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15 minutes ago, Covri said:

Individual “nachos” are just cut up tostadas. Real nachos touch. 

You have to pull them apart and half the chips are soggy and you get inconsistent topping distribution. That’s a nacho 

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This thread is taboo, and will bring bad luck to anyone who reads it.

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

This thread was a poi idea.

Username almost checks out 

Great thread by OP, excellent choice to post in DT, extraordinary defense of both. I have learned so much about that darn Hawaiian senator. I eagerly await future posts!

Hook'em!!!

I'm not sure of the senator's opinion, but Hawaii is now releasing genetically altered male mosquitoes (the non-biters) that produce sterile offspring to combat the effects of Avian Malaria. The disease has already wiped out many native honeycreeper species, and the situation is exacerbated by climate change (apologies if this term melts any resident snowflakes. I know this thread definitely isn't CR), as there is no longer refuge at higher elevations. While it is too late for the 'akikiki, perhaps the 'akeke'e still has hope of surviving.

9 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I'm not sure of the senator's opinion, but Hawaii is now releasing genetically altered male mosquitoes (the non-biters) that produce sterile offspring to combat the effects of Avian Malaria. The disease has already wiped out many native honeycreeper species, and the situation is exacerbated by climate change (apologies if this term melts any resident snowflakes. I know this thread definitely isn't CR), as there is no longer refuge at higher elevations. While it is too late for the 'akikiki, perhaps the 'akeke'e still has hope of surviving.

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dengue can go fuck off with that bio-engineering shit. Without male mosquitos we will just have real butch female mosquitos. Amazon mosquitos that transmit malaria that messes up humans.

 

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

Inka: Oh, yeah, an Amazon mosquito, maybe, but not a Hawaiian mosquito. That's my point.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Inka: But then, of course, Amazon mosquitos are non-migratory.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, so it couldn't be there anyway.

Inka: Wait a minute. Suppose two mosquitos carried it together...

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I belive this has been done in Florida for several years, specifically to reduce Dengue. Although I would agree that Florida is not a place you want to take advice from.

either way brah, in hawaii gonna piss off the volcano goddess.

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Inka: Oh, yeah, an Amazon mosquito, maybe, but not a Hawaiian mosquito. That's my point.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Inka: But then, of course, Amazon mosquitos are non-migratory.

Hookem: Oh, yeah, so it couldn't be there anyway.

Inka: Wait a minute. Suppose two mosquitos carried it together...

This depends. Are the mosquitos in a monogamous relationship?

We needed this thread.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

This depends. Are the mosquitos in a monogamous relationship?

We needed this thread.

No but they WERE both content producers on TikTok that taught STEMs info to the youth. So, it's shitty either way and it's all the Hawaiian Senators fault for not voting for SpaceX. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

No but they WERE both content producers on TikTok that taught STEMs info to the youth. So, it's shitty either way and it's all the Hawaiian Senators fault for not voting for SpaceX. 

Did she make Guam sink? If so, well I banish her to Upper Volta. Her and her gender neutral, non-monogamous, dengue bird killing mosquitos.

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did she make Guam sink? If so, well I banish her to Upper Volta. Her and her gender neutral, non-monogamous, dengue bird killing mosquitos.

Upper Volta?!?

Yeah, well, Burkina Faso says Up Your Volta.

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Upper Volta?!?

Yeah, well, Burkina Faso says Up Your Volta.

Well does it know there? Cuz it does in Hawaii.

That is why the mosquitos cannot live in the highlands. Or the birds, but that is for another subject.

 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

My grandmother called it HighWīyuh

When I met her in undergrad, my ex-wife was working in a head shop and they sold those dumb little bracelets each with the name of a state on them. Except on the Hawaiian one, they'd accidentally spelled it "Hawall."

We thought that was hilarious when we got stoned -- laughed our asses off. I think that's when we fell in love.

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20 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

I'm almost at the age where everything confuses me, and this thread is one of those everythings.  As a side note, does anybody know if they still make Hawaiian Punch?

 

18 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

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I served as Executive Officer on a destroyer in Hawaii many moons ago.  One of the junior officers on our ship had a bad habit of getting very drunk out at the local bars and running his mouth.  He got into multiple scrapes with locals, and after a particularly rough one, he showed up on the ship with two black eyes and badly split lips.   After that, his nickname on the ship was Hawaiian Punch.  

