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    I had lasik a few years ago and immediately went from banging 9s to banging 6s. Worst decision ever. 

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    CJ Baxter has been cleared and is back practicing with the team. (IT)

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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Do they have a 45 year-old woman editing these pics? What's with the fucking color filters?

Based on the text it appears to be screen shots from the gram. So, worse, edited by 18 year olds.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sarks on the hot seat!

I am 100% certain that a goodly percentage of this board will be rife with excuses if the offense founders, just like last year and the later years of Brown, the Strong tenure and Mensa pain. 

Rinse and repeat. They always have and always will exist.

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6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I am 100% certain that a goodly percentage of this board will be rife with excuses if the offense founders, just like last year and the later years of Brown, the Strong tenure and Mensa pain. 

Rinse and repeat. They always have and always will exist.

The last two years have been very similar to those, good observation 

4 hours ago, lazygringo said:

Man, these dudes are looking tiny.

helmets with the silly thing makes the helmet like 20% bigger makes their body look small

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So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

There’s like 2-3 posters you can just put on ignore to achieve the same effect. Their takes are generally terrible everywhere so not missing much

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Is there a list of posters ranked by the number of users that have them on ignore?

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Arch comes in as 12 best QB heading into next season 

what these coaches reference is why Manning will be successful and our offense will elevate 

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30 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Is there a list of posters ranked by the number of users that have them on ignore?

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Black was a 5 star freshman on the bench behind a returning starter and the Thorpe winner. He had a pick 6 that didn't count but he still did it. I feel like people are sleeping on him 

30 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Black was a 5 star freshman on the bench behind a returning starter and the Thorpe winner. He had a pick 6 that didn't count but he still did it. I feel like people are sleeping on him 

have you seen the arms on kade phillips?

7 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

Buddy, it’s only March. Buckle up 

16 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

28 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.

21 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.

You should blame the Texans for sucking ass hard enough to get the #1 overall pick

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

I still blame Mack for not convincing Vince to stick around for his Heisman and another Crystal Ball.

He already carries titanium balls, why would he need crystal?

18 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

We haven't even gotten into the hyperventilating over injuries portion of the off-season.

20 minutes ago, someguy said:

We haven't even gotten into the hyperventilating over injuries portion of the off-season.

(Third-team right guard sprains his pinky finger)

"We're cursed!! Every single year this happens!" 

19 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sarks on the hot seat!

 

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2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

Right On!.....I want more of the Arch - vs- Vince stuff......

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

2 hours ago, HuttNuts said:

You should blame the Texans for sucking ass hard enough to get the #1 overall pick

... and still not picking VY.

13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Kade Phillips 

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

have you seen the arms on kade phillips?

To small 

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

VY was deceptively fast. Not many defenders could catch up to him even though he seemed to be running in slo mo.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I think it’s obvious that arch wins in a foot race.  it remains to be seen if he’ll be a better quarterback. 

Yeah, because Arch runs with his feet while Vince was simply gliding over the surface of the field like Football Jesus. 

On 3/28/2025 at 4:46 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

So, I don’t know if I’m alone in this but this offseason feels like an absolute beating. 2020 is the only offseason since the start of the Herman era that I remember being so unenjoyable. The Quinn vs. Arch stuff has been beaten to death but the people pushing it won’t shut the fuck up about it. I’d love to have a surly thread to keep up with offseason news and discussion, but I don’t want to be subjected to spillage from the 500 page Quinn bitch fest. 

Can we start negging discussion of last year’s QB room management on here? 

I’ve found myself logging in to my friend’s OB account recently. If that isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.

i'm the opposite, this is the least intune i've been in a decade plus?  i have complete confidence we will be badass next year.  it's such an good feeling 

1 hour ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

i'm the opposite, this is the least intune i've been in a decade plus?  i have complete confidence we will be badass next year.  it's such an good feeling 

Yeah, there's no reason to be obsessive over this. Especially not to the point of looking at OBs. For duck's sake have standards. 

Recruiting don't even need to pay any attention until summer OVs. Sark always pulls his classes together in season anyway. Nothing about the team will mean shit until camp starts at the earliest. 

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Per OTF, Livingstone is really impressing so far in Spring practice. 

 

 

For a whitey*

12 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

... and still not picking VY.

Thank you. I live in Houston and gleefully tell people I still root against the Texans with all my might for not picking Vince. They think that's an extraordinary level of pettiness, and I joyfully agree with them. Unfortunately, the Texans appear to be getting their shit together. I also happen to like CJ Stroud, which really sucks. I still enjoy seeing the Texans lose. 

8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Per OTF, Livingstone is really impressing so far in Spring practice. 

 

 

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

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9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

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"Unguardable"  😂😂😂

Should he be compared to Cris Collinsworth?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

 I don't think they're doing him any favors. Eventually people will be let down when he's not actually a combination of Lance Alworth and Jordan Shipley. 

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IT

After receiving immediate input on Parker Livingstone’s third strong practice in a row, IT asked another source to name the first player who comes to mind after Saturday’s practice. Unsurprisingly, the response was yet again Parker Livingstone.

While we don’t want to create a cult hero before he produces on the field, we wouldn’t be doing our job if we didn’t report what was happening in practice. You’re in control of your expectations; we’re in control of reporting what’s happening. It would be half-assed reporting if we said, “Arch Manning yet again threw a couple of play-action bombs to… someone.”

