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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Update: 

 

That. Is. Awesome. You kind of have to admire the complete lack of shame.

They can't be war plans. We're not technically at war. Stupid libs.

Had a car in front of me this afternoon with a sticker on it that said “I’d take a mean tweet and $1.79 gas right about now! Trump 2024!” Shortly after that I filled up and regular unleaded was $2.79. Rubes that vote on the price of gas.

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

@greggym $2,000 IRA is down to $1,750. Painful 2025 for him. 

Hahaha! This is getting to be Surly's own version with that poor guy, Matt Gertz, always being confused with Matt Gaetz on Twitter.

You meant to tag @realgreggym.

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3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Hahaha! This is getting to be Surly's own version with that poor guy, Matt Gertz, always being confused with Matt Gaetz on Twitter.

You meant to tag @realgreggym.


@realgreggym IRA went down from $2 to $1.75

this motherfucker will never show his face in the CR again 🙄

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

this motherfucker will never show his face in the CR again 🙄

@realgreggym is a gutless and racist coward. Show your face again here you worthless one foot in the grave trash and regale us with more lies about the children being gone.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You know, I have not seem @Frank Drebin, @Macklemore, or any of those other complete pieces of shit in the CR lately.  

Icono may be too busy furiously masturbating over all this.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Icono may be too busy furiously masturbating over all this.

Sack probably is, too. Imagine the joy a slumlord feels at the start of a depression.

Has Sack told you how rich his family is lately? 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Icono may be too busy furiously masturbating over all this.

Icono is masturbating someone else behind a Houston Valero station for meth money.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You know, I have not seem @Frank Drebin, @Macklemore, or any of those other complete pieces of shit in the CR lately.  

Nooooo… don’t say their names.

Haha! That little @MAROON cunt got triggered for being called out on giving a little heart reaction in agreement with the idiot OP and STILL is too much of a coward to post his thoughts. What a little snowflake! 

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I’d rather have children in charge as they can only cause so much damage.  We have drunken teenagers with new driver licenses running the country.

On 4/6/2025 at 11:37 AM, tx ind said:

I’d rather have children in charge as they can only cause so much damage.  We have drunken teenagers with new driver licenses running the country.

To quote Guy Forsyth:  I wonder how the world sees us?  Powerful without equal, rich beyond compare, a spoiled, drunk, 15-year-old waving a gun in their face.

The funny part is that the behavior of these people most resembles 13 year old boys. Tantrums, dislike of others who aren’t like them, destructive tendencies, name calling, etc.

Hey @realgreggym

Fuck you and your orange child. Show your face here you fucking fuck and face the embarrassment. 

he hasn't even visited surly since 3/19 🤣

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This thread has aged like fine milk.  Laced with piss.  Left in a hot car.  In August.  In Hell.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This thread has aged like fine milk.  Laced with piss.  Left in a hot car.  In August.  In Hell.

With due respect, I disagree 

There was no other way for this thread to age. It was destined to go this course, and when the OP was penned, one would have been a fool not to roll one’s eyes at it. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This thread has aged like fine milk.  Laced with piss.  Left in a hot car.  In August.  In Hell.

C'mon guys, OP got--and continues to get--the EXACT reaction that he wanted.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe he died of old. 

Or measles.

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe he died of old. 

He’s probably got sock accounts 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This thread has aged like fine milk.  Laced with piss.  Left in a hot car.  In August.  In Hell.

When my kids were little, we used to call that sippy-cup fermented product "Texas Car Cheese."

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

He’s probably got sock accounts 

Oh I think logging on to this new-fangled computer thing was probably a struggle in itself. 

Maybe it’s a Speed type situation where if the market drops a certain percentage in a single day he explodes.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe he died of old  choking on his bag of dicks.

More likely.

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

To quote Guy Forsyth:  I wonder how the world sees us?  Powerful without equal, rich beyond compare, a spoiled, drunk, 15-year-old waving a gun in their face.

Affluenza

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7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

OP was / is swam, right?

No this clown played basketball at Texas way back before anyone cared that Texas even fielded a basketball team. He’s somewhere in his 70’s now and still hangs around the basketball program. Probably wouldn’t be too hard to find out who he is for someone good at that kind of stuff.

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@realgreggym can you explain this totally adult, mature, and reasonable response by the official white house account here? this is your team, come defend this shit. coward

 

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Hold on. That looks like it was filmed from Mace’s  phone. Are you telling me she had this encounter with a constituent and thought it was a good idea to post on social media?

Hold on. That looks like it was filmed from Mace’s  phone. Are you telling me she had this encounter with a constituent and thought it was a good idea to post on social media?

Do you understand the Trump base? Posting shit like that IS a good idea. They love it because - oh, the irony of this post title - they’re fucking children.

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