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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

As a parent to a very loquacious five-month old, this hits close to home

You have no idea how much worse it gets.

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  • Machinator
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    So he's been on staffs with Choate, Saban, and Schiano and has Houston/Texas ties. Not going to act like this is some no-doubter but seems like it can work just fine to me.

  • closetojumping
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    My sweet Lord. Reading the thread since the Muschamp hiring is borderline exhausting. Some of the hawtest takes on this recruiting board, ever, on here between pages 45 and 48. I was quoting posts at

  • This is a Nansen hire. He was behind the surge last year to bring him on as an analyst. The plan to hire him has been in place for a while, and if Blake would have stayed and Terry still left they wou

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1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

COUNTERPOINT:

He has a young baby at home. Possibly is considering staying at Texas so that he can spend more time out on the road.

33 minutes ago, satyanash said:

As a parent to a very loquacious five-month old, this hits close to home

31 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

You have no idea how much worse it gets.

My youngest screamed his fucking head off all night for months. We finally discovered that he didn't want the tittie, he didn't want the bottle, he didn't want a clean diaper, he didn't want to be held... what he wanted was a drink of water. Problem solved.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

As a parent to a very loquacious five-month old, this hits close to home

Somebody thought enough of you to marry you and have your baby? Is she a goth/emo type that thinks the world is always about to end? Congrats on both, regardless. 

I'm actually amused at the notion of some chippy, happy-go-lucky woman discovering sarvanash in their company's accounting or engineering department and thinking that she can fix him. Or maybe in real life, sarvanash is like the funnest, chirpiest guy at the office. It's only on Surly in which he shows his deep, dark, "it's the end of the world as we know it" self. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Somebody thought enough of you to marry you and have your baby? Is she a goth/emo type that thinks the world is always about to end? Congrats on both, regardless. 

I'm actually amused at the notion of some chippy, happy-go-lucky woman discovering sarvanash in their company's accounting or engineering department and thinking that she can fix him. Or maybe in real life, sarvanash is like the funnest, chirpiest guy at the office. It's only on Surly in which he shows his deep, dark, "it's the end of the world as we know it" self. 

Hey now, accounting doesn't claim that guy! He's a know-it-all engineer all the way...

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Texas' trajectory and momentum is pretty remarkable lately. NIL has been huge (thanks again to all those here involved with that effort), coaching stability has been strong, and the portal and draft have been friendly to us. We have had lots of guys that could easily leave wind up staying (J Whitt, Taaffe, Arch), and the same is true of coaches. Hell of a ride lately. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Somebody thought enough of you to marry you and have your baby? Is she a goth/emo type that thinks the world is always about to end? Congrats on both, regardless. 

I'm actually amused at the notion of some chippy, happy-go-lucky woman discovering sarvanash in their company's accounting or engineering department and thinking that she can fix him. Or maybe in real life, sarvanash is like the funnest, chirpiest guy at the office. It's only on Surly in which he shows his deep, dark, "it's the end of the world as we know it" self. 

She could just be British.

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Texas' trajectory and momentum is pretty remarkable lately. NIL has been huge (thanks again to all those here involved with that effort), coaching stability has been strong, and the portal and draft have been friendly to us. We have had lots of guys that could easily leave wind up staying (J Whitt, Taaffe, Arch), and the same is true of coaches. Hell of a ride lately. 

Leadership (Eltife, Hartzell, CDC) had the balls/stupidity to go all in on a talented dude with a checkered past (albeit one who had rehabbed under Saban, learned the SEC way to do shit, and had a stable of good assistants willing to come with) and hit a bullseye. Throw in (n a big way) the NIL you spoke of, patience with PK, Cristobal leaving Oregon, culture buy-ins from holdovers, good portal evals and you have a complete reversal from the stale (Mack), bad (Charlie) and meh (Mensa) that had been holding us back. And we’re just getting started.

4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

My youngest screamed his fucking head off all night for months. We finally discovered that he didn't want the tittie, he didn't want the bottle, he didn't want a clean diaper, he didn't want to be held... what he wanted was a drink of water. Problem solved.

My first born (son) slept through the night from the day he was born. My 2nd born (daughter) didn't sleep through the night until she was 5.

Are we looking at any coaches on the offensive side of the ball. 

6 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Are we looking at any coaches on the offensive side of the ball. 

It's not confirmed yet, but we're expected to hire Jason McEndoo from OK State as an analyst.

10 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

My first born (son) slept through the night from the day he was born. My 2nd born (daughter) didn't sleep through the night until she was 5.

I feel lucky with our first outside of the phases we've had pretty good nights of sleep. He's about to be 7 months and we throw him in the crib at 630-7pm, he falls asleep within 5 minutes or so, and wakes up anywhere between 5-6am.

16 hours ago, satyanash said:

As a parent to a very loquacious five-month old, this hits close to home

Well, I am here to tell you things go downhill quickly and get much worse as they get older. 
 

Sincerely,

Satya

 

Damn nice additions.  Like the Dunson (BB should check that spelling) hire for recruiting with ties to TX, LA, GA. Let him focus on those LA, GA guys!

23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Somebody thought enough of you to marry you and have your baby? Is she a goth/emo type that thinks the world is always about to end? Congrats on both, regardless. 