The truth is, Livingstone is giving corners trouble. They’re going to need to turn and run earlier in the route, which gives him more leverage to snap it off. He had at least two touchdowns on the day.

***Play-action passing seems like something the staff is intent on leaning on with this personnel group. We heard that in the preceding months, but it’s coming to life on the field. It’s been a hallmark of the first three practices.

***Manning yet again took care of the ball. He was making the right reads and checked down when he needed to. He’s showing good command of the offense.

***KJ Lacey made a few plays, too. He threw a deep ‘over’ route that gained attention. He’s also been decisive when it comes to throwing it or taking off and running.

***Who won, the offense or defense? “The defense almost always wins, but today [Saturday] was much more even. The offense is using more misdirection that’s slowed the defense just a bit.”

***Jerrick Gibson had a good practice. It was thud tempo, but that still makes for a physical practice, and Gibson ran it well. I think the source mentioned Tre Wisner too, but I was struggling to keep up with the notes. The source definitely said Rickey Stewart and James Simon were running it hard. “They’re rising to the occasion.”

***More wide receiver notes, especially one for Ian Boyd. Daylan McCutcheon and Michael Terry were in the slot. Yes, Michael Terry. Jaime Ffrench has worked there as well. The young wide receivers practice with physical intent, which is encouraging with a number of older DBs trying to rough them up.

***IT asked about Ryan Wingo. “Wingo is Wingo. You don’t have to worry about him. He’s bigger and faster, and they’re involving him more on gadget stuff and end-arounds.”

***Jeff Banks continues to give Jordan Washington extra attention. Washington is an important piece.

***Will linebacker continues to trend towards a 1A/1B scenario with Liona Lefau and Trey Moore. “Liona is playing really well. Moore is like a LB version of Jahdae. They can ask him to play anywhere or do anything.” The more they evolve Moore, the more they can evolve the scheme.

***Xavier Filsaime is looking a bit more physical than last year. That probably has to do with increased confidence and a year in S&C. All the safeties will hit you.

***We like themes from practice because it tells a more reliable story. Santana Wilson had yet another pick at corner. I think that makes three in three practices. Wardell Mack and Ryan Niblett both played nickel.

***DJ Campbell is moving his best ever and becoming more of a leader. And, “Cole Hutson is the most underrated guy in that room.”

***The D-tackles “look pretty good. We’ll know more when the pads come on.”

Overall, this team is a bit different than last year. In years past, they sort of eased into spring ball. They seemed to really hit the ground running this year. That could be the infusion of youth and so much playing time up for grabs. Or it could be that guys are simply playing more freely, per one source.

The source finished with, “Monday will be the first full pads practice, and full pads separate the men from the boys.” As the old joke goes, in that way, it’s like filters on Paul Wadlington’s dating app.

It's the beginning of spring ball, and no pads are on yet, so these reports are way premature. 

That said, the Livingstone kid came in running a mid 21s 200, I believe a low 11s or 10.9 100, and was athletic enough to be a kick returner with multiple TDs at 5A Lucas Lovejoy in the metroplex. All at 6'4" or possibly 6'5" by now. 

If he has the right mindset and toughness to go with the physical traits there's no reason he wouldn't give DBs issues and at minimum get some rotation time. Wouldn't be the first goofy looking 6'4" white kid to be a productive power conference receiver. 

Just because the board's resident dip shit gave him a dumb nickname doesn't mean he can't play. That fucker is wrong so much you could make a living betting against everything he says. He's just very verbose in his stupidity. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This shit is reaching “Troy Omeire is laying waste to this offseason!” levels of hype. 

“Courtnee Garcia had the catch of the day, yet again!”

Right. 

Alright, so here is the deal. If Livingstone comes in and has over 500 yards receiving this season, then you have to wear a custom made #13 jersey with “McJaggerson” on the nameplate to games until he graduates.

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Alright, so here is the deal. If Livingstone comes in and has over 500 yards receiving this season, then you have to wear a custom made #13 jersey with “McJaggerson” on the nameplate to games until he graduates.

That's about 31 yards per game.

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24 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

How do you do, Jordy Nelson.

 

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Shipley 3.0 would befine by me.

Here we go. Fuck tempering expectations! Let’s name more of the best white WRs to have played college ball in the last two decades!

Wes Welker 2.0!?!

Eric Decker starter kit, motherfuckers!

13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Alright, so here is the deal. If Livingstone comes in and has over 500 yards receiving this season, then you have to wear a custom made #13 jersey with “McJaggerson” on the nameplate to games until he graduates.

1) I don’t wear jerseys. I’m a grown man and I am not hispanic. 

2) 500 yards is dogshit. 

3) I’m happy to place a bet with anyone on this board that this dude will catch for 1,000 in a season, ever, while at Texas. Willing to consider any amount of money or other terms for the wager. 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go. Fuck tempering expectations! Let’s name more of the best white WRs to have played college ball in the last two decades!

Wes Welker 2.0!?!

Eric Decker starter kit, motherfuckers!

It's worse on IT. Any mention of the dude's name produces 2-3 pages of "white" jokes. Really hilarious stuff like pictures of white bread. Do you get it. It's because Parker Livingstone is white and not black. 

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