February 25Feb 25 6 hours ago, FreeHorn said: This is a Nansen hire. He was behind the surge last year to bring him on as an analyst. The plan to hire him has been in place for a while, and if Blake would have stayed and Terry still left they would have just hired him to coach CB with Blake as the safety coach. Terry was responsible for the majority of the Two High safety looks you’ve seen at Texas since Sark has been here. PK is a Man/Cover 3 single high guy. Nansen as well. That’s why you saw more cover 3 this past year once Nansen joined the staff. They want to be able to man up more and felt like the old guy was the best teacher of man principles in the secondary. Sark also has talked with Saban who told him, and said on national tv, Texas has to play more man in the backend of the defense.  2 hours ago, FreeHorn said: Yeah Joseph was hired to run his 2 high look for Muschamp. When Coach Boom backed out we kept the staff we hired for him. That’s why year one was pretty dysfunctional because PK didn’t specialize in cover 2/4. We brought Patterson in teach the quarters/cover 4 and he was able to bridge the gap between PK and the 2 High back end.  We had our best year this past year and we used way more cover 3. That’s where PK is most comfortable.  29 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I see two issues: 1) It’s just kind of retread feel to the hire for many of us. It’s also a position coaching role, as opposed to simply being an advisor. 2) Some people think that anyone over a certain age, I guess maybe 65?, is a worthless fucking drag on society. They either need to sit in their rocking chair, watching Matlock reruns while they eat their tv dinners, or they need to be taken out back and shot, leaving their carcasses to the coyotes and critters. I’m in group 1, but I agree with your sentiments. I posted a view that was wildly inconsistent with my past views on the secondary and Akina. In the past, I constantly harped on the need to play more man to man because I believe it’s critical to stop high powered offenses. I do remember Saban saying that during the playoffs. I also lamented not having a DB  coach who would properly teach the technique we got used to watching when Akina was in charge of the secondary. It was precise and fantastic.  Third, I also made many references in the past at how age discrimination is wrong, not only morally and ethically, but also it’s often a bad business decision. So why did I react poorly to Akina being the hire? Several reasons. The defense last year was terrific, so I figured they had a scheme they were comfortable with and didn’t need a ‘man’ oriented coach. Maybe they do. Second, I simply age discriminated against Akina. Whoops. He seemed pretty old the last time I saw and heard him. I don’t know that we are getting Fangio. Maybe he’s fine. I also remember him not being able to deal with a scheme that mixed man and zone.  Also, a 68 year old guy is going to turn off some recruits. I guess the rest of the staff can pick up the slack. So I don’t love the hire, but it probably won’t be a disaster either. Â
February 25Feb 25 15 minutes ago, Bevo said: Take heed @SydneyCarton. We are both closer to #2 than we are to the co-eds. I’m just a little closer. Well, the difference between you, me, and apparently Duane Akina is that I'm hoping to be able to NOT work well before Akina's age. So I'm a little less worried about #2 myself. And I'd point out that my post isn't criticizing the hire nearly as much as it's criticizing the posters that inevitably can't help by pine for all the old coaches that they see as representing some Golden Era of UT. Akina certainly gets that love, but we had people here at one point asking Charlie Strong to look into Greg Robinson and/or Dick Tomey, and Tomey might have already been dead. I laugh almost as equally for people talking about bringing back Carrington or Samples. If Sark has a well thought out plan for this, well ok, lets give it a shot. But a lot of people are making a lot of assmptions we don't know shit about, like "Akina isn't going to be asked to hit the road recruiting." And if that IS even true, people aren't asking if there's going to be a hit because a player's position coach won't even recruit them consistently. But to reiterate, I'm not laughing at the hire, although I'm from Missouri. But, to paraphrse Slider, I am laughing at some of you dickheards. Edited February 25Feb 25 by SydneyCarton
February 25Feb 25 2 hours ago, Scholz said: I don't understand the consternation. I think he brings a wealth of knowledge to the defense ala Sweaty Gary. A very experienced voice in the meeting rooms. Akina is not near the level of Gary in coordinating a defense or as a defensive mind. That has been proven in Akina's history, most recently in his brief DC job at Arizona. Arizona went from DFEI #24 under Nansen to #103 under Akina the following year. He is a great DB coach. He can coach technique with anyone in the profession. I trust him on the micro, not the macro level. Edited February 25Feb 25 by Codaxx
February 25Feb 25 "Uninspired?" "Retread?" That's like complaining about getting to fuck Ana de Armas if you already got to fuck her ten years ago.
