May 1May 1 26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Update from the Surly Horns Fyre Fest 2 fiasco and I'm afraid the news is just getting worse. After much humiliating outreach with @immamac, we had finally gotten Bibi Hadid to agree return the deposit from the cancelled roadtrip. We appealed to her by pointing out how we raise money for UT athletics, and how we aren't some giant corporation or some stupid influencer. Everything was set for the bank transfer, when we were done in by an offhanded comment I made in an earlier post, when I had joked that @South Austin should go ahead and ask her for a pair of used panties! And what does the dumbass do? He texts her and asks for a pair! Now she has cut off all contact with us and Imma is not speaking to me again. While I hold some responsibility since the trip was my idea, South Austin has really screwed us. Am i the only one wondering how long this is going to go on before he figures out it's not any good? 40 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said: I know it's a joke, but they play entirely different WR positions Mosely and Moore will be a nice battle for slot reps
May 1May 1 30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Update from the Surly Horns Fyre Fest 2 fiasco and I'm afraid the news is just getting worse. After much humiliating outreach with @immamac, we had finally gotten Bibi Hadid to agree return the deposit from the cancelled roadtrip. We appealed to her by pointing out how we raise money for UT athletics, and how we aren't some giant corporation or some stupid influencer. Everything was set for the bank transfer, when we were done in by an offhanded comment I made in an earlier post, when I had joked that @South Austin should go ahead and ask her for a pair of used panties! And what does the dumbass do? He texts her and asks for a pair! Now she has cut off all contact with us and Imma is not speaking to me again. While I hold some responsibility since the trip was my idea, South Austin has really screwed us. Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? 5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: Broughton was always a tweener, but he seemed to be strong enough to hold up at the POA this past season. His explosiveness next to Big Al made them formidable. However, I would be remiss to not mention Lole and Norton being absolute boulders coming in to spell them. Our staff is EXTREMELY good at gameplanning from what I've seen. They took Smith away from Ohio State and said beat us and you know what they did, but it was painful for them. You guys are going to get tired of winning and I believe that. I won't, but that's because I'm an extremely hateful/spiteful son of a bitch. I don't just want to win. I want the crying and the bitching at an all time high. I want us to mete out justice to the cheaters that have lorded over us for a decade and a half. I want to feel the hate and then I want to stomp their fucking skull into a fine powder, pour gasoline on the corpses, light the fucking matches and piss on the ashes. You forgot the part about salting the earth in the parts where their empires once stood. Otherwise, I am with you, brother. I haven’t missed a chance to let some motherfuckers know when someone brings anything up on occasion around ball fields, bball courts, or just somewhere random in general.
May 1May 1 7 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? When one MrPhlegm is lost to us, another poster will lose their mind and take his place
May 1May 1 12 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? I thought it was just me.
May 1May 1 21 minutes ago, Hermanator said: Am i the only one wondering how long this is going to go on before he figures out it's not any good? 14 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? Someone craving attention and unsuccessfully attempting to derail offseason chatter 8 minutes ago, texifornia said: When one MrPhlegm is lost to us, another poster will lose their mind and take his place Maybe he got perma fried at Fyre Festival 1 and has never recovered
May 1May 1 17 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? Allegedly it's funny? Yeah, I don't get it
May 1May 1 1 hour ago, Hermanator said: Am i the only one wondering how long this is going to go on before he figures out it's not any good? Mosely and Moore will be a nice battle for slot reps Between this and his Johntay thread stuff, no you’re not.
May 1May 1 Most of you guys don't hang out in the high school football thread very much; this is an extension of his schtick that originated there. Passive aggression trying to masquerade as wit. It's boring and tiresome. And witless.
May 1May 1 2 hours ago, Js1 said: Allegedly it's funny? Yeah, I don't get it Time for thread title change: Texas off-season 2025- die in a fyre
May 1May 1 14 minutes ago, Nabad said: Time for thread title change: Texas off-season 2025- die in a fyre I prefer: Texas Offseason 2025: Boring and tiresome. And witless.
May 2May 2 2 minutes ago, Getafix said: Lulz ... he just posted this. https://x.com/nicolai_brooks/status/1918091423150121440 Well, Travis County parks are probably a great place to go smoke your prohibited substance of choice.
