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Didn’t Arch’s family already say they wanted him to start in college for two years?  Also way too early to worry about that but it is the offseason.  

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3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Sucking on a kayak mighr be difficult.

If you’ve got a good rig it’s manageable, and I’m not half the athlete Arch is.

21 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Didn’t Arch’s family already say they wanted him to start in college for two years?  Also way too early to worry about that but it is the offseason.  

Peyton made 45 starts in college. Eli had 46. If Arch leads Texas to the NC game with a bye this year, he will have 18 starts under his belt.  He ain't leaving that early in his development.

10 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Peyton made 45 starts in college. Eli had 46. If Arch leads Texas to the NC game with a bye this year, he will have 18 starts under his belt.  He ain't leaving that early in his development.

The game is far, far different now than it was back then. Guys are ready faster than ever now and the league puts a gigantic premium on youth when it comes to drafting. If he has a great year he’s gone. 

People that know better than 99% of the posters on this board have said that Arch is almost certainly going to stick around through 2026. The only reason he would leave early is if he accomplishes all of his goals (Chip, Heisman, Sydney Sweeney) in 2025. 

Things can change, but as far as everyone not in Manning's camp knows, he plans to be hear for two more seasons. Everything else is just FUD and speculation. 

18 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

People that know better than 99% of the posters on this board have said that Arch is almost certainly going to stick around through 2026. The only reason he would leave early is if he accomplishes all of his goals (Chip, Heisman, Sydney Sweeney) in 2025. 

Things can change, but as far as everyone not in Manning's camp knows, he plans to be hear for two more seasons. Everything else is just FUD and speculation. 

Don’t feed Helobious.  He’s the all time hot take dumbass…

2 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Very short lived fad that took the US by storm for like 2 weeks in 1995

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Just to be clear, the game did actually get its name from the juice flavor...

"The word Pog originates from a schoolyard game labeled “Milk Caps,” played with flat circular cardboard tops. Players make a stack of these caps, and take turns to drop a heavier “slammer” object onto it, causing the caps to scatter. Each player keeps any face-up caps and re-stacks the face-down ones, repeating the process until none land face-down, at which point the player who collected the most caps wins the game. The game was soon trademarked as Poggers, under which it was sold commercially in the 1990s. The name originates from Pog, a brand of juice made from passionfruit, orange, and guava; the use of the juice’s caps to play the game preceded the game’s commercialization."

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2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Phat Ol' Gals aren't shaved anywhere.

Too difficult to shave inside the creases?

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Peyton made 45 starts in college. Eli had 46. If Arch leads Texas to the NC game with a bye this year, he will have 18 starts under his belt.  He ain't leaving that early in his development.

And it would be cool to see him earn his T ring.

Phat Ol' Gals aren't shaved anywhere.

Yeah, but the hair gets rubbed off, so same same.
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Arch is staying for at least 2 more years. I gave him half of a gift card to Maudie’s and he only gets the other half if he stays next year. 

Anyone know what his GPA is?  I don't think I want him here for two years if he's dragging our GPA average down.

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

The game is far, far different now than it was back then. Guys are ready faster than ever now and the league puts a gigantic premium on youth when it comes to drafting. If he has a great year he’s gone. 

Thankfully, the Manning clan is much much much much smarter than you when it comes to QB development for the pro game.

7 hours ago, Plorant said:

POG is a flavor combination that consists of Passion Fruit, Orange, and Guava.  

That does appear to be honeydew.  The one on the far right is most likely Cotton Candy.

Bingo and bingo.

This is only half of our setup. Kids make bank on a hot day. 

Sorry for the thread derail. 

40 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Thankfully, the Manning clan is much much much much smarter than you when it comes to QB development for the pro game.

The Manning Camp was pretty outspoken that kids starting 25+ college games had a much better success ratio in the NFL than those starting less than 25 games.

Arch will walk on Senior Day with his teammates.

30 minutes ago, PTINS said:

The Manning Camp was pretty outspoken that kids starting 25+ college games had a much better success ratio in the NFL than those starting less than 25 games.

Arch will walk on Senior Day with his teammates.

Not to detract from my extremely funny post above, but I suspect Arch will be qualified to graduate in ~three years.

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

the league puts a gigantic premium on youth when it comes to drafting

not necessarily true for all positions but it definitely applies to quarterbacks.  NFL coaches don’t like the bad habits they pick up in college.  

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

If you’ve got a good rig it’s manageable, and I’m not half the athlete Arch is.

A 20-something bj is a lot different than a 50-something bj. 

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Which one of you glorious bastards did this?

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This team may be young but I think the leaderships is in a good place.  They seem prepareded for this coming season.   

