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On 6/4/2025 at 5:15 PM, Park Gothic said:

Tex Coulter. 

 

Edit: The list isn't really up for debate. You have to put following teams in some order - 

1899 Sewanee

1945 Army

1995 Nebraska

2001 Miami

2019 LSU

If we want to throw 2005 Texas into the mix, I won't push back. But that's not the consensus. The 5 teams listed above are the ones that everyone agrees on. 

LSU team I would argue.. Offense was great. The skill players were insane. The OL was pretty mediocre. The defense wasn’t a powerhouse. We saw that in DKR.. I don’t think they are legit comp to a team like Miami 01. Think there is some recency bias and skill position bias to that one 

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Big offseason news if true 

 

I was kind of enjoying Stewart projecting as a 1st round pick after leaving aggy. Shame... 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Big offseason news if true 

 

Hopefully it’s not true. Him and DK Moore will be fun to watch.

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12 minutes ago, DZX158 said:

Hopefully it’s not true. Him and DK Moore will be fun to watch.

Counterpoint: Stewart's an asshole, Moore ditched us for cash, and the Ducks are only likable when compared to Ohio State.

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49 minutes ago, DZX158 said:

Hopefully it’s not true. Him and DK Moore will be fun to watch.

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8 hours ago, chad.ihrig said:

White chocolate with the PSA
 

Cool that he has a swing in his dorm room

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Cool that he has a swing in his dorm room

 

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16 hours ago, Bevo said:

I’ve had about the same. I was riding my bike uphill in Red Lodge (kind of NE Yellowstone) and there was a small Moose (maybe a yearling) eating on the side of the road. I sat there for about 10minutes waiting for him to go away. Then he started to trot in my direction. I had already turned my bike sideways so I finished the turn and headed downhill. He was not scared of me in the least.

You might have missed out on a good time!!

 

On 6/4/2025 at 10:13 AM, Boko Bevo said:

Tough to find a weakness at any spot.  I would've loved a thumper type ILB to backfill the role Gbenda played last year.  Lefau is the better football player, and will make splashier plays but Gbenda made some very solid plays in late down/short yardage situations.  There was a 4th and 1 stop against A&M on their second or third drive that changed the complexion of that game pretty early.  Never desirable to count on a freshman, but Bo Barnes may be able to provide some snaps in those situations akin to freshman Bobino on the 05' team.  However it shakes, I'm picking at nits here and really searching for any potential holes.  

PFF telling the idiot OP to STFU in the kindest terms possible.  

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18 hours ago, DZX158 said:

Hopefully it’s not true. 

hopefully not true?  you think the report could be disingenuous?  

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Suck it, Pitt

 

They must think Jett Bush is still on the roster. 

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7 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

They must think Jett Bush is still on the roster. 

Put some respect on that name

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25 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Put some respect on that name

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My favorite part about that play was when the Tech QB completely Noped out of a tackle attempt.

44 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

My favorite part about that play was when the Tech QB completely Noped out of a tackle attempt.

Smart business decision. Game was gone. 

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My favorite part about that play was when the Tech QB completely Noped out of a tackle attempt.

Kind of like their softball team tonight.
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

All of them but particularly the 5th and last throws...

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16 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Did Arch portal to Tulane?

Of course he did you stupid sip.  He’s scared of the SEC

12 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Of course he did you stupid sip.  He’s scared of the SEC

He wasn't really that good anyway.

15 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He wasn't really that good anyway.

I know.  He doesn’t even have a championship. 

Good riddance 

A note that might not be news or surprising; Texas is the most bet on team right now to win the national championship at every major book both in terms of tickets and handle by a considerable margin. Both retail and professional money is on Texas. 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

A note that might not be news or surprising; Texas is the most bet on team right now to win the national championship at every major book both in terms of tickets and handle by a considerable margin. Both retail and professional money is on Texas. 