I'm actually amused at the notion of some chippy, happy-go-lucky woman discovering sarvanash in their company's accounting or engineering department and thinking that she can fix him. Or maybe in real life, sarvanash is like the funnest, chirpiest guy at the office. It's only on Surly in which he shows his deep, dark, "it's the end of the world as we know it" self. 

Big titty goth? Not bad

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247 says the hire of the Ohio State defensive coach is official.

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14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

247 says the hire of the Ohio State defensive coach is official.

Article here: Sources: Steve Sarkisian hiring Ohio State's LaAllan Clark to work with Longhorns' defensive ends

Notes:

  • Clark was the defensive ends coach at Southern in 2022 before joining Ohio State as a graduate assistant in 2023.
  • has an excellent reputation as a recruiter, especially in Louisiana.
  • As the CEO of LC Performance, Clark has trained current and former NFL defensive linemen, including Ed Oliver of the Buffalo Bills, Jeffrey Simmons of the Tennessee Titans and Danielle Hunter of the Houston Texans.
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Sources: Steve Sarkisian hiring Ohio State's LaAllan Clark to work with Longhorns' defensive ends

AUSTIN, Texas — Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian is hiring Ohio State graduate assistant defensive line coach LaAllan Clark to work with the Longhorns' defensive ends, sources told Horns247.

Sources told Horns247 Sarkisian interviewed Clark in late January about joining the Longhorns' football staff and then offered the job this week, and Clark accepted.

Clark was the defensive ends coach at Southern in 2022 before joining Ohio State as a graduate assistant in 2023.

Clark, who played defensive end at Grambling State and Northwestern State, began his coaching career at Prairie View A&M in 2019. He is originally from Baton Rouge, La., and has an excellent reputation as a recruiter, especially in Louisiana.

As the CEO of LC Performance, Clark has trained current and former NFL defensive linemen, including Ed Oliver of the Buffalo Bills, Jeffrey Simmons of the Tennessee Titans and Danielle Hunter of the Houston Texans.

Clark takes over a loaded group of defensive ends for the Longhorns in 2025.

One of the clear strengths of the roster, the defensive end room is stacked with proven playmaking heading into spring ball with the return of rising seniors Ethan Burke (6-6, 260) and Trey Moore (6-3, 245) as well as rising sophomores Colin Simmons (6-3, 245) and Colton Vasek (6-5, 260).

Developing nicely behind those front-line starters is redshirt freshman Zina Umeozulu (6-5, 260), whose length is crazy.

The future of the edge position got brighter with the arrivals of early enrollee freshmen Lance Jackson (6-5, 276), the nation's No. 38-ranked recruit in 2025, and Smith Orogbo (6-4, 208), the nation's No. 153-ranked recruit in 2025.

Texas posted a job opening for an assistant coach more than a week ago, and it's now clear Sarkisian wanted to add an assistant to help develop the team's defensive ends - a role defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski has handled each of the last four seasons. Clark's prowess as a recruiter, especially in the state of Louisiana, also made him very attractive, sources said.

Recent NCAA rule changes allow for on-field coaching from members of a football staff previously restricted to only designated on-field coaches.  This allows for more flexibility in staff utilization and specialized coaching roles across teams.

 

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2 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Big titty goth? Not bad

Besides being a fine band name, Big Titty Goth would stand out as a porn channel. 

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Chip Brown is reporting we lost Blake Gideon to Georgia Tech

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Texas safeties coach Blake Gideon is leaving Steve Sarkisian's staff after four seasons to become the defensive coordinator at Georgia Tech, sources have told myself and Matt Zenitz of 247Sports. At Georgia Tech, Gideon is replacing former defensive coordinator Tyler Santucci, who is leaving to join the Baltimore Ravens' staff.

 

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He got a DC gig, good for him. Interesting to see what the search looks like for us from here. 

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Chip Brown is reporting we lost Blake Gideon to Georgia Tech

 

Got a nice promotion and stayed until NSD. Good sign for the staff. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Got a nice promotion and stayed until NSD. Good sign for the staff. 

This. 

No way in hell was he gonna burn any bridges in Austin

Will be interesting if they favor more development or recruiting since recruiting is no longer a core necessity from your position coaches. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So who are the early on wish casting candidates? 

 

 

Jimmy Lake

Bill Belichick 

Jim Knowles

If you can push Terry Joseph to safeties, maybe you can lure Nick Saban out of retirement to coach corners. 

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Good for him. Healthy programs have assistants leave for promotions 

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28 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

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He got a DC gig, good for him. Interesting to see what the search looks like for us from here. 

Texas really dropped the ball on this one

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Texas really dropped the ball on this one

Too soon

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Got a nice promotion and stayed until NSD. Good sign for the staff. 


It’s a great sign when your position coaches get hired away for promotions. Very happy for Gideon. 

53 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Texas really dropped the ball on this one

Can't really blame him for trading Denny's for Waffle House

Based on Sarks recent hires, the new Safeties coach will have:

1. NFL coaching experience

2. Strong connections in TX, GA, and/or FL

Does PK have any desire to be a HC? Bring Lake in. Either him or Nansen have the ability to carry the baton in that event. 

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