I love this fucking guy.  Talking about how Luna has big balls to go back in and play after the hit.

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I was just coming to post the same. The guy gets it. And that was funny too. 

21 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I love this fucking guy.  Talking about how Luna has big balls to go back in and play after the hit.

 

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12 hours ago, Mittens said:

I love this fucking guy.  Talking about how Luna has big balls to go back in and play after the hit.

And ...

 

When you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

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So I gotta say this was the first time I ever came out of camp cupcake with some good feelings. I think we saw the emergence of some players (namely Agyemang) and some guys really step up with the chance (see Luna). I said it before, it's funny what a little bit of a step up in coaching will do for this team. What we've seen in the past 2 days is a sign that our program is moving in the right direction. I think a lot has to be done to get the rot out of the system, because while I could bag on Berhalter, the real issue is that our federation is still happy with the status quo, until that goes away, we are not going to make "that jump". But maybe this shows there is a way.

 

 

Regarding waste management...

 

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

And ...

 

When you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

 

He could get in and out of the baño más rápido if they could install some fucking bidets in the locker room stalls, like they do in civilized countries.

They better be installing bidets in the locker room stalls for the World Cup.

Come on, man!

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One last thing, until he figures it out, can we be done with the Miljevic experience?

He is such an active player. Always moving to cover potential open players. And the jump he got to make the second assist was elite. 
 

Sargent scored two today after recently getting healthy.  Bring it consistently and stay healthy. 

59 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

2 assists today for Adams. When healthy he is a joy to watch. 

Just pray he finds a way to be healthy for WC 2026.  Such a great player and person. 

Puli now 10/10 on PK for club and country.

 

Goals for Pepi, Pulisic, and an assist for Reyna yesterday. Musah, however, earned a red card in the first half. 

I know the money will probably be too good to pass up, but I would really hate for him to go to the EPL. If he can be the #1 striker next year at PSV, there are not many better places to be for a young striker. 

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