February 25Feb 25 Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Rimbo said: "Uninspired?" "Retread?" That's like complaining about getting to fuck Ana de Armas if you already got to fuck her ten years ago. Well you're certainly the first person to every compare Duane Akina to Ana de Armas, so props for that
February 25Feb 25 23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: to reiterate, I'm not laughing at the hire, although I'm from Missouri. But, to paraphrse Slider, I am laughing at some of you dickheards. The good news is, I’m about a decade younger than that dickhead.Â
February 25Feb 25 16 minutes ago, Rimbo said: "Uninspired?" "Retread?" That's like complaining about getting to fuck Ana de Armas if you already got to fuck her ten years ago. A lot can happen in 10 years..
February 25Feb 25 20 minutes ago, Rimbo said: "Uninspired?" "Retread?" That's like complaining about getting to fuck Ana de Armas if you already got to fuck her ten years ago. Truly an apples to apples comparison if there ever was one. A 68 year old man and a 35 year old woman. 25-35 arguably being the range of the prime of a woman's life/beauty, bookended. And one of the most beautiful women in the world during the last 10 years. Definitely the same thing as this:  Also, lets not ignore the logical fallacy that your statement presupposes that his tenure here will already be a success when that has yet to be determined. Edited February 25Feb 25 by SydneyCarton
February 25Feb 25 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Truly an apples to apples comparison if there ever was one. A 68 year old man and a 35 year old woman. 25-35 arguably being the range of the prime of a woman's life/beauty, bookended. And one of the most beautiful women in the world during the last 10 years. Definitely the same thing as this: You posted the wrong pic, doofus.Â
February 25Feb 25 Just now, closetojumping said: You posted the wrong pic, doofus. I'm not rewarding that fucking guy with Ana De Armas pictures, and I don't even like the rest of you cunts. So no, I chose to remind everyone here what he thinks is on the same level as Ana de Armas.Â
February 25Feb 25 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: I see two issues: 1) It’s just kind of retread feel to the hire for many of us. It’s also a position coaching role, as opposed to simply being an advisor. 2) Some people think that anyone over a certain age, I guess maybe 65?, is a worthless fucking drag on society. They either need to sit in their rocking chair, watching Matlock reruns while they eat their tv dinners, or they need to be taken out back and shot, leaving their carcasses to the coyotes and critters. 3) He fucked over our defense when he undermined Manny Diaz and refused to teach the DBs what Diaz wanted to run. Their post-2012 career trajectories clearly show that Diaz was in the right and Akina was in the wrong. I don't see how you can trust him after that but I guess Nansen thinks differently. We'll see.
February 25Feb 25 Just now, SydneyCarton said: I'm not rewarding that fucking guy with Ana De Armas pictures, and I don't even like the rest of you cunts. So no, I chose to remind everyone here what he thinks is on the same level as Ana de Armas. It’s the local elementary school PE coach, everybody! Replete in your Bike shorts, tucked in Polo, long tube socks and a whistle, you’re going to punish all of us because one asshole stepped out of line.Â
February 25Feb 25 Ana de Armas is allegedly fucking 62 year old Tom Cruise so if anything that comparison supports old legends still having the juice.
February 25Feb 25 Look I don’t know if Alina is the right hire or not or the best hire or not but Sark has done a damn fine job of putting a fantastic product on the field. What I do know is we’re going to skull fuck everyone and imprison their wimmenz and burn down their couches.
February 25Feb 25 Just now, Handcruser said: Look I don’t know if Alina is the right hire or not or the best hire or not but Sark has done a damn fine job of putting a fantastic product on the field. What I do know is we’re going to skull fuck everyone and imprison their wimmenz and leave werthers in their couches. Fify
February 25Feb 25 Popular Post It's hilarious that y'all will call me stupid when y'all can't even figure out how basic analogies work. Nobody is saying that Akina LOOKS like this: Nor are they saying he looks like this: Buuuuuut y'all gotta hand-wring about EVERYTHING, don'tcha?
February 25Feb 25 next you'll be saying things like "But Rimbo, how good is she at coaching Tampa 2?"