Is that usually a good thing? (Genuinely curious)

6 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Is that usually a good thing? (Genuinely curious)

You’d rather be the betting favorite than not 

29 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Is that usually a good thing? (Genuinely curious)

Not if you you to make money on long odds betting on Texas

Had any player ever had more pressure on a season than this kid does this season?

I get that’s how it works now but damn.

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Had any player ever had more pressure on a season than this kid does this season?

I get that’s how it works now but damn.

He’ll have even more next year. 

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Yeah, but he'll have 1 championship already next year. 

 

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And a Heisman

And a Davey O’Brien

On 6/5/2025 at 12:36 PM, chad.ihrig said:

White chocolate with the PSA
 

Livin on Love is the perfect tempo for CPR, just saying.

8 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Livin on Love is the perfect tempo for CPR, just saying.

Staying Alive as well, at least that's what the instructors told our class

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Staying Alive as well, at least that's what the instructors told our class

I mean yes, but I was going for the Alan Jackson joke...

Also, Another Bites the Dust is also perfect, but I tell my students they probably shouldn't sing that one out loud...

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Blake Munroe

 

As you all know by now, summer workouts started at the beginning of this month. 

I can confirm that everyone has made it to campus. This includes the incoming freshmen that weren’t early enrollees and all portal players.

I’m told that workouts are going very well, but that they are extremely difficult. Some days include both a morning session, followed by a mid to late afternoon session. 

Player accountability amongst the team seems to be a driving point this summer. Older players are taking younger players under their wing at their positions and trying to “show them the ropes” as much as possible. 

As far as the portal players go, one name that was mentioned was TE Jack Endries. The former Cal product was described as being “all business” and has impressed from the get-go. 

“He’s very technical. It’s just getting the terminology down more than anything. He’s going to do great.”

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Team chemistry is always something to worry about when bringing in multiple new faces and, although it’s still early, that doesn’t sound like an issue up to this point. Everyone seems to be fitting in just fine. 

Speaking of new faces, freshman Justus Terry continues to draw rave reviews. 

“He’s just a freak,” a source said. “Inside, outside…. It doesn’t matter. He’s going to be scary good. Where ever they line him up, he’s going to make plays.”

Freshman Nick Townsend is running with the 3s currently. That shouldn’t come as a surprise, since he just stepped onto campus about ten days ago, but I’m told he looks impressive from both a physical and athletic standpoint.

As expected, QB Arch Manning has jumped headfirst into a leadership role both on and off the field. 

“He’s not afraid to speak up and tell you exactly what he expects of you,” a source told OTF. 

Manning is trying to get as much extra work as possible this offseason with his skill players, in hopes of rapidly building chemistry amongst them. This includes throwing sessions, going over the playbook, etc. 

One person to keep an eye on in the passing game is TE Jordan Washington. It sounds like they will use him out wide to make him a threat in the passing game. 

Backup QB KJ Lacey continues to impress. His football IQ appears to be shining through. 

“It’s hard to believe he’s a freshman.”

Safety Michael Taaffe has really stepped up from a leadership standpoint. 

“He’s takes it very seriously and is trying to make the most of his final year. Even the way he takes care of his body is on a whole different level.”

Both Jelani McDonald and Wardell Mack were two names mentioned as someone who will have a big season this year. 

Finally, I’m told that EDGE Colin Simmons confidence level is through the roof after a monster freshman season.

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I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

They're so sunshiney that I pretty much assume exactly what you wrote about anyone not mentioned.

That said, it's the offseason, so straight into my veins it goes.

39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

So you want to roleplay as satya?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

You charging the full $9.95, or do we get the surly tree-fiddy price?

59 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So you want to roleplay as satya?

When I am interested in role playing, I usually just text your wife. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

Throw in some ball gargling while you’re at it.

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

“Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

Shit like that. 

Pretty sneaky of you to put one actual fact in that list but not revealing which one is true.

38 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

Pretty sneaky of you to put one actual fact in that list but not revealing which one is true.

I thought it was interesting that he couldn’t find a single negative thing in Parker Livingstone’s game to be negative about. 

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