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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Neither of those things are mutually exclusive with the claim that I made.ย ๐Ÿ˜‚

Cโ€™est vrai! / Es verdad.

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    Just got back. I get the Agyemang hate, I really do. But watching in person gave me a lot of perspective and how much of an absolute handful he is for central defenders to deal with. Haiti was a very

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    Berhalter was a worthless piece of shit.ย  [FULL STOP]

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I turn on this game to see our boys watching the ball the same way I am.

Hey look. Roldan looking like a total fucking dumbass.ย 

Traffic cone defense!

Was Roldan the guy who got mowed down?

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Just now, ztejas said:

Hey look. Roldan looking like a total fucking dumbass.ย 

You beat me to it.ย ย 

It's embarrassing to be down 1-0 with how far back they are playing on defense. I get we need to rotate guys and get different looks still but I'd like to try and win games. Roldan, Freeman and Sands all in the "midfield" is some C team shit.ย 

And it's making Pulisic overwork now because no one else can fucking do anything to get the ball moving forward.

Although staying down there was almost assuredly strategic.ย 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It's embarrassing to be down 1-0 with how far back they are playing on defense. I get we need to rotate guys and get different looks still but I'd like to try and win games. Roldan, Freeman and Sands all in the "midfield" is some C team shit.ย 

They call our midfield โ€œThe C-Suiteโ€.

oh nvm. He's done. Cool.ย 

I don't blame him the way he's playing domestically.ย 

There he is.

Was hoping he'd respond tonight.ย 

Well Roldan with a couple nice plays.

Chris Richards started the play and Roldan had the assist.

Haji going on a hajj of his own!

Neck-less Wonder on the corner! Pretty good service.ย 

Sands playing the ball back when Weah wanted to play a give-and-go was not ideal.

EDIT: Roldan is dangerous tonight. (For BOTH teams!)

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Lol that's not a card either? Bro get this ref out of here. This is a fucking friendly.

No question that both should have been yellows with a warning that the next player on Australia that pulls that shit is going to get a straight red card.ย 

Imagine going to watch Texas play Georgia in football and one of the refs is from Trinidad and Tobago.

DaMarcus Beasley- โ€œYou knocked down one of our players, but itโ€™s not going to happen twice.โ€

Narrator- โ€œIt happened twice.โ€

What'd the first half look like? I missed it. Not as sharp as against Ecuador?

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Imagine going to watch Texas play Georgia in football and one of the refs is from Trinidad and Tobago.

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

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You were saying?

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

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You were saying?

Meh. Shit like that is worse for me than almost anything college refs mess up. It's risking player safety in a meaningless game.ย 

Holy shit that was filthy.ย 

How do we have all these sick strikers and no defenders???

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit that was filthy.ย 

How do we have all these sick strikers and no defenders???

that was a hell of a shot

oh wow. take a bow haji wright!!

great ball for the assist as well.ย 

Haji booking his spot on the team. That was beee-u-tee-ful!

The director in the truck didnโ€™t want to show the fast break, but finally decided to show the action.

Haji has a lightningโ€™s quick right-footed toe-poke and a beautiful curler with the left.ย 

The color guy is singing Roldanโ€™s praises and seems to have completely forgotten his getting mowed down for the Aussie goal.ย 

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Haji has a lightningโ€™s quick right-footed toe-poke and a beautiful curler with the left.ย 

His gather/first touch was equally as impressive as the strike. World class goal there.ย 

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The color guy is singing Roldanโ€™s praises and seems to have completely forgotten his getting mowed down for the Aussie goal.ย 

Meh. He's made up for it on the score sheet now.ย 

Also he wasn't the only guy that fucked up on that play. He got put in a bad position and made a bad play.

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And then he just kicks the ball straight out of bounds. ย Lolย 

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7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

And then he just kicks the ball straight out of bounds. ย Lolย 

I loved the shot of looks on the coaches faces right after that.

That was Aaronson right? That's funny. I was just talking to myself about how I'm not sure what happened to him. He was such an electric prospect.

Luna has to finish that. But he's a good finisher overall.

Aaronson just seemed to stop all development about 3 years ago. ย Thought he had a shot to be a near starter level contributor, but at this point he isnโ€™t making the WC roster barring a bunch of injuriesย 

Balogun looked to pull out the defenders so that Luna could hit is wide. FUCK!

Aaronsonโ€™s nutmeg assist attempt to Luna was absolutely beautiful. If Luna had just chipped the keeper!!

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Thought he had a shot to be a near starter level contributor

Dude he had a shot to be one of our best players.ย 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude he had a shot to be one of our best players.ย 

I never saw that in him, he was always behind MMA and now heโ€™s been passed by a bunch of guys.

Even Aaronson looked good today. Not just some little brother running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

In general, everyone looked pretty good.ย 

Solid window, best weโ€™ve looked in awhile. ย My interest in the team has been rekindled. ย 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Solid window, best weโ€™ve looked in awhile. ย My interest in the team has been rekindled. ย 


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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I never saw that in him, he was always behind MMA and now heโ€™s been passed by a bunch of guys.

What? He's a winger.ย He was arguably the best player on the team for a window or two a few years ago. Maybe you were never as high on him as everyone else was in which case you were right. I feel like you're forgetting how bright he flashed, though.ย 

I mean dude he went for $33M in Summer '22.

BA is more of an attacking mid than a winger, imo. ย  I always liked him and thought heโ€™d keep improving he just hasnโ€™t.ย 
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As for these last 2 matches, when is the last time the USMNT looked that good going forward and got that kind of production for their 9? ย  Itโ€™s been awhile.ย 

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6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

BA is more of an attacking mid than a winger, imo. ย 

You can just admit you were wrong.ย 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Dude. Just stop. First you said you thought that he "had a shot" to be a fringe starter. Then you said you didn't see him over any of MMA.

I'm curious which of Musah or Adams you think is an attacking midfielder for the United States? McKennie couldn't buy that position with us if he tried and he probably plays it sometime for club.ย 

Well, he isnโ€™t a winger and if he was heโ€™d never start over Pulisic or Weah. ย If we were playing a 433, where do you think he plays. ย Hint it isnโ€™t the front 3, thus MMA.ย 

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