February 25Feb 25 1 minute ago, Rimbo said: next you'll be saying things like "But Rimbo, how good is she at coaching Tampa 2?" I would be happy to show her Palms Coverage Edited February 25Feb 25 by Codaxx
February 25Feb 25 49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: And I'd point out that my post isn't criticizing the hire nearly as much as it's criticizing the posters that inevitably can't help by pine for all the old coaches that they see as representing some Golden Era of UT. Akina certainly gets that love, but we had people here at one point asking Charlie Strong to look into Greg Robinson and/or Dick Tomey, and Tomey might have already been dead. I laugh almost as equally for people talking about bringing back Carrington or Samples.
February 25Feb 25 This thread got me thinking and I thought to myself, let me look up hot bitches over 60 so i can post the link and laugh at these assholes. After a few hyperlinks of viewing beautiful women over 60, I've changed my position. Fuck all you that think 60 is young, its old as fuck. Google those old whores yourself. Damn it!
February 25Feb 25 9 minutes ago, Codaxx said: I would be happy to show her Palms Coverage she's a great tight ends recruiter
February 25Feb 25 16 minutes ago, Rimbo said: next you'll be saying things like "But Rimbo, how good is she at coaching Tampa 2?" I'd love to invert her Tampa, wait what?
February 25Feb 25 Popular Post 5 minutes ago, RollLeft said: This thread got me thinking and I thought to myself, let me look up hot bitches over 60 so i can post the link and laugh at these assholes. After a few hyperlinks of viewing beautiful women over 60, I've changed my position. Fuck all you that think 60 is young, its old as fuck. Google those old whores yourself. Damn it! Marisa Tomei on her 60th bday. Money helps.
February 25Feb 25 Popular Post 28 minutes ago, satyanash said: 3) He fucked over our defense when he undermined Manny Diaz and refused to teach the DBs what Diaz wanted to run. Their post-2012 career trajectories clearly show that Diaz was in the right and Akina was in the wrong. I don't see how you can trust him after that but I guess Nansen thinks differently. We'll see. I did not have "defending the defensive brilliance of Manny Diaz" on my Surly bingo today. But here we are.
February 25Feb 25 24 minutes ago, Rimbo said: It's hilarious that y'all will call me stupid when y'all can't even figure out how basic analogies work. Nobody is saying that Akina LOOKS like this: Nor are they saying he looks like this: Buuuuuut y'all gotta hand-wring about EVERYTHING, don'tcha? I want oneÂ
February 25Feb 25 8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Marisa Tomei on her 60th bday. Money helps. I was a big fan of Demi Moore in the first 30 minutes of The Substance.
February 25Feb 25 2 hours ago, Codaxx said: Akina is not near the level of Gary in coordinating a defense or as a defensive mind. That has been proven in Akina's history, most recently in his brief DC job at Arizona. Arizona went from DFEI #24 under Nansen to #103 under Akina the following year. He is a great DB coach. He can coach technique with anyone in the profession. I trust him on the micro, not the macro level. Everything I've heard is that Nansen calls the shots in the secondary. Akina is here to coach technique and serve as the Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament (it's y'all's fault for conflating Duane with Ana). Orphey is going to absorb Akina's knowledge and synthesize it with his own, which by all accounts is top-flight. And Gerry mentioned that he has run into Akina on the recruiting trail the last couple of years and nobody was mocking him. Let's wait until we have a legitimate beef before we all turn into little bitches. I would have preferred Linguist or Sanders, but I feel 100% confident that our secondary is in better hands than in the recent past.
February 25Feb 25 31 minutes ago, cafe society said: Let's wait until we have a legitimate beef before we all turn into little bitches. Turn into bitches…..LOL
February 26Feb 26 1 hour ago, cafe society said: Everything I've heard is that Nansen calls the shots in the secondary. Akina is here to coach technique and serve as the Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament (it's y'all's fault for conflating Duane with Ana). Orphey is going to absorb Akina's knowledge and synthesize it with his own, which by all accounts is top-flight. And Gerry mentioned that he has run into Akina on the recruiting trail the last couple of years and nobody was mocking him. Let's wait until we have a legitimate beef before we all turn into little bitches. I would have preferred Linguist or Sanders, but I feel 100% confident that our secondary is in better hands than in the recent past. I just disagreed with the comp of Akina to Gary Patterson’s contributions joining the staff. I did not pontificate on the hire of Akina. Your opening paragraph seems like you agree. Not sure what triggered the second paragraph Edited February 26Feb 26 by Codaxx
February 26Feb 26 3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Ana de Armas is allegedly fucking 62 year old Tom Cruise so if anything that comparison supports old legends still having the juice. It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.Â
February 26Feb 26 It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas. Xenu doesn’t spawn with mere mortals.
