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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Give me a roadie to Eugene or Madison and fuck all the rest of them.

I've been to a game in Eugene. I would love to go back and see the Horns. Great road trip.

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Miami and FSU.  

Miami's a fun town, but Hard Rock is one of the least atmospheric venues in cfb. FSU... eh, if you want to make it a beach weekend you're not in Tallahassee and then it's kind of two vacations instead of one. The Florida schools just aren't well placed for cfb weekends.

Eugene, Seattle, Madison, or Minneapolis- fuck the rest of those places…

31 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Eugene, Seattle, Madison, or Minneapolis- fuck the rest of those places…

...Minneapolis? I mean, nice city and all, but really?

Or do you just really like places where ethnically Scandinavian people live with those four picks?

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39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

...Minneapolis? I mean, nice city and all, but really?

Or do you just really like places where ethnically Scandinavian people live with those four picks?

Minnesota's coeds are very, very nice

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

Miami's a fun town, but Hard Rock is one of the least atmospheric venues in cfb. FSU... eh, if you want to make it a beach weekend you're not in Tallahassee and then it's kind of two vacations instead of one. The Florida schools just aren't well placed for cfb weekends.

South beach fucking sucks. The rest of Miami is worse 

Far too lazy to do the research now, but I want opponents in order who we

  • haven't played and are not G5 like FSU
  • haven't played in a long time like Air Force
  • have a losing all-time record against like V Tech
  • have a .500 all-time record against like Miami

Requirement: Must still field a FBS team with the except of Harvard cuz fuck Harvard 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

South beach fucking sucks. The rest of Miami is worse 

If you can't find fun in a city with Miami's arts, culture, food, and nightlife, that's a you problem.

@n64ra It wouldn't be at the tiptop of the list, but VaTech would be a cool. In the mountains, big stadium, intense fanbase.

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If you can't find fun in a city with Miami's arts, culture, food, and nightlife, that's a you problem.

@n64ra It wouldn't be at the tiptop of the list, but VaTech would be a cool. In the mountains, big stadium, intense fanbase.

Miami is just a shitty city in general. Most overrated city in the US. 

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Miami is just a shitty city in general. Most overrated city in the US. 

Miami vs. LA.  Go!

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Believe it or not, the clip of Livingstone at 0:03 is actually full speed

I've been to several games at both Husky and Autzen Stadiums and both are truly great experiences.  Never been to Camp Randall or Madison, would absolutely love to go for a game.  And while this will probably generate some disagreement, Boise is a nice city and I'd like to attend a game on the Smurf Turf.

If they come to Penn State you all can stay in my basement. 
 

My choice would be Boston College. But they’d play in Gillette and blah. 

I dunno. That smurf shit field makes my head hurt trying to watch.

Definitely not the caliber of team for a home/home either. 

Not a fan of Boise (or anywhere in the Snake River Valley).  If I were to watch a game in that region I'd head to Pullman - great college town and The Palouse is awesome.

I imagine a lot of these places are just as fun as a neutral fan, you don't need Texas to play there to go watch a game 

40 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If they come to Penn State you all can stay in my basement. 
 

My choice would be Boston College. But they’d play in Gillette and blah. 

oh great! Jerry Sandusky has joined the chat.

4 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Believe it or not, the clip of Livingstone at 0:03 is actually full speed

Biletnikoff speed 

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If they come to Penn State you all can stay in my basement. 

We have a serial killer on surly.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We have a serial killer on surly.

So we are sending Nicole? 

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

...Minneapolis? I mean, nice city and all, but really?

Or do you just really like places where ethnically Scandinavian people live with those four picks?

You ever spent any time in Minneapolis?

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

You ever spent any time in Minneapolis?

Had an excellent bachelor party there for a Friend, lakes are great, Target Field is maybe my favorite MLB stadium (as a legacy A's fan, hard to say AT&T), but it's not a classic cfb campus or destination in any way. Just a really pleasant big city.

Thinking about going to the Kentucky game this year, is there a separate thread for sharing tips about travel, tailgate, etc?

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I’m in Missoula right now - we should play University of Montana.

 

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3 hours ago, Yesh said:

Thinking about going to the Kentucky game this year, is there a separate thread for sharing tips about travel, tailgate, etc?

I’m pretty sure there’s some of that in the schedule thread. Plenty of surly folks are planning trips. 

I dunno. That smurf shit field makes my head hurt trying to watch.
Definitely not the caliber of team for a home/home either. 

