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  • LurkingHorn
    LurkingHorn

    Just got back. I get the Agyemang hate, I really do. But watching in person gave me a lot of perspective and how much of an absolute handful he is for central defenders to deal with. Haiti was a very

  • Berhalter was a worthless piece of shit.  [FULL STOP]

  • LurkingHorn
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#454
10 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

This is not a good look from the Pulisics either. Dads need to shut up. Your son is 26 years old. He doesn't need daddy defending him on social media. 

Yeah, dad fighting your battle is pathetic. Helicopter parents with Reyna and now Pulisic is a bad look for the USMNT. 

Also, I partially agree with Donovan, and yes, he took a sabbatical and was rightfully punished for it by Klinsman. We have a world cup coming up in THE USA and, with no qualifiers, Pulisic is dicking away the only opportunities to build chemistry and momentum for the World Cup. Pretty bad look for Pulisic honestly. 

#455
5 hours ago, Derka said:

turner is worth €8m?!?! no disrespect, but wow.

 

5 hours ago, tokamak said:

8 million euros for Turner?????? Is the “million” a typo??

My rxn also.  Literally found money under the couch for them.  I was gonna say a million per match he played this year but I don't think he even made 8 appearances.

 

#456

Musah to Napoli? 

 

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Napoli are in talks with AC Milan to sign Yunus Musah as new midfielder. Antonio Conte appreciates the player and club to club discussions are now underway. Musah, keen on joining Serie A champions with personal terms not an issue. 🇺🇸

Talk about failing upward. 

#457
6 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

Musah to Napoli? 

 

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Napoli are in talks with AC Milan to sign Yunus Musah as new midfielder. Antonio Conte appreciates the player and club to club discussions are now underway. Musah, keen on joining Serie A champions with personal terms not an issue. 🇺🇸

Talk about failing upward. 

I thought that Conte was leaving Napoli (because he and the sporting director don’t like each other) and returning to Juventus.

What happened?

🤌🤌🤌
 

EDIT:

Apparently things were smoothed over enough for him to stay one more year. 
 

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#460
9 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

Talk about failing upward. 

He always played pretty well for Milan unless you mean based on team success in which case I agree. 

#464

Fortunately the NBA Finals is on tonight so I don't have to turn this garbage on. 

#471
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wow.  Arfsten got beat 3 times on that play. And 8 million dollar Turner.

He is having a howler. Dude is playing way too aggressive. 

#473

Switzerland 🇨🇭 3 : 0 🇺🇸 USA

33’

Netherlands 🇳🇱 3 : 0 🇲🇹 Malta

33’

 

“I believe that we are Malta!

I believe that we are Malta!

I believe that we are Malta!

I believe that we are Malta!”

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#474
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fortunately the NBA Finals is on tonight so I don't have to turn this garbage on. 

Actually it isn't on tonight it's on tomorrow. 

Granted it's 4-0 now so I can still probably find something better. 

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#475
1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Switzerland 🇨🇭 3 : 0 🇺🇸 USA

Netherlands 🇳🇱 3 : 0 🇲🇹 Malta

33’

Well good for Malta. When did they fall down 4-0?

#476
3 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

We do not belong anywhere near a World Cup. 

I mean these bums on the pitch don't. 

Not sure this manager does either, tbf. 

#478
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Actually it isn't on tonight it's on tomorrow. 

Granted it's 4-0 now so I can still probably find something better. 

Golden Girls reruns?

#480
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Golden Girls reruns?

I've opted into watching the Rangers likely blow another baseball game. 

#482

  admit I don't watch much USMNT except for the bigger tournaments but holy shit 4-0 to the swiss in 30 minutes?   these guys must suck ass.

#485
30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fortunately the NBA Finals is on tonight so I don't have to turn this garbage on. 

Wrong it’s tomorrow night. What a fucking joke of a team. Fire Poch.

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#486
2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I think Poch is canned if he doesn’t win the gold cup. Cannot have this. They’re just completely overmatched. 

I mean look - I don't think Poch is doing a very good job but this starting lineup was a fucking joke. Neither of these FBs have any business being on the pitch for us.

Poch is the guy through the World Cup for better or worse. 

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#487
11 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Turner sucks. 

I can’t really put this on him. I mean that defense is letting the Swiss have wide open shots. He’s in a fucking shooting gallery out there. 

#491

I don't get why our wing players are always marked, but the Swiss are receiving passes on the wing with 20 yards of space.  And there's absolutely no pressure on the passer.

#492

I'll tune in for Luna. 

I say that then I see whatever that was from Agyemang. 

We look intent on embarassing ourselves for the full 90. 

#493

The entire US Soccer Federation should just be shitcanned right now, one year from the world cup. Would it help our chances, probably not. But those clueless fucktards need to stop drawing a paycheck for this crap. And if some of those position arent paid, they should be fined for subjecting us to this dogshit. 

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#494
37 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Full Disclosure:

I am pulling for Switzerland right now. 🤷‍♂️

Deport me.

I'm neutral...

#495

Tolkin has been watch entirely too much “Soccer Made In Germany” videos from the late 1970s and has sought out a German barber to take him back to that time.  

PS- As bad as his hair is, Tolkin is light years better than Arfsten

#498
41 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I can’t really put this on him. I mean that defense is letting the Swiss have wide open shots. He’s in a fucking shooting gallery out there. 

Defense looks like a type of cheese with lots of holes.

#500

Waited 30 years to get to host a World Cup.   Now we got Trump and a team that sucks shit through a straw.   At least I’m gonna save a shit ton of money.  

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