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21 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What about that Louisville DT that was drafted at 19 years old a while back.  He sucked in the NFL but from ages 16-19 he was killing it in college.  A true child amongst boys.

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So we’re just creating our own definitions for stuff now

The safety guy at my job does that.
36 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


The safety guy at my job does that.

Gay porn sets can be very dangerous and fluid. Should listen to him. 

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19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, just when you think this thread couldn't go any farther off the rails.

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TheQBSchool (JT O'Sullivan) just released his game film breakdowns of Arch's performance vs. ULM and Miss. State on his Patreon. He made videos for Quinn's starts last year too and was a fan.

Nothing groundbreaking, obviously he noted Arch's struggles vs. ULM but loved his throws on slants. He was very impressed by Miss State game and noted the massive improvement. Near the end, he says "Watching these two games, I'm a little surprised they went back to Ewers if I'm being totally honest. That's coming from someone who very much likes Quinn Ewers."

*not bringing this up to re-hash the controversy last year, just wanted to post about some Arch love. 

 

 

 

24 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Leonard Davis

Leonard was a man against boys when he was a boy

Mike Singletary deserves some consideration here as well.....,.high school stud ( too small for Texas to look at him). College AA several times, all pro..HOF...

7 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Mike Singletary deserves some consideration here as well.....,.high school stud ( too small for Texas to look at him). College AA several times, all pro..HOF...

And that has absolutely nothing to do with the Texas 2025 offseason. Nothing. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

And that has absolutely nothing to do with the Texas 2025 offseason. Nothing. 

I thought that was the point of this thread

4 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:
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No one would be surprised if DJ Lagway emerges as the game's top quarterback this season. 

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Dan Lanning turns to 20-year-old Dante Moore, who may prove to be the best QB in Oregon history

I love Dave Campbell style proclamations like this

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6 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Leonard was a man against boys when he was a boy

literally!

 

4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Maybe we should talk about cheese.

echeese?  I don’t think he made the jump. 

5 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

Mike Singletary deserves some consideration here as well.....,.high school stud ( too small for Texas to look at him).

he was definitely undersized.  it’s pretty cool that he was able to parlay what he did at baylor into a nice little career in the league but he would not have seen the field in austin. 

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bijan would have been if Tom Herman wasn’t such a complete fucking dipshit. 

Imagine if scorpion never happens

Herman was shook after that 

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

he was definitely undersized.  it’s pretty cool that he was able to parlay what he did at baylor into a nice little career in the league but he would not have seen the field in austin. 

"nice little career"...jfc, talk about your understatements. 

14 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

TheQBSchool (JT O'Sullivan) just released his game film breakdowns of Arch's performance vs. ULM and Miss. State on his Patreon. He made videos for Quinn's starts last year too and was a fan.

Nothing groundbreaking, obviously he noted Arch's struggles vs. ULM but loved his throws on slants. He was very impressed by Miss State game and noted the massive improvement. Near the end, he says "Watching these two games, I'm a little surprised they went back to Ewers if I'm being totally honest. That's coming from someone who very much likes Quinn Ewers."

*not bringing this up to re-hash the controversy last year, just wanted to post about some Arch love. 

 

 

 

I went looking for that and could not find it. Any chance you coudl post it? 

Just now, Codaxx said:

I went looking for that and could not find it. Any chance you coudl post it? 

It's only available on his Patreon. It's like $5 per month and I'm sure he will break down most if not all Arch games this season. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

That was great and thanks for posting.

Josh Pate with great questions and Sark was perfect.

The part about Quinn was really good and should be required viewing for Surly.

On 5/5/2025 at 10:09 AM, capnamerca said:

Are we talking about 'as freshmen', or just at any point in their careers at UT? Because Ricky needed some seasoning. He was damn good as a freshman, no doubt, but he wasn't Ricky Fucking Williams until his Jr. year.

Jeffcoat and Hicks showed up D1-starter ready, and just got better. Malik Jefferson, too. Orakpo's final year here was something else, along with many years in the league.

Well Ricky played a lot of fullback for Shon Mitchell his freshman year but there were flashes. Almost had 1,000 yards.

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On 5/5/2025 at 10:48 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

 

And no 100 men cannot defeat a grown gorilla.