I will not watch a single second of football on the blue turf.
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CJ Vogel

 

Updates from Summer Conditioning

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– The team is working out four days a week with Wednesdays proving to be a lighter day off of the field from the traditional conditioning days. Majority of days are held inside of DKR for the team to work conditioning with Torre Becton and his staff. There remain days over at Denius practice fields for sand work in the sand and some light hill work.

– Leadership remains strong from the Texas quarterback, Arch Manning. You will hear the cliche of Arch adopting the 2025 roster as his team but that is accurate in terms of the leadership approach being taken. 

– Running back CJ Baxter is working out, but remains a little ways away from 100%. For Baxter, it is all about going from step to step in his recovery from a blown out knee. From what I gather, there is still a ways to go for Baxter in terms of returning to full trust with cuts and full start-and-go, as expected, but the steps made to getting on the field have been significant.

James Simon continues to be a name mentioned from the freshman ranks. 

– There is plenty of reason to be optimistic about the tight end room as well. I have heard the addition of Jack Endries has been smooth, plus Jordan Washington remains a guy who has found every opportunity to put in extra work.

– A few guys on the offensive line standing out from a leadership perspective – Trevor Goosby and Cole Hutson.

Another nugget on the offensive line is freshman Nick Brooks has done a fine job of refining his body since arriving in Austin. He is on a similar path physically as Cam Williams when he arrived around 360 pounds. Brooks is in the mid 340s now.

– On the defensive side of the ball, I mentioned Jonah Williams earlier in the week as someone referred to as a "freak" by someone I spoke with. That probably isn't a surprise. For Jonah, the key is to add as much of that armor as you can in the time building up to the kickoff in Columbus. The transition from a baseball body to a football body is the priority.

– I remain bullish on Wardell Mack and his contributions this season.

– The regular voices are heard on the defensive side of the ball – Michael Taaffe, Anthony Hill Jr, and Colin Simmons. I can also add Trey Moore is move vocal in year two as a Longhorn as well.

– Safety Derek Williams Jr. is back working fully with the team in offseason workouts. This is just seven months following his torn ACL that occurred against Oklahoma.

55 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CJ Vogel

 

Updates from Summer Conditioning

***

– The team is working out four days a week with Wednesdays proving to be a lighter day off of the field from the traditional conditioning days. Majority of days are held inside of DKR for the team to work conditioning with Torre Becton and his staff. There remain days over at Denius practice fields for sand work in the sand and some light hill work.

– Leadership remains strong from the Texas quarterback, Arch Manning. You will hear the cliche of Arch adopting the 2025 roster as his team but that is accurate in terms of the leadership approach being taken. 

– Running back CJ Baxter is working out, but remains a little ways away from 100%. For Baxter, it is all about going from step to step in his recovery from a blown out knee. From what I gather, there is still a ways to go for Baxter in terms of returning to full trust with cuts and full start-and-go, as expected, but the steps made to getting on the field have been significant.

James Simon continues to be a name mentioned from the freshman ranks. 

– There is plenty of reason to be optimistic about the tight end room as well. I have heard the addition of Jack Endries has been smooth, plus Jordan Washington remains a guy who has found every opportunity to put in extra work.

– A few guys on the offensive line standing out from a leadership perspective – Trevor Goosby and Cole Hutson.

Another nugget on the offensive line is freshman Nick Brooks has done a fine job of refining his body since arriving in Austin. He is on a similar path physically as Cam Williams when he arrived around 360 pounds. Brooks is in the mid 340s now.

– On the defensive side of the ball, I mentioned Jonah Williams earlier in the week as someone referred to as a "freak" by someone I spoke with. That probably isn't a surprise. For Jonah, the key is to add as much of that armor as you can in the time building up to the kickoff in Columbus. The transition from a baseball body to a football body is the priority.

– I remain bullish on Wardell Mack and his contributions this season.

– The regular voices are heard on the defensive side of the ball – Michael Taaffe, Anthony Hill Jr, and Colin Simmons. I can also add Trey Moore is move vocal in year two as a Longhorn as well.

– Safety Derek Williams Jr. is back working fully with the team in offseason workouts. This is just seven months following his torn ACL that occurred against Oklahoma.

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56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

– A few guys on the offensive line standing out from a leadership perspective – Trevor Goosby and Cole Hutson.

*couple

These optimistic offseason reports feel a little less like fool's gold with the current staff's track record of player development.

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