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The thing about moose is that most people have no idea how big they are nor how damn mean they can be. It'd be a lot easier to pick up a can of Red Bull than to drink moose piss from the tap.

alaskan moose next to human 😳 : r/HumanForScale

And they are fearless.

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Shoot. Great question. I forgot to ask. When I met Arch, the head client from Redbull freaked out when I told him the ball was for Surly Horns. She, of course, had never heard of Surly, and was horrified that I was having him endorse a football from an unknown website that could somehow cause harm to them by association. She was very not happy with me in general, but I got my signatures and photos, haha. 

She’s right you know….

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

She’s right you know….

Totally. She was no Karen. I pulled a fast one in the middle of their big shoot and she didn’t understand what I was doing, and freaked the fuck out. I did have to  promise to remove all Red Bull signage from the background of Arch signing my football and not share any images before a certain date, which I did. It was God’s work I was doing. 

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

The thing about moose is that most people have no idea how big they are nor how damn mean they can be. It'd be a lot easier to pick up a can of Red Bull than to drink moose piss from the tap.

alaskan moose next to human 😳 : r/HumanForScale

And they are fearless.

I was at Bowman Lake in Glacier yesterday. Saw a Grizzly but no moose, thank god. Still, wasn’t too fond of the Grizzly so I moved on, backed up, ran like a little girl, whatever. 

I was at Bowman Lake in Glacier yesterday. Saw a Grizzly but no moose, thank god. Still, wasn’t too fond of the Grizzly so I moved on, backed up, ran like a little girl, whatever. 

I watched a video of a grizzly flipping a dead bison over. It was pretty stiff too. Those damn things are strong.
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3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

The fuck is happening in here

What it is ain’t exactly clear.

On 5/31/2025 at 6:59 PM, Bevo said:

I was at Bowman Lake in Glacier yesterday. Saw a Grizzly but no moose, thank god. Still, wasn’t too fond of the Grizzly so I moved on, backed up, ran like a little girl, whatever. 

I was on my motorcycle heading to a horseback ride in northwest Yellowstone about 6 years ago.

I came around a corner on a thin mostly dirt with a bit of gravel road without any shoulders. Across the middle of the road stood a Moose nibbling on a tree. 

He slowly changed his gaze towards me. Summed me up, turned back to the tree slow and easy like. He then took another bite of whatever was on the tree, then, slowly, real damn casual strolled off never giving me a second look.

I'm not prone to sudden freezing during high stress situations.

I was fucked if he got mad. I think he thought "everyone look what's going down". 

So.... like a good puny human, I waited.

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I’m really excited to see what PK is going to do with all the pass rushers we have.  A 3rd down package with Simmons, Hill, Moore, Spence, Burke/Vasek is insane.  Teams are going to have to get the ball out in 2 seconds if they are in 3rd and long.

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Greg McElroy ... Texas will have the number one defense this year.   This is GOOD stuff.
 

 

Tough to find a weakness at any spot.  I would've loved a thumper type ILB to backfill the role Gbenda played last year.  Lefau is the better football player, and will make splashier plays but Gbenda made some very solid plays in late down/short yardage situations.  There was a 4th and 1 stop against A&M on their second or third drive that changed the complexion of that game pretty early.  Never desirable to count on a freshman, but Bo Barnes may be able to provide some snaps in those situations akin to freshman Bobino on the 05' team.  However it shakes, I'm picking at nits here and really searching for any potential holes.  

29 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

Tough to find a weakness at any spot.  I would've loved a thumper type ILB to backfill the role Gbenda played last year.  Lefau is the better football player, and will make splashier plays but Gbenda made some very solid plays in late down/short yardage situations.  There was a 4th and 1 stop against A&M on their second or third drive that changed the complexion of that game pretty early.  Never desirable to count on a freshman, but Bo Barnes may be able to provide some snaps in those situations akin to freshman Bobino on the 05' team.  However it shakes, I'm picking at nits here and really searching for any potential holes.  

Brad Spence and Trey Moore should be able to fill that role for short yardage as well as provide pass rush from the edge position.  I really think this D could be better this year than last year.  Secondary will be hit hardest with the losses of Mukuba and Barron.  We have tons of talent back there though.

32 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

Tough to find a weakness at any spot.  I would've loved a thumper type ILB to backfill the role Gbenda played last year.  Lefau is the better football player, and will make splashier plays but Gbenda made some very solid plays in late down/short yardage situations.  There was a 4th and 1 stop against A&M on their second or third drive that changed the complexion of that game pretty early.  Never desirable to count on a freshman, but Bo Barnes may be able to provide some snaps in those situations akin to freshman Bobino on the 05' team.  However it shakes, I'm picking at nits here and really searching for any potential holes.  