February 26Feb 26 6 hours ago, NoName said: Larry Johnson is probably the best DL coach in the history of the sport. Is in the discussion for greatest position coach in the history of the sport. Absolutely an outlier at his age. Do you not know who Akina is??  what kinda Texas fan are you?  Akina is probably one of the best DB coaches to coach at the college level. Go look at the players he’s put in the league.  He’s definitely top 5 off production alone
February 26Feb 26 4 hours ago, satyanash said: 3) He fucked over our defense when he undermined Manny Diaz and refused to teach the DBs what Diaz wanted to run. Their post-2012 career trajectories clearly show that Diaz was in the right and Akina was in the wrong. I don't see how you can trust him after that but I guess Nansen thinks differently. We'll see. As I remember it, the defense got markedly better with Robinson within a couple of games.  He taught the LBs to do stuff like read keys, take on blocks, play your gap, stupid shit like that.  Previously dudes were just running  free through vacated holes where stunters had been. Â
February 26Feb 26 4 hours ago, Rimbo said: It's hilarious that y'all will call me stupid when y'all can't even figure out how basic analogies work. Nobody is saying that Akina LOOKS like this: Nor are they saying he looks like this: Buuuuuut y'all gotta hand-wring about EVERYTHING, don'tcha? that’s exactly what you are saying.  you think duane akina is hotter than ana de armas and you’d bang him because you’re a weird gay psychopath.  well take it somewhere else, pal, we’re not interested.Â
February 26Feb 26 1 hour ago, D3zii said: Do you not know who Akina is??  what kinda Texas fan are you?  Akina is probably one of the best DB coaches to coach at the college level. Go look at the players he’s put in the league.  He’s definitely top 5 off production alone Yes we know who he has coached and such. Now do the same for Larry Johnson and you see that Johnson is on a whole other level.Â
February 26Feb 26 1 hour ago, D3zii said: Do you not know who Akina is??  what kinda Texas fan are you?  Akina is probably one of the best DB coaches to coach at the college level. Go look at the players he’s put in the league.  He’s definitely top 5 off production alone It's pretty clear you don't know who Larry Johnson is. 16 defensive players of the year or defensive linemen of the year in the last 25 years in the b10 is outstanding. He's an incredible position coach and didn't have to Akina is an incredible coach historically. He just isn't Larry Johnson.
February 26Feb 26 Just now, Deej said: Do we have a slot open for Mack Brown? ...On a viking funeral pyre pushed out into the lake?
February 26Feb 26 1 minute ago, NoName said: ...On a viking funeral pyre pushed out into the lake? Paging Nicole.
February 26Feb 26 16 minutes ago, Deej said: Paging Nicole. Is that Viking funeral or ritual serial killer?
February 26Feb 26 On 2/24/2025 at 3:37 PM, Codaxx said: probably shouldnt hire a position coach that is older than Bobby Burton. We need some standard. Would love to have him as an analyst. Isn't Larry Johnson at Pedo like 73 or something? He seems to be doing fine. And Akina has put something like 30-40 DB'S in the league between Texas, Stanford, and Arizona with 4 Thorpe award winners. I'm pretty he doesn't have dementia and can remember how to coach. This isn't being snarky to you, just saying I think the dude can still coach. Edited February 26Feb 26 by Funk Doctor Spock
February 26Feb 26 Comparing Akina and Larry Johnson's resumes is some really pedantic shit. Both are stellar. Heard Burton and Babers talking about Akina. He had put over 40 players in the league by 2022. There was apparently a 10-year stretch when every starter at corner under Akina played in the NFL. Some of the very best DBs I've ever seen at Texas were coached by this guy. Yes, he's 68. Speaking of Larry Johnson, that dude is still doing it at 73. Texas' staff is going to change a lot going forward. Hiring a coach who is going to be here long-term would be great, but it's just not going to happen all the time. Akina can still coach. We don't need a coach for the next ten years. We need one now. Because we are in a championship window. Now.
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