May 2May 2 41 minutes ago, Getafix said: Lulz ... he just posted this. https://x.com/nicolai_brooks/status/1918091423150121440 Lending his voice free of charge. What a great service to the community.
May 2May 2 Using Moore as an outside wide receiver is a smoke screen — Livingstone clearly owns that spot.
May 2May 2 Popular Post 5 hours ago, cafe society said: Most of you guys don't hang out in the high school football thread very much; this is an extension of his schtick that originated there. Passive aggression trying to masquerade as wit. It's boring and tiresome. And witless. I post dumb stuff that makes me laugh, but at least when I post about the Longhorns, I don't have to quote what 3rd parties write about them. Clockwise L to R: (Gunnar, Jahdae, Isaiah, Quintrevion), Demarvion, Cedric B, Colt, Arch, Quinn) FYI, I'm really excited about another Longhorn event happening soon and will share.
May 2May 2 Popular Post 38 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: I post dumb stuff that makes me laugh, but at least when I post about the Longhorns, I don't have to quote what 3rd parties write about them. Clockwise L to R: (Gunnar, Jahdae, Isaiah, Quintrevion), Demarvion, Cedric B, Colt, Arch, Quinn) FYI, I'm really excited about another Longhorn event happening soon and will share. Feel like I have a pretty good guess what the blurred faces look like based on the other pictures.
May 2May 2 11 hours ago, Hermanator said: Am i the only one wondering how long this is going to go on before he figures out it's not any good? Mosely and Moore will be a nice battle for slot reps Mmmmm...slot reps
May 2May 2 7 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said: Feel like I have a pretty good guess what the blurred faces look like based on the other pictures. Yeah I used to blur out images, but now I don't care anymore. It's called life after 65.
May 2May 2 I tried to watch it once because of how many people told me it was a must-see. Didn’t pass my 30 minute rule when watching movies. I wouldn’t waste my time. Good news for you. Fast & Furious 10.2 is just around the corner.
May 2May 2 8 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said: Good news for you. Fast & Furious 10.2 is just around the corner. We don’t all have to love the same movies, gramps.
May 2May 2 On 5/2/2025 at 5:14 AM, closetojumping said: Okay, I give up. Am I the only person that doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on here? You forgot the part about salting the earth in the parts where their empires once stood. Otherwise, I am with you, brother. I haven’t missed a chance to let some motherfuckers know when someone brings anything up on occasion around ball fields, bball courts, or just somewhere random in general. I think you only have to worry if you DO understand...
May 2May 2 Media is drooling over Arch for next year’s NFL draft, but he’s going to shock them all when he states on the stage, I’m coming back for another year! It is written!The Saints just have to endure another season longer than they hoped.Hook’em!!!
May 4May 4 On 5/2/2025 at 2:54 PM, Eskimohorn said: Good news for you. Fast & Furious 10.2 is just around the corner. the amazing thing is that it didn’t pass his “30 minute rule” while also having perhaps the greatest opening sequence in cinematic history.
May 4May 4 It will be interesting if Arch struggles a bit which is very possible. So many here acting like he is the second coming and I hope he is but so many of you are being ridiculous.
May 4May 4 14 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: It will be interesting if Arch struggles a bit which is very possible. So many here acting like he is the second coming and I hope he is but so many of you are being ridiculous. Everyone expects some struggles from a first year starting QB. The problem was our 3rd year starting QB looked like a bitch out there and struggled, especially turning the balls over.
May 4May 4 36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Everyone expects some struggles from a first year starting QB. The problem was our 3rd year starting QB looked like a bitch out there and struggled, especially turning the balls over. Yeah those two semi final appearances were just unacceptable…and you are a fucking moron but pretty sure everyone here knows that.
May 4May 4 Popular Post 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said: Everyone expects some struggles from a first year starting QB. The problem was our 3rd year starting QB looked like a bitch out there and struggled, especially turning the balls over. Oh my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is no need to turn every single QB comment into a dig on Quinn. Ffs...
May 4May 4 1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said: It will be interesting if Arch struggles a bit which is very possible. So many here acting like he is the second coming and I hope he is but so many of you are being ridiculous. The same posters keep saying this over and over. Literally zero Texas fans expect perfection from Arch Manning.