Admittedly I don't know a great deal about the guy but I feel like Brad Spence might have brought in for that role. Experienced and not light in the ass.

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Brad Spence and Trey Moore should be able to fill that role for short yardage as well as provide pass rush from the edge position.  I really think this D could be better this year than last year.  Secondary will be hit hardest with the losses of Mukuba and Barron.  We have tons of talent back there though.

We are going to have so much versatility in the front 7 this year and be able to come from everywhere with pressure IMO.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We are going to have so much versatility in the front 7 this year and be able to come from everywhere with pressure IMO.

It's going to be incredible.  We can have a mixed heavy run set package that can literally morph to a pass rush destruction package.

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We are going to have so much versatility in the front 7 this year and be able to come from everywhere with pressure IMO.

Vasek getting healthy would be huge for this. As it stands,  our EDGE/LB room consists of Simmons, Vasek, Burke, Trey Moore, Zina Ant Hill, Spence, Lefau and Tyanthony Smith. That's a tremendous amount of speed, size, coverage ability, pass rushing ability, run stopping... you can just envision so many different combinations of those players based on situation, without a real drop off in talent level. If you look at the same position groups from 2021 when Sark/PK got here, it's astonishing, Overshown is probably the only guy who even cracks the current two-deep. Just incredible roster building and development. 

And Lance Jackson may be as talented as any of them, just needs seasoning and good health. 

(Simmons fans [I’m one], I wrote “may.”)

53 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

If you look at the same position groups from 2021 when Sark/PK got here, it's astonishing, Overshown is probably the only guy who even cracks the current two-deep. 

Jaylon Ford, Byron Murphy (post Bo rant) Sweat say dafuq? 

Agree on overall roster talent. 

 

8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Jaylon Ford, Byron Murphy (post Bo rant) Sweat say dafuq? 

Agree on overall roster talent. 

 

You think Byron Murphy and Sweat were part of the EDGE/LB room? dafuq?

Someone needs to draw up the 1 Yard Maximum Defense and shoot it over to PK

16 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Someone needs to draw up the 1 Yard Maximum Defense and shoot it over to PK

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Oh wait... did you say defense?

13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Greg McElroy ... Texas will have the number one defense this year.   This is GOOD stuff.
 

 

if you want to skip the freeman/domer advertisement skip to 27:30

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Jaylon Ford, Byron Murphy (post Bo rant) Sweat say dafuq? 

Agree on overall roster talent. 

 

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I don't think the 2021 version of Jaylan Ford would factor into our depth chart this year. 

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if you want to skip the freeman/domer advertisement skip to 27:30

okay - the link posted by hornius loads to the END of the show - then goes in to the domer advert + playoff discussion show

40 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

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Oh wait... did you say defense?

This is such a classic who gets credit for this pure gold

14 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

This is such a classic who gets credit for this pure gold

One of my best friends, who has always been aware of Hornfans/Shaggy/Surly but isn't a lurker or poster, made this and HenryJames posted it. Way back in the day. 

i will never forgive davis for the '04 fair park game with benson sweed and young

mack will eventually get his statue but his bitchassedness cost us at least 1 if not 2 more titles

 

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

his bitchassedness cost us at least 1 if not 2 more titles

 

 

his roster management put us in the desert for damn near a decade. unforgivable. 

You mean the game where we scored zero points with Vince Fucking Young playing the whole game?

15 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Greg McElroy ... Texas will have the number one defense this year.   This is GOOD stuff.
 

 

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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

You mean the game where we scored zero points with Vince Fucking Young playing the whole game?

Yeah, but in fairness, that OU team held a really good USC offense to 55 points. 

Brad Spence and Trey Moore should be able to fill that role for short yardage as well as provide pass rush from the edge position.  I really think this D could be better this year than last year.  Secondary will be hit hardest with the losses of Mukuba and Barron.  We have tons of talent back there though.

How much LB has Moore played? I’d be hesitant to count on him early on for that.
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think 04 usc is the best team of all time. 

It's up there, but '05 Texas and '01 Miami take them, methinks.

Just now, Darth Tron said:

It's up there, but '05 Texas and '01 Miami take them, methinks.

Those are arguably top 3 I think Texas and USC would beat Miami. Miami team is so overhyped just because of their nfl draft success. 

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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think 04 usc is the best team of all time. 

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13 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

It's up there, but '05 Texas and '01 Miami take them, methinks.

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