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

The game is far, far different now than it was back then. Guys are ready faster than ever now and the league puts a gigantic premium on youth when it comes to drafting. If he has a great year he’s gone. 

Well, he's guaranteed to be here 2 more years, now. 

14 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

People that know better than 99% of the posters on this board have said that Arch is almost certainly going to stick around through 2026. The only reason he would leave early is if he accomplishes all of his goals (Chip, Heisman, Sydney Sweeney) in 2025. 

Things can change, but as far as everyone not in Manning's camp knows, he plans to be hear for two more seasons. Everything else is just FUD and speculation. 

This.. Arch is most likely here for 2 years. If he leaves, we will all likely be drunk and smiling on Jan 20th, 2026. Really no reason to worry about it right now, a lot of shit has to happen between now and then. 

10 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Thankfully, the Manning clan is much much much much smarter than you when it comes to QB development for the pro game.

My dog is smarter than Helo.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, he's guaranteed to be here 2 more years, now. 

he’s absolutely not guaranteed to be here for two years. 

9 hours ago, tejas60 said:

A 20-something bj is a lot different than a 50-something bj. 

20 seems kinda cheap. 

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18 hours ago, Helobious said:

The game is far, far different now than it was back then. Guys are ready faster than ever now and the league puts a gigantic premium on youth when it comes to drafting. If he has a great year he’s gone. 

Helobiused

18 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

to be hear

Hear what?

3 hours ago, Codaxx said:

This.. Arch is most likely here for 2 years. If he leaves, we will all likely be drunk and smiling on Jan 20th, 2026. Really no reason to worry about it right now, a lot of shit has to happen between now and then. 

Personally, I think he should stick around 3 more years. Take a redshirt, cruise through college at a leisurely pace, then go win his third straight natty in at the Superdome (look it up!). Fairytale ending for the greatest college quarterback of all time. Maybe the Saints will tank for him (not a stretch) and he can follow in pop pop's footsteps. Just spitballin' here.

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I'll click on his username every now and again, and it usually has a few more likes.  Nearly 80 upvotes now. 😂

 

That koolaid is flowing like it's coming out of a firehose and I'm here to drink it up.

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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

That koolaid is flowing like it's coming out of a firehose and I'm here to drink it up.

 

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2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I love each point but I don’t like hearing less of hill off the edge. I guess having Simmons and Jackson is great but hill and Simmons off the edge was deadly. 

I think he was referring to Moore doing both, not him doing less

I'll click on his username every now and again, and it usually has a few more likes.  Nearly 80 upvotes now. [emoji23]
 

Literally his last day here. lol
4 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I love each point but I don’t like hearing less of hill off the edge. I guess having Simmons and Jackson is great but hill and Simmons off the edge was deadly. 

Man this is where I am; I feel like AntHill could be a 12 sack guy next year. However, if the D is better off for having him roam and clean up the field in general, I’m 100% on board….

13 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s absolutely not guaranteed to be here for two years. 

He can only win back to back heismans and National Championships if he plays two more years

On 4/15/2025 at 7:54 PM, Armybrat said:

And it would be cool to see him earn his T ring.

 

On 4/15/2025 at 10:34 PM, ATXbronco said:

Not to detract from my extremely funny post above, but I suspect Arch will be qualified to graduate in ~three years.

Even if Arch didn’t place out of some Math, English, and possibly Science/ Language/ History courses…

…but coming from a prep school with tons of planning for his success, he probably placed out of 6 to 30 hours…

…Arch will have completed 6 Fall/Spring Semesters and 3 double summer sessions by the end of this fall.

That is the equivalent of 4 1/2 years to graduate while never having to worry about whether or not he could get into the class that he needed. And doing it with tutors for each & every class.

Arch will have at least one degree before he leaves UT.

 

We have Arch for two years max. It is written (IMO) that he will go to New Orleans, like his Grandfather and hometown and resurrect that program.

Hook’em!!!

8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

We have Arch for two years max. It is written (IMO) that he will go to New Orleans, like his Grandfather and hometown and resurrect that program.

Hook’em!!!

Yep

There will be a tank-off for Arch in a couple years but this sounds most likely. 

Just like Eli, the league will allow some funky business. 

9 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

We have Arch for two years max. It is written (IMO) that he will go to New Orleans, like his Grandfather and hometown and resurrect that program.

Hook’em!!!

NOLA is so deep into cap hell that it will genuinely require a multi year tank to unfuck their roster.

16 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Man this is where I am; I feel like AntHill could be a 12 sack guy next year. However, if the D is better off for having him roam and clean up the field in general, I’m 100% on board….

Is this going to become a board fact now that a few people have misread what Hill was actually saying?

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