May 4May 4 1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said: Yeah those two semi final appearances were just unacceptable…and you are a fucking moron but pretty sure everyone here knows that. Yeah surely the 30ish nfl players and multiple first round receivers had nothing to do with it. Surely.
May 5May 5 1 hour ago, Red Five said: The same posters keep saying this over and over. Literally zero Texas fans expect perfection from Arch Manning. Exactly. 350 yards passing, 4 TD passing, 1 rushing, but with 1 interception (tip drill) will be perfectly acceptable….. initially.
May 5May 5 More backup QB depth https://247sports.com/player/matthew-caldwell-46110705/college-336551/
May 5May 5 31 minutes ago, texifornia said: More backup QB depth https://247sports.com/player/matthew-caldwell-46110705/college-336551/ Imagine having such a formidable DB room that you can recruit to practice reps Edited May 5May 5 by Nope
May 5May 5 11 hours ago, Red Five said: The same posters keep saying this over and over. Literally zero Texas fans expect perfection from Arch Manning. They cannot wait to sprint onto here, quote one idiot or two lamenting something about Manning, and claim that “Texas ZOMG are such stupidz!?!!” The media will do the same shit with zero perspective, just quoting some of the dumbest Texas Twitter clowns they can find. Just a simple Ohio State loss and we’ll hear “there’s trouble brewing down in Austin” etc.
May 5May 5 15 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Everyone expects some struggles from a first year starting QB. The problem was our 3rd year starting QB looked like a bitch out there and struggled, especially turning the balls over. Click for link to purchase:
May 5May 5 12 hours ago, texifornia said: More backup QB depth https://247sports.com/player/matthew-caldwell-46110705/college-336551/ From Gardner-Webb to Troy to Texas. Thats some rise.
May 5May 5 For all the tradition, I can only think of a few Longhorns with raw athletic dominance akin to men playing against boys- Nobis, Campbell, Ricky Williams. Maybe Derrick Johnson? On this team, I think Collin Simmons is in that category. Is Anthony Hill? These are the good times.
May 5May 5 5 minutes ago, statsman said: For all the tradition, I can only think of a few Longhorns with raw athletic dominance akin to men playing against boys- Nobis, Campbell, Ricky Williams. Maybe Derrick Johnson? On this team, I think Collin Simmons is in that category. Is Anthony Hill? These are the good times. Casey Hampton
May 5May 5 1 hour ago, statsman said: For all the tradition, I can only think of a few Longhorns with raw athletic dominance akin to men playing against boys- Nobis, Campbell, Ricky Williams. Maybe Derrick Johnson? On this team, I think Collin Simmons is in that category. Is Anthony Hill? These are the good times. Cory Redding showed up on campus as a fully-grown man, and played like it too.
May 5May 5 1 hour ago, statsman said: For all the tradition, I can only think of a few Longhorns with raw athletic dominance akin to men playing against boys- Nobis, Campbell, Ricky Williams. Maybe Derrick Johnson? Are we talking about 'as freshmen', or just at any point in their careers at UT? Because Ricky needed some seasoning. He was damn good as a freshman, no doubt, but he wasn't Ricky Fucking Williams until his Jr. year. Jeffcoat and Hicks showed up D1-starter ready, and just got better. Malik Jefferson, too. Orakpo's final year here was something else, along with many years in the league. Edited May 5May 5 by capnamerca
May 5May 5 We talking from a physique standpoint or just a badass from the get go? If the latter I'd say Xavier Worthy. His start/stop and 40 makes make him so, right? Edited May 5May 5 by BurntOrange&White
May 5May 5 3 minutes ago, capnamerca said: Jeffcoat and Hicks showed up D1-starter ready, and just got better. Malik Jefferson, too. Orakpo's final year here was something else, along with many years in the league. While I’m grateful to Malik for committing here and Malikemas, I don’t ever remember thinking of him as dominant. More of a reminder of our inability to develop at the time.
May 5May 5 5 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said: While I’m grateful to Malik for committing here and Malikemas, I don’t ever remember thinking of him as dominant. More of a reminder of our inability to develop at the time. I felt the same way. Malik was very athletic but poorly developed.
May 5May 5 15 minutes ago, D3zii said: I felt the same way. Malik was very athletic but poorly developed. Poorly developed in the league, too.
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