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7 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

Yep. Been the trend. Leak 3-4 likely candidates right off the bat. Then 2 not well known but kinda interesting names come out . Finally, out of the blue somebody never mentioned is brought up and announced 30 minutes later.

995ers having absolutely no clue about staffing hires is one of my favorite Sark traditions.

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  • Machinator
    Machinator

    So he's been on staffs with Choate, Saban, and Schiano and has Houston/Texas ties. Not going to act like this is some no-doubter but seems like it can work just fine to me.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    My sweet Lord. Reading the thread since the Muschamp hiring is borderline exhausting. Some of the hawtest takes on this recruiting board, ever, on here between pages 45 and 48. I was quoting posts at

  • This is a Nansen hire. He was behind the surge last year to bring him on as an analyst. The plan to hire him has been in place for a while, and if Blake would have stayed and Terry still left they wou

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5 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Know absolutely nothing about him. Tell me how we should feel?

Well, as our feelings have no impact on the hiring process, we might as well be gruntled about it. Seriously, he looks like a solid assistant with strong ties to the Southeast. Originally from Florida. 

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Reditor:  "Why does John Denver say “mountain mama” in the song “Country Roads” - what is he referring to?"

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Other Rediter:  "He’s referring to the Legend of Mountain Mama. She haunts the mountains of West Virginia (yes, all of West Virginia) tickling the buttholes of unsuspecting campers."

There are shockingly few good pictures found when Googling "Mountain Mama".

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=7833c6f0638101e1&q="mountain+mama"&udm=2&fbs=ABzOT_CWdhQLP1FcmU5B0fn3xuWpA-dk4wpBWOGsoR7DG5zJBtmuEdhfywyzhendkLDnhcoz2MIB1dVLatL09WpR-ccvhOHyn6-xpHTAmrLtlwjyJus-9JOqkSZ98t0Ob6qO-juiCvV0T0wfSeATL5s-eRKZl7vMpyQr_8nN-RVQhgZmLwY3Y80aoYUxFICiEpyuiRebuT3eELr65LWmfuzeJubAKQVgIA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiY2viAnNGLAxV46skDHTYeECUQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=1920&bih=919&dpr=2#vhid=q1OTH56xTYPqfM&vssid=mosaic

But you do get a few "interesting" results when you add the word "Nude" to the search string.
https://www.google.com/search?q="mountain mama" nude&sca_esv=7833c6f0638101e1&udm=2&biw=1920&bih=919&ei=VpW2Z9CyFeSQp84PvajE0AU&uact=5&oq="mountain mama" nude&gs_lp=EgNpbWciFCJtb3VudGFpbiBtYW1hIiBudWRlSK8OULkDWPYMcAF4AJABAJgBXKABzwKqAQE1uAEDyAEA-AEBmAIDoAKmAcICBhAAGAcYHsICBRAAGIAEwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBBAAGB7CAgYQABgIGB6YAwCIBgGSBwEzoAeKDg&sclient=img&no_sw_cr=1&zx=1740019075414&sssc=1

You may not want to Un-Blur the second results though?

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19 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Recruiting ties to NC and FL, good hire Sark 

1000 yard rushers back to back years,  two other backs 1500 yards combined the past two seasons. All high school recruits. One of his backs just transferred to Ohio State. 

 

27 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Top comments so far?  

 

@TimmyPruitt166
Don't pay him more money let him leave thats money we need to get better players the one's that wins the games. Rich Rod didn't want him anyway he was a good recruiter for a 500 team and most the 4 star kids he brought in done left or is way overrated and hasn't done much anyways. We can get a young upcoming black position coach for less money that wants to be here and have even more money for players.

 

@Goeers206
Hopefully, he stays. With the momentum we have as far as our staff is going, maybe he is going to want to stick it out and see how far the mountaineers could climb. If he didn't leave to go to PSU, hopefully he wont leave to go to Texas.

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We drink your milkshake, WVU. Fuck off.

