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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What are you even on about? In the off-season a former coach spoke about the situation regarding our upcoming starting QB. It's acceptable in this thread 

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8 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I get it but what's the answer to his question? Why did Sark start Quinn over Arch, who immediately became a Heisman frontrunner after being named the starter?

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What are you even on about? In the off-season a former coach spoke about the situation regarding our upcoming starting QB. It's acceptable in this thread 

Oh good, advice on how to run a message board from possibly the worst poster on the board.

Ewers is no longer on the team. I know you're dying to shit on him but you'll need to do it on another thread.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Steve Spurrier is still alive?

Barely, from what I see. The body, anyway. His mind clearly has one foot in the grave.

13 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Oh good, advice on how to run a message board from possibly the worst poster on the board.

Ewers is no longer on the team. I know you're dying to shit on him but you'll need to do it on another thread.

Fuck that guy.

I hate people that dog players that gave maximum effort every game.

Go be maroon and white asshole.

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I remember seeing Ricky Williams for the first over by the old social work building one day, just in passing. I remember thinking that I’d never seen anyone that looked anything like this guy ever in terms of his body proportions. Like, to the point where the pattern-recognition conventions my brain had invented to identify humans as human weren’t really working. I hadn’t felt so physically inadequate since the day I tried to pick up a teenaged lifeguard at Splashtown when I was 11. 

Fucking same; during my freshman year, my schedule overlapped with Ricky's in a way that I'd pass him walking to class at least twice a week. His thighs were as big around as my waist, and his neck was close. He wasn't ALL that much taller than I was, but I swear he looked like the players we'd design in those early versions of Madden, with 99 speed and 99 BRK or whatever it was. 

45 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Oh good, advice on how to run a message board from possibly the worst poster on the board.

Ewers is no longer on the team. I know you're dying to shit on him but you'll need to do it on another thread.

Or advice from someone who lost a board?

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Or advice from someone who lost a board?

Really……?
You are a fucking dumbass who I hope receives Maxwell’s Silver Hammer ban.

46 minutes ago, blacklab said:

the worst poster on the board

There's some fierce competition for that title.

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Or advice from someone who lost a board?

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck that guy.

I hate people that dog players that gave maximum effort every game.

Go be maroon and white asshole.

Dibs for my band name

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Welp, I guess BO&W woke up and chose Surly assisted suicide today.

4 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

There's some fierce competition for that title.

no joke on that.  believe me, I’ve got a list. 

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Welp, I guess BO&W woke up and chose Surly assisted suicide today.

Is someone selling raffle tix to see who gets to pull the plug?

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38 minutes ago, futureman said:

no joke on that.  believe me, I’ve got a list. 

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

He's bored and trolling.  Unless you're gonna IP ban him it won't matter.

I mean, I think you've already solved the problem. Can't say I'll miss his particular brand of dumbassery. 

 

That being said, he does post a lot of recruiting updates. 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Steve Spurrier is still alive?

He’s doing what he can. Poor guy hobbles around like he can’t afford knee surgery but maybe there’s not much else they can do. 

5 hours ago, capnamerca said:

Fucking same; during my freshman year, my schedule overlapped with Ricky's in a way that I'd pass him walking to class at least twice a week. His thighs were as big around as my waist, and his neck was close. He wasn't ALL that much taller than I was, but I swear he looked like the players we'd design in those early versions of Madden, with 99 speed and 99 BRK or whatever it was. 

3x same. Saw him at a breakfast joint and I couldn't understand, applying basic physics, how he could run so fast and be so quick, shaped like a whiskey barrel.

23 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

This would do numbers in the Ewers thread

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I mean, I think you've already solved the problem. Can't say I'll miss his particular brand of dumbassery. 

 

That being said, he does post a lot of recruiting updates. 

We’ve got  @texifornia for that.

28 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

We’ve got  @texifornia for that.

Nah, Tex likes to fake us out by posting updates about committed recruits in their personal threads so it looks like they’ve decommitted. 

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Or advice from someone who lost a board?

Pretty sure if you’re going to go there you need an “all due respect”

May I kindly ask that y'all not keep quoting and responding to the dumbfuck that us sensible folk have on ignore? My life is better without seeing his dumbassery. THANKS

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41 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

May I kindly ask that y'all not keep quoting and responding to the dumbfuck that us sensible folk have on ignore? My life is better without seeing his dumbassery. THANKS

 

C’mon man, read the room, and then be more specific. 

10 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

C’mon man, read the room, and then be more specific. 

There's more than one that I have on ignore, but only one that everyone keeps quoting.

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Or advice from someone who lost a board?

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6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

talks shit but can't take it, got it!

With a fucking bow!

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6 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

He's bored and trolling.  Unless you're gonna IP ban him it won't matter.

Blocking the state hospital’s IP address would cut this whole website’s traffic in half. Not gonna happen.

Y’all MFers need an MLB team to tide you over

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Y’all MFers need an MLB team to tide you over

We’ve got plenty of room on the Astros spaceship!  All are welcome!

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Y’all MFers need an MLB team to tide you over

If I could get the fucking Rangers on my tv...

13 hours ago, immamac said:

good way to get banned. 

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

Go on. 

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4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

That poor valet just dropped a ticket. Now he needs theraapy.

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