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3 hours ago, texasdago said:

I had a generic "18 wheeler/truckin'" lunchbox.  Pretty sure it was this...

Vintage 1970's Aladdin 18 Wheeler Metal Lunchbox Tractor Trailer Semi Truck - Picture 1 of 18

Kind of like the 18 Wheeler Arch will need to transport his sack when he runs roughshod over the SEC.

Those boys are east bound and down, loaded up and trucking. They gonna do what they say can’t be done. 

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4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

A bunch of wimps in here. I rolled with G.I. Joe and He-Man. 

 

I don’t recall. How did vasek get injured every single time on the field?  Dude is always injured 

Dude is Kirk Johnson 

 

On 4/1/2025 at 6:02 PM, someguy said:

Nahlin is often full of crap (see Wingo Jordan), but he's not here.  The big thing is there is no cause for concern.

 

On 4/1/2025 at 10:25 PM, chad.ihrig said:

Loreal pregnant? That’s my very uninformed guess.

Ding ding ding - you win the prize.

I guess Sark's excuse for missing practice the other day is acceptable.

I guess my friend did Wingo's LASIK like she did Arch's....
 
 
Wait, what?

Arch got Lasik?
5 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Wait, what?

Arch got Lasik?

Maybe he just got glasses/contacts....

 

 

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

– Finding the cornerback opposite of Malik Muhammad has been a priority and will remain one until the answer is clear as day. Right now, there are four names that have been mentioned as candidates for the position – Kobe Black, Warren Roberson, Santana Wilson and Kade Phillips. Heavily contested as you would expect.

Kobe Black is in pole position at the moment. There have been positive changes to his body and endurance in the spring thus far. Though close on his heels is Santana Wilson who went through a rare true redshirt a year ago, not seeing the field at all. I have heard Wilson's name on the receiving end of a number of interceptions thus far.

Warren Roberson and Kade Phillips have each had moments this spring as well.

Strange Guilbeau non-mention. Isn't he currently first team with MM?

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


Weren’t they split up a while back?

Maybe found out they were pregnant shortly after and decided they could work it out after all?

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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You think his family will let him go to Cleveland… Ha.

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

You think his family will let him go to Cleveland… Ha.

Jimmy Haslem is a big donor for Tennessee.  Peyton went to Tennessee. I’m sure the Mannings are very familiar with Jimmy.  So you’re right, no chance they let Arch go to Cleveland 

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4 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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The Browns are playing the long game because they’ve been tanking since the moment of Arch’s conception.

If you didn't have an NFL lunchbox with all of the team helmets, you are likely a communist. 

I remember back in the mid-‘70s each Monday starting off with a brand new 10-cent random “NFL team colors/name” pencil from the little vending box at Ruby Young Elementary (DeSoto). Cowboys and Oilers pencils wrote better and were cherished.

Hook’em!!!
16 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Here's my thing, I COULD see him going pro if he has a Heisman Calibur season(not exactly winning, it but like a Final 3 season) AND they have a deep playoff run with him being a key factor, obviously.   If He wins the Heisman AND they win a Title, he might as well go Pro after that.

But he's already making a ton of money, he'll most likely be the top pick next draft or the one after, so there's no rush. And His family could really be picky about when he comes out to make sure he DOESN'T go to the brown or some other mid market/med team.

And I could see him wanting to leave with a Heisman and a title...something his uncles didn't do.

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

Here's my thing, I COULD see him going pro if he has a Heisman Calibur season(not exactly winning, it but like a Final 3 season) AND they have a deep playoff run with him being a key factor, obviously.   If He wins the Heisman AND they win a Title, he might as well go Pro after that.

But he's already making a ton of money, he'll most likely be the top pick next draft or the one after, so there's no rush. And His family could really be picky about when he comes out to make sure he DOESN'T go to the brown or some other mid market/med team.

And I could see him wanting to leave with a Heisman and a title...something his uncles didn't do.

Don't think so.  I see Arch returning to get another title and another Heisman.

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Don't think so.  I see Arch returning to get another title and another Heisman.

I think that's very possible too.

I doubt he wins back to back Heismans, more likely he's a top 5 guy next year, and wins it the 2nd year.

But I would LOVE for him to get us to back to back title games, even if he doesn't win both.

Timed it out so they would have the kid during the offseason.

Always thinking of the team.

Pretty sure I read in here somewhere (not going to hunt for it) a reference about the family wanting Arch to have at least 25 starts in college under his belt prior to going pro. It’s possible of course that I don’t remember correctly, but I don’t think so.

On 4/4/2025 at 8:23 AM, dec3169 said:

My eyes actually settled at 20/10.

how’s your night vision?

41 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Pretty sure I read in here somewhere (not going to hunt for it) a reference about the family wanting Arch to have at least 25 starts in college under his belt prior to going pro. It’s possible of course that I don’t remember correctly, but I don’t think so.

You’re remembering correctly.

Timed it out so they would have the kid during the offseason.
Always thinking of the team.

So in a way he was thinking about all of us when he pumped semen into Loreal.
37 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


So in a way he was thinking about all of us when he pumped semen into Loreal.

 

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4 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Don't think so.  I see Arch returning to get another title and another Heisman.

His family is in no hurry to throw him into the pros. It wouldn't surprise me if he stays and graduates.

1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

His family is in no hurry to throw him into the pros. It wouldn't surprise me if he stays and graduates.

He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.

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5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.

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He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.

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He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.

Talk to text with a dick in your mouth?
7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Talk to text with a dick in your mouth?

Baat typing on a phone and too lazy to edit.

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Baat typing on a phone and too lazy to edit.

 

To summarize:

1) not to lazy to type

2) too lazy to hit the right keys

3) way too lazy to fix it

 

check

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Baat typing on a phone and too lazy to edit.

Someone's been hanging out with Funk Doctor Spock

I’ve gone back and read my drunk posts from the previous years, so I’m no longer embarrassed. I digress, as I just popped another top watching Coog vs Duke.

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14 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

He started avxhhol a swmesteer early, hw’ll probably graduate befpre he playshis laat game.

You better sober up before church.

22 hours ago, Drew said:

... if he has a Heisman Calibur season

Heisman Calibur  is a decent band name, for a football town.

 

12 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Now that you mention it, I think I will have another scotch

You've spelt scoth incorrectly.

On 4/4/2025 at 4:08 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Weren’t they split up a while back?

Makeup sex undefeated

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