You know you are a poor when your 400k per year assistant coach leaves and your first thought is how you can now save enough money to buy players. 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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I’ve tried, and I cannot fathom what this is actually attempting to say. It’s kind of fascinating. 

I'm fascinated when someone actually tries to comprehend something that's been posted.  

I never experience this at work, when I send emails.  

Apparently Jahiem White returned to WVU to play for Chad Scott. I wonder if we’d bring him in. He’s only 5’8 200lbs, but he is explosive and powerful. Clark & Baxter will need time to get up to speed. 

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57 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

How small is that damn room lol

He’s in West Virginia. That’s the whole house. 

20 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Apparently Jahiem White returned to WVU to play for Chad Scott. I wonder if we’d bring him in. He’s only 5’8 200lbs, but he is explosive and powerful. Clark & Baxter will need time to get up to speed. 

Solid young RB. He reminds me a bit of Wisner. Some speed, shake and decent hands. Wouldn't exactly be that big banger for the red zone, but hopefully Baxter's good to go. 

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44 minutes ago, Scholz said:

We drink your milkshake, WVU. Fuck off.

 

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Is their running game success tied solely to Garrett Greene's time at QB?

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Is their running game success tied solely to Garrett Greene's time at QB?

Who do you think teaches him to run?

Scott, 43, has been at West Virginia since 2019. Before that, he was on staff for the North Carolina Tar Heels but departed as soon as former Texas head coach Mack Brown arrived back in Chapel Hill.

 

HaHaHaHa... left when Mack showed up 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 hours ago, RabidM said:

How the fuck does a WVU youtube guy with 4k followers have a sponsorship from Turbotax? 

Locked on has a show for every major sports league and school (like barstool). They claim one million daily views across the network so they’ll get some sponsors for sure. Not really sure how that trickles down to the small hosts if at all.
 

i haven’t liked the shows I’ve tried from them

Funny youtube guy's reaction...

🚨BREAKING: Chad Scott NEW RB Coach for Steve Sarkisian | BIG TIME RB HIRE for Texas Longhorns

 

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9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol I was about to say, seems bad

4 yards rushing per game is terrible.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

4 yards rushing per game is terrible.

But 14 yards per rush.

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

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What the fuck is this graph? 

3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

What the fuck is this graph? 

DOOMED

WVU averaged 193.7 yds/game rushing on 4.8 yds/attempt last year…if anyone wanted the actual numbers

 

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Some pussy ass cry baby on Twitter trying to seem smart by making a shit graph

 

 

I don't think he's crying;  I think his objective was to do the opposite.

To show the improvement from the bottom of D1, to the elite range.

 

Also, I'm sure he made this edited version specifically for Surly:

 

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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

I don't think he's crying;  I think his objective was to do the opposite.

To show the improvement from the bottom of D1, to the elite range.

 

Also, I'm sure he made this edited version specifically for Surly:

 

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In general he's a pussy ass cry baby on Twitter, not specifically about this.

38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe Jaheim White will follow him in the second window. 

 

Meh, not really seeing anything spectacular in those "highlights" of basic 4 and 5 yard runs. 

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Meh, not really seeing anything spectacular in those "highlights" of basic 4 and 5 yard runs. 

I will happily take a RB who consistently gets 4 or 5 yards per attempt. 

I saw several runs a lot longer than four and five yards. Good shiftiness, seems to be adept at catching the ball (though highlights can obviously be deceiving). I also saw a dude with plenty of edge/cockiness on display, so Coach Scott would probably be a good judge of how the kid fits in a locker room. 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

I don't think he's crying;  I think his objective was to do the opposite.

To show the improvement from the bottom of D1, to the elite range.

 

Also, I'm sure he made this edited version specifically for Surly:

 

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still not suitable , dumbass probably stole this chart from somewhere and cant comprehend how to flip it appropriately 

14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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This is a terrible SAT question.

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

1892402581453897796?t=1QMRSZpXYhPIsG78oa

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(The numbers are national rank, not yards)

I wonder what this looks like if you take out QB runs

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