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49 minutes ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

Since Austin has apparently decriminalized possession of THC vape pens under 4 ounces, deferred adjudication should be on the table unless this is like his 5th time doing this.

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Him telling the officer the shit he smoked is gas is killing me

46 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

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what do you mean?

38 minutes ago, Foosters said:

what do you mean?

THC (real THC, not delta 8, etc) pens are felonies.  Doesn't matter if it's a gram or a pound. In fact, any concentrated (including gummies) THC is a felony.  Unfortunately, I've got firsthand knowledge of this. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

That is fucking ridiculous. Over a goddamn plant. 

Cocaine and heroin are also plants my dude.

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3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

That is fucking ridiculous. Over a goddamn plant. 

Don’t get high as shit and drive.  Nothing ridiculous about this guy getting arrested.  I don’t care how much weed you do.  Do it at home or don’t drive.  

5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

He was "taking two prospective students to "Bare" Cabaret"....

Are perspective students ones who view UT from a different angle?

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Cocaine and heroin are also plants my dude.

 

Which have to be processed to turn into a substance.

Cannabis, no.

 

 

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Don’t get high as shit and drive.  Nothing ridiculous about this guy getting arrested.  I don’t care how much weed you do.  Do it at home or don’t drive.  

 

I didn’t say a fucking thing about dwi’s. 

Possession being a felony is fucking bullshit. Period.

 

34 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

THC (real THC, not delta 8, etc) pens are felonies.  Doesn't matter if it's a gram or a pound. In fact, any concentrated (including gummies) THC is a felony.  Unfortunately, I've got firsthand knowledge of this. 

Then why do they sell gummies that get you fucking stupid high at the bakery in town?

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Which have to be processed to turn into a substance.

Cannabis, no.

Coca leaf and opium are also drugs before industrial processing. The shit in a weed pen is also processed - it's distilled into oil and vaporized.

11 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

That is fucking ridiculous. Over a goddamn plant. 

Not over a plant. Its over speeding on 6th street at 2 am being high. Long story short, Uber motherfucker, use it 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Coca leaf and opium are also drugs before industrial processing. The shit in a weed pen is also processed - it's distilled into oil and vaporized.

 

Uh, not quite. I make my own carts, and it’s completely different than processing coca or poppy plants, which can also be highly dangerous substances and physically addictive.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Not over a plant. Its over speeding on 6th street at 2 am being high. Long story short, Uber motherfucker, use it 

 

He got stopped for speeding. No shit. I’m not talking about that stupid shit.

Again, for the deaf and dumb fuckers in the cheap seats, possession being a felony is bullshit.

 

17 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Again, for the deaf and dumb fuckers in the cheap seats, possession being a felony is bullshit.

 

 

 

THC (real THC, not delta 8, etc) pens are felonies.  Doesn't matter if it's a gram or a pound. In fact, any concentrated (including gummies) THC is a felony.  Unfortunately, I've got firsthand knowledge of this. 

Did you or someone you know try to send some through Fed Ex?
1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

Then why do they sell gummies that get you fucking stupid high at the bakery in town?

Same reason they sell beer at the gas station, so they make money off of your stupidity

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

THC (real THC, not delta 8, etc) pens are felonies.  Doesn't matter if it's a gram or a pound. In fact, any concentrated (including gummies) THC is a felony.  Unfortunately, I've got firsthand knowledge of this. 

Yep. Ridiculous, but this is Texas so of course it's stupid. 

That's why if you're in Oklahoma or Colorado or wherever and you want to bring back some vape just get a 1/4 oz of bud and order a dynavap 

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Again, for the deaf and dumb fuckers in the cheap seats, possession being a felony is bullshit.

 

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5 hours ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

Since Austin has apparently decriminalized possession of THC vape pens under 4 ounces, deferred adjudication should be on the table unless this is like his 5th time doing this.

The charge is "possession" of drugs, not "ownership". If you're driving and it's in your car, you're "possessing" it. If it's in your shirt pocket, you damned sure are. Glad the cops found it and took it, since bringing it into a secure facility (the sallyport at the jail) is a separate charge altogether.

