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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Puerto Rican sea

Cuban maybe. PR don't border it. Well guess we can change that as well. Anyone got a sharpie?

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cuban maybe. PR don't border it. Well guess we can change that as well. Anyone got a sharpie?

Yeah but it’s the only American owned island 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah but it’s the only American owned island 

Aloha, brah. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah but it’s the only American owned island 

Nah, stick with Cuba. Make America GITMO again.

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Aloha, brah. 

There are a few others. At least Hawaii gets to be a state.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, stick with Cuba. Make America GITMO again.

There are a few others. At least Hawaii gets to be a state.

Staten.  Manhattan.  Florida Keys.  Galveston.  South Padre.  Who knew?

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

The name Gulf of America was proposed as a joke by comedian Stephen Colbert in 2010; referring to the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, he quipped "We broke it. We bought it.

and 

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Not exactly playing to the base with those moves.  Of course the base is too stupid to know their ancestors hated McKinley

I doubt they have a clue that the best think McKinley did was select TR as VP, and then get shot to move him up to Prez.

 

13 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The fucking Catalina wine mixer

Welcome to The Rock! 

27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rhode Island? 

Bird Flu. Not winning enough. Plus windmills and Portuguese.

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Staten.  Manhattan.  Florida Keys.  Galveston.  South Padre.  Who knew?

 

Pretty weak list. Needs more Greenland. 

 

 

I assume day 2 will be when he lowers the grocery prices as promised?

52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rhode Island? 

Little bits.

1 hour ago, jw4381 said:

Aloha, brah. 

 

59 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Staten.  Manhattan.  Florida Keys.  Galveston.  South Padre.  Who knew?

 

57 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rhode Island? 

 

46 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The fucking Catalina wine mixer

 

33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Welcome to The Rock! 

 

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Pretty weak list. Needs more Greenland. 

 

 

These are in the gulf/Caribbean area in which the original quip is set?

and leaving out Guam?  Did it tip over and sink?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah but it’s the only American owned island 

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16 hours ago, realgreggym said:

And the adults are back in power.

Does anyone know if @realgreggym has been back to back his statement that TrumpCo are "adults"? Because that's a bold and vewy, vewy bwave statement. I assume that he, himself, is an adult who can speak to its merits in a mature manner to demonstrate his mastery of the topic.

Oh, he didn't come back?

Did he take his widdle balls and run home to the basketball board? Because that would be really immature and childish behavior. Has he been crying over there about how all the CR meanies are treating him badly?

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Fucking adults.

Gulf of America.

Again, OP.

FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.

EABOD AND DIAF.

What the Texags did I just read?

If you dipshits would have subscribed to my newsletter in lieu of virtue signaling you would have known the plan was always to use Biden and you numbnuts progressive communists to absolutely destroy the world then let Trump back in so that they could hang hyperinflation around his stupid neck.

Its fucking coming and even the overton window is finally moving in that general direction.

Oh and I do also fart in your general direction.

Toodles!

For those unaware, OP has a history of being an old, out of touch, ignorant fucking gasbag on the basketball forum. It's no real surprise that someone who is old, out of touch, and ignorant would support this evil we're all watching. 

24 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

If you dipshits would have subscribed to my newsletter in lieu of virtue signaling you would have known the plan was always to use Biden and you numbnuts progressive communists to absolutely destroy the world then let Trump back in so that they could hang hyperinflation around his stupid neck.

Its fucking coming and even the overton window is finally moving in that general direction.

Oh and I do also fart in your general direction.

Toodles!

And the earth is also flat. 

45 minutes ago, bolverk said:

... an adult who can speak to its merits in a mature manner to demonstrate his mastery of the topic.

'member all those "adults" who were so proud of the FJB phrase and even spent $$ on stickers to display their hard earned 'wit'? Yeah I 'member.

So, in that spirit:

FDT!

37 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

If you dipshits would have subscribed to my newsletter in lieu of virtue signaling you would have known the plan was always to use Biden and you numbnuts progressive communists to absolutely destroy the world then let Trump back in so that they could hang hyperinflation around his stupid neck.