Of course they can. The right strategy, of course, is to start using the detached body parts of the first men to die as crude tools and weapons, in order to defeat the gorilla. 

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45 minutes ago, statsman said:

Of course they can. The right strategy, of course, is to start using the detached body parts of the first men to die as crude tools and weapons, in order to defeat the gorilla. 

Correct. Sharp exposed bone, group attacks aiming for the eyes and leg muscles, the silverback goes down eventually.

If it were 100 posters from this board, I assume the dumbest gasbags go first. When the gorilla shreds spider2ybanana limb from limb and you all shriek in horror, I'm sprinting for that dude's exposed femur and then whittling that thing to a fine point while we send wave after wave of BO&W, Steamboat, futureman, and numerous other dipshits in as tiring fodder. Then we riot. I'd ride in on @SydneyCarton's shoulders in sort of a Master Blaster Thunderdome approach. 

53 minutes ago, statsman said:

Of course they can. The right strategy, of course, is to start using the detached body parts of the first men to die as crude tools and weapons, in order to defeat the gorilla. 

I saw a TikTok of two Gorillas fighting the best first strategy would be to throw dirt in their eyes. Seems like the most obvious weakness of the gorilla.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sharp exposed bone, group attacks aiming for the eyes and leg muscles, the silverback goes down eventually.

If it were 100 posters from this board, I assume the dumbest gasbags go first. When the gorilla shreds spider2ybanana limb from limb and you all shriek in horror, I'm sprinting for that dude's exposed femur and then whittling that thing to a fine point while we send wave after wave of BO&W, Steamboat, futureman, and numerous other dipshits in as tiring fodder. Then we riot. I'd ride in on @SydneyCarton's shoulders in sort of a Master Blaster Thunderdome approach. 

If it means that I get to step on the lifeless bodies and necks of Codaxx, Realgreggym, Spider2yBanana, D3zii, and perhaps there's some friendly fire opportunities for the likes of Randolph Duke, Hook1997, and Helobious...well, I guess I'll stop skipping leg day. 

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2 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Well Ricky played a lot of fullback for Shon Mitchell his freshman year but there were flashes. Almost had 1,000 yards.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sharp exposed bone, group attacks aiming for the eyes and leg muscles, the silverback goes down eventually.

If it were 100 posters from this board, I assume the dumbest gasbags go first. When the gorilla shreds spider2ybanana limb from limb and you all shriek in horror, I'm sprinting for that dude's exposed femur and then whittling that thing to a fine point while we send wave after wave of BO&W, Steamboat, futureman, and numerous other dipshits in as tiring fodder. Then we riot. I'd ride in on @SydneyCarton's shoulders in sort of a Master Blaster Thunderdome approach. 

I’d be one of the first ones in but I ain’t going down.  that gorilla would be fucked. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I saw a TikTok of two Gorillas fighting the best first strategy would be to throw dirt in their eyes. Seems like the most obvious weakness of the gorilla.

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sharp exposed bone, group attacks aiming for the eyes and leg muscles, the silverback goes down eventually.

If it were 100 posters from this board, I assume the dumbest gasbags go first. When the gorilla shreds spider2ybanana limb from limb and you all shriek in horror, I'm sprinting for that dude's exposed femur and then whittling that thing to a fine point while we send wave after wave of BO&W, Steamboat, futureman, and numerous other dipshits in as tiring fodder. Then we riot. I'd ride in on @SydneyCarton's shoulders in sort of a Master Blaster Thunderdome approach. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

If it means that I get to step on the lifeless bodies and necks of Codaxx, Realgreggym, Spider2yBanana, D3zii, and perhaps there's some friendly fire opportunities for the likes of Randolph Duke, Hook1997, and Helobious...well, I guess I'll stop skipping leg day. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’d be one of the first ones in but I ain’t going down.  that gorilla would be fucked. 

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Jfc, just when you think this thread couldn't go any farther off the rails.

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5 hours ago, HuttNuts said:

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That was sophomore year.  Priest was out Ricky's freshman year with a knee injury. 

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58 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

That was sophomore year.  Priest was out Ricky's freshman year with a knee injury. 

I was only 9 but I and I missed that. I always swore Ricky was a freshman at the RCA dome. I done fucked up.

If you’re within range to effectively throw a handful of dirt in a gorillas eyes you’re already fucked. Sacrifice appreciated.

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