46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

My grandmother called it HighWīyuh

Reminds me of a beer joint in Wichita Falls named Frank’s Eight-Ball Lounge.  Frank, the owner, was a WWII aviator who also played the trumpet.  Frequented this place a lot as a UT student in the 80’s when I came back home to visit.  Place had a jukebox that played Sinatra, Glenn Miller, The Letterman, etc.  It was guaranteed that as the night progressed and patrons and Frank imbibed, he would play the trumpet at the end of Bobby Vinton’s “Blue Velvet”.  The crowd loved it.

Anyway, we almost always put a quarter in the jukebox for this song.  @Armybrat, this one’s for you.

 

On 1/18/2025 at 1:02 PM, 'stache said:

The Hawaiian state fish is the humuhumunukunukuapua'a. And they eat a lot of spam. 

 

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Don’t talk about my senator like this!

Also I have no idea what the names are of either senator here.

On 1/18/2025 at 1:33 AM, RPM said:

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19 hours ago, randomhorn said:

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I'll see your Magnum and McGarrett and raise a Dog.

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52 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'll see your Magnum and McGarrett and raise a Dog.

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14 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Inka: Oh, yeah, an Amazon mosquito, maybe, but not a Hawaiian mosquito. That's my point.

 

Laden or unladen?

16 hours ago, shakahorn said:

Is that Sonny Sixkiller?

Randy Johnson.  No not that Johnson, the other Johnson. 

Checking in to find out if we collectively decided whether or not Hawaii even has senators. 

7 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Checking in to find out if we collectively decided whether or not Hawaii even has senators. 

Yeah, 2 from each island.

22 hours ago, miguelito said:

I don't mind pineapple on pizza, but I understand some folks are allergic to the idea.

 

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5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, 2 from each island.

So just like Australia then? 

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So just like Australia then? 

Yes, except for Tasmania. They have to elect 1 platypus per cycle. Hence why they cannot go instinct.

10 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

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meg ryan yas GIF

23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

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Get a rope. 

Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

Sweet, spicy, savory. 

I mean, it’s not beans in chili but it ain’t far off. 

11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yes, except for Tasmania. They have to elect 1 platypus per cycle. Hence why they cannot go instinct.

Basic Instinct was a good film, made Sharon Stone famous but I haven't watched it a long time. I don't remember it being set in Australia or Hawaii but like I said it's been a while. Was refreshing my memory of that movie, and I must have found a BDSM porn film instead cause that is what that movie sounds like reading the plot. Definitely re-watching it soon.

 

11 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Sweet, spicy, savory. 

Pineapple is nice by itself, it has no business on pizza or burgers or anything else

Hook'em!!!!!! 

Nah, it’s the perfect 3 toppings on a pizza. 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

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Pizza looks delicious.

Username doesn't match, though.

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yes, except for Tasmania. They have to elect 1 platypus per cycle. Hence why they cannot go instinct.

Rules like this are why I could never get into cricket 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

BBQ chicken on pizza sucks.

We can all agree on this. Worst pizza variation out there, including the infamous AIDS blood and razor blades that Pizza Hut put out in the 80s. 

18 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Rules like this are why I could never get into cricket 

no no no no. You are confusing Aussie parliment with Sri lankan cricket. In Sri lanka 6 mongeeses equals an automatic honalulu. so you tie.

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

no no no no. You are confusing Aussie parliment with Sri lankan cricket. In Sri lanka 6 mongeeses equals an automatic honalulu. so you tie.

You used to be able to buy crickets at every bait shop you passed and they were everywhere. Hawaiians hate bate fishing and the Senators pushed forth all the legislation banning cricket sales in bait shops which crippled the Bait Shop industry. Between that and TikTok dying small businesses everywhere no longer stand a chance of success. MAGA! END the cricket ban!!!

47 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You used to be able to buy crickets at every bait shop you passed and they were everywhere. Hawaiians hate bate fishing and the Senators pushed forth all the legislation banning cricket sales in bait shops which crippled the Bait Shop industry. Between that and TikTok dying small businesses everywhere no longer stand a chance of success. MAGA! END the cricket ban!!!

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12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

You used to be able to buy crickets at every bait shop you passed and they were everywhere. Hawaiians hate bate fishing and the Senators pushed forth all the legislation banning cricket sales in bait shops which crippled the Bait Shop industry. Between that and TikTok dying small businesses everywhere no longer stand a chance of success. MAGA! END the cricket ban!!!

Wait, are you saying the death of Tik Tok put an end to master baiters? I knew it!! 

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