Its fucking coming and even the overton window is finally moving in that general direction.

Oh and I do also fart in your general direction.

Toodles!

What a crock of shit.  When did you become such a conspiracy nut?

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

'member all those "adults" who were so proud of the FJB phrase and even spent $$ on stickers to display their hard earned 'wit'? Yeah I 'member.

So, in that spirit:

FDT!

Let's go, Danny!
*clap*clap*clap*

Let's go, Danny!
*clap*clap*clap*

Let's go, Danny!

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What a crock of shit.  When did you become such a conspiracy nut?

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you're talking about pimphand?

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

I assume day 2 will be when he lowers the grocery prices as promised?

And the war in the Ukraine is over now, right? 'Cuz he said he'd end that on day one. And the fires in SoCal are done, too, right? 'Cuz he said that was a simple crisis to handle.

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

I assume day 2 will be when he lowers the grocery prices as promised?

Just checked the price of eggs and the 36 pack had been having to buy when my older son was home from school is over a dollar more than it was last week. 

 

Lies and shenanigans, and anyone who believed anything would be "fixed," whether on day 2 or day 100, possibly is delusional, but, in truth, is just not very bright and easily manipulated.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What a crock of shit.  When did you become such a conspiracy nut?

Being a conspiracy nut is about the most predictable, boring, follow-the-crowd way to seem edgy and cool these days. But, you know, we're the sheep though.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What a crock of shit.  When did you become such a conspiracy nut?

You uh, don't read the covid thread do you?

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16 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

My grandfathers did not fight in WW2 so that a South African cunt rag can give a Nazi salute at a presidential inauguration. You deserve all of the bad things coming.

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

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15 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

Deny these.

Charlottesville white nationalist marchers face backlash

Elon Musk appears to make back-to-back fascist salutes at inauguration  rally | Elon Musk | The Guardian

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Neo-Nazi Donald Trump supporters fly swastika flags during Florida boat  parade | US | News | Express.co.uk

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah but it’s the only American owned island 

There might be some folks in a few Pacific locales that want a word with you.

14 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

Worthless trash human being comes back to, and you’re not going to believe this, confirm that he is doubling down on being an ignorant doddering fool who supports our new racists and wannabe nazis in charge. He will one day make the world a better place when he no longer is confined to his mortal coil.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And the earth is also flat. 

I am going to need to confirm with the Flat Earth King, Kyrie Irving, on just how flat it is.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And the earth is also flat. 

You dumb fuckfaces the flat earth thing was designed in the e ring of the pentagon to trap low IQ dipshits like you. Now kindly go fuck yourself

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

Go the fuck away old man

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7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

If this is true, you should be infuriated that a bunch of nazis and nazi lovers now run the U.S. government.  If you're not, then you are one stupid motherfucker. 

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

You’re a fucking shanda.

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

Another fetus that needed a rusty coat hanger. I’m sure your dead/tortured ancestors are calling you a cucktard for falling for the same fascist bullshit that led directly to their demise. Get fucked, nazi. 

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

And believe the crap from Carlson and the rest of the conservative idiots?

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

I wish my late life partner who had seven uncles in uniform during WWII were still alive so she could beat a little sense into your stupid ass.

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

The only thing more infuriating than saluting nazis is saluting nazis and not having the balls to admit it.

9 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

How you think that came off:

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How that actually came off:

 

10 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Quit believing the liberal crap from maddow and the rest of the idiots. You're better than that. And if anyone has the right to be upset its me because those nazi bastards murdered members of my family in the camps as well as the Warsaw ghetto and I had family fighting the naxi bastards all over europe including the battle of the bulge.

Just stop with this naxi crap already. It hasn't worked in 9 years.

dissonance exhibit A

"I didn't come to Texas to play school or learn anything stoopid like history 'n shit."

"Okay, shut up and dribble, @realgreggym."

I don't understand calling out an idiotic poster to come back and post more, only to neg him and try to make him leave. Why the fuck would you @ the moron to invite him back to spew ignorance?  "Hey guy, you're a moron, please come into my living room. Also, hey, you're a moron so please get the fuck out." What is the point? 

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