Really, while I wouldn't advise a sober person to be quite so permissive about talking with the cops during a stop, there's not a lot he could have said or done that would have changed minds. The arrest record seems to indicate he was reasonably compliant (a mercy with such a huge dude).

He made what could have been an ugly mistake, and seemed to own up. Take the deferred, take the classes, do the community service, and take the pee tests for a couple of years.

That might put you square with the County, but Kyle Flood is gonna be a bit more hard-nosed.

Leave the law dogging to the law dogs

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1 hour ago, PTINS said:

Underrated movie.

Who the hell is under-rating this movie? Everybody here knows it's a goddamn classic. 

4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Who the hell is under-rating this movie? Everybody here knows it's a goddamn classic. 

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

Raising Arizona, a classic. Watch it.

Nathan Arizona, Sr. was played by Trey Wilson, who sadly died at only 40 (he seemed older), and whose stepson Eric attended Texas back in the early 80’s.

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I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

You don’t know what you just did to a lot of us.
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

you’re also like 19. 

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

I tried to watch it once because of how many people told me it was a must-see. Didn’t pass my 30 minute rule when watching movies. I wouldn’t waste my time. 

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have watched a lot of old movies and I have no idea what that movie is 

Serious Cary Elwes GIF
 

that is a personal failing on your part. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

I tried to watch it once because of how many people told me it was a must-see. Didn’t pass my 30 minute rule when watching movies. I wouldn’t waste my time. 

Actually this is an even bigger personal failing. JFK. 

Just now, Park Gothic said:

Actually this is an even bigger personal failing. JFK. 

No, JFK is also a terrible movie. What the fuck is going on here? Boring legal/weed debates and now overrated movies from the 80’s/early 90’s talk? We need WR transfer rumors or something. 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No, JFK is also a terrible movie. What the fuck is going on here? Boring legal/weed debates and now overrated movies from the 80’s/early 90’s talk? We need WR transfer rumors or something. 

Nic Brooks broke more than the speed limit that night

8 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

This is the worst page in the site's history.  

Oh hell no. But in all honesty, that'd be a Herculean task. Doesn't stop some people on here from trying, however. (And y'all know who you are.)

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53 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

This is the worst page in the site's history. I hate all of you. 

The audacity of saying this when the Quinn Ewers thread is just a click away. 

Briefly contemplating the concept of the worst page in history (including previous places this gang of miscreants has posted) was too painful. Denial and repression systems successfully re-engaged.

I do have an update coming soon concerning the Sacred Surly Horns Signed Football. This will be a good one.  

1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

This is the worst page in the site's history. I hate all of you. 

Stop. That is an incredibly high bar. 

14 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

Then why do they sell gummies that get you fucking stupid high at the bakery in town?

Those are derivatives of THC at .03%. Hemp act or some such, but they may be illegal soon, too. Look it up. 

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Did you or someone you know try to send some through Fed Ex?

Fuck no. USPS is the way but that's not what happened to me. 

14 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

That is fucking ridiculous. Over a goddamn plant. 

You would call it a plant 

 

Panama red. 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Those are derivatives of THC at .03%. Hemp act or some such, but they may be illegal soon, too. Look it up. 

They were strong and organic. The little Mennonite-looking girl told me "don't eat any before you get home."

If I were a promising O-lineman, maybe I would have listened to her, but probably not.

They were strong and organic. The little Mennonite-looking girl told me "don't eat any before you get home."
If I were a promising O-lineman, maybe I would have listened to her, but probably not.

Not sure if anyone listens to the Raw Room podcast, but I saw a clip where they talked about taking edibles before a preseason game.
20 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

https://www.burntorangenation.com/2025/4/28/24419608/longhorns-daily-news-texas-steve-sarkisian-arch-manning-ea-college-sports-football-26-nfl-draft

Longhorns Daily News: Texas’ Steve Sarkisian, Arch Manning decline EA College Sports Football 26 cover opportunity

 

Uhh, was there a screen scrape of Surly so that the AI written article used “exe” for “Texas Ex”?

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