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Texas sets NFL record by having 14 players invited to the combine. That is both awesome and frustrating at the same time. How the heck did this team not win it all. 

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55 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas sets NFL record by having 14 players invited to the combine. That is both awesome and frustrating at the same time. How the heck did this team not win it all. 

Ohio State had more. We set a program record and tied with UGA for 14.

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas sets NFL record by having 14 players invited to the combine. That is both awesome and frustrating at the same time. How the heck did this team not win it all. 

Texas set their own record of having 14 which beat the previous record set last year(11).

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ohio State had more. We set a program record and tied with UGA for 14.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Texas set their own record of having 14 which beat the previous record set last year(11).

Ah got it. Lazy Austin reporting. 

Shit. Fuck. Did anyone else get this Zoom invite? @South Austin, does this have to do with our argument in the Accounts Payable call? 

 

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35 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Shit. Fuck. Did anyone else get this Zoom invite? @South Austin, does this have to do with our argument in the Accounts Payable call? 

 

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Don’t blame me. I told you repeatedly to stop falsifying invoices. 

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Don’t blame me. I told you repeatedly to stop falsifying invoices. 

Haha. He's only joking, everyone. We often make that joke to each other about falsifying invoices. But it's only a joke, because I would never knowingly falsify invoices, but sometimes mistakes could possibly have been made.

Hey, South Austin, maybe let's discuss this offline. By phone. 

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Don’t blame me. I told you repeatedly to stop falsifying invoices. 

The Superintendent of the Lake Travis Independent School District allegedly might possibly have had that little problem. He just resigned by mutual agreement with the school district, which usually means, 'resign now and we won't have you arrested, cause we have all the invoices, you dumbass.' Also, the head of their school district police department also decided he needed to resign, cause, well, he needed to spend more time with the family.  

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6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Hey, South Austin, maybe let's discuss this offline. By phone. 

Not sure I have time. I’m incredibly busy in my new position as Head of DOSE (Department of Surly Efficiency). I’m uncovering massive amounts of fraud, shitposting, and unfunny memes. Not enough hours in the day.

37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not sure I have time. I’m incredibly busy in my new position as Head of DOSE (Department of Surly Efficiency). I’m uncovering massive amounts of fraud, shitposting, and unfunny memes. Not enough hours in the day.

But what does your Mom have to say about it?

56 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

But what does your Mom have to say about it?

How many versions of this post did you draft before hitting “submit reply”?

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How many versions of this post did you draft before hitting “submit reply”?

Sorry for the old joke, but it rolled out and I apologize.

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DOSE has just placed Domedriver on administrative leave. 

2 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Sorry for the old joke, but it rolled out and I apologize.

he's pretty sensitive about it. 

What’s the word on kicker?  Are we seriously bringing back a kicker that was 64% on FG’s last year?

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

What’s the word on kicker?  Are we seriously bringing back a kicker that was 64% on FG’s last year?

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Beginning of video they discuss 9 conference games for SEC starting 2026. 

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22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Beginning of video they discuss 9 conference games for SEC starting 2026. 

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Jerry is wrong (shocker) about 2026 non-conf schedule being affected. We don't have a 4th OOC opponent for '26. If the SEC doesn't approve a 9-game conf schedule for next year, we will end up scheduling some scrub opponent on short notice.

15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jerry is wrong (shocker) about 2026 non-conf schedule being affected. We don't have a 4th OOC opponent for '26. If the SEC doesn't approve a 9-game conf schedule for next year, we will end up scheduling some scrub opponent on short notice.

Who gives a shit if we play a scrub opponent on short notice OOC?

 Our conference schedule is going to be loaded in 2026, we already have Ohio St schedule to come to Austin, and we have a potential SECCG, and however many rounds of playoffs. 

 

Bitching about non con cream puffs in the current playoff format is fucking stupid. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who gives a shit if we play a scrub opponent on short notice OOC?

 Our conference schedule is going to be loaded in 2026, we already have Ohio St schedule to come to Austin, and we have a potential SECCG, and however many rounds of playoffs. 

 

Bitching about non con cream puffs in the current playoff format is fucking stupid. 

I give a shit. As do many other Longhorn fans who don't want to see us play a FCS team. 

I'd much rather have a 9th SEC game on the schedule.

Plus, for Texas specifically the 9-game conf schedule brings good balance: 4 home, 4 road, OU.

30 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jerry is wrong (shocker) about 2026 non-conf schedule being affected. We don't have a 4th OOC opponent for '26. If the SEC doesn't approve a 9-game conf schedule for next year, we will end up scheduling some scrub opponent on short notice.

Oregon State appears to have an opening, based on their future schedules

 @ UH, Tech, @ SDSU - SDSU is joining the new Pac-12 effective July 1, 2026, so that may revert to a conference game and they could come to Austin.  They likely need to backfill that spot + grab another OOC game. 

 

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13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I give a shit. As do many other Longhorn fans who don't want to see us play a FCS team. 

I'd much rather have a 9th SEC game on the schedule.

Plus, for Texas specifically the 9-game conf schedule brings good balance: 4 home, 4 road, OU.

Our AD said we aren’t going to play FCS. We will play a Sam, UTEP, Rice type. Whatever game it is it should ALWAYS be a home game. No home and homes. 
 

The only time we’ve played an FCS team was Sam the year NCAA went from 11 to 12 regular season games and that was schedule late spring of that year and everyone struggled to find. Other than that we haven’t played an FCS team in 30+ years, probably more. 

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Our AD said we aren’t going to play FCS. We will play a Sam, UTEP, Rice type. Whatever game it is it should ALWAYS be a home game. No home and homes. 
 

The only time we’ve played an FCS team was Sam the year NCAA went from 11 to 12 regular season games and that was schedule late spring of that year and everyone struggled to find. Other than that we haven’t played an FCS team in 30+ years, probably more. 

Duh.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So you’re freaking out for nothing, got it. 

No. I'm not freaking out. My original point was merely that Jerry was wrong in assuming we had a 4th non-con game lined up for '26.

Also, scheduling one year in advance, your options may be limited.

 

I seriously hope they don't have pinhead Bert as the kicker. Give the job to Will Stone like in the Cotton Bowl.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I seriously hope they don't have pinhead Bert as the kicker. Give the job to Will Stone like in the Cotton Bowl.

There's another transfer window. There's where our kicker is likely coming from.

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Won’t this put us one win behind a&m? 

19 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jerry is wrong (shocker) about 2026 non-conf schedule being affected. We don't have a 4th OOC opponent for '26. If the SEC doesn't approve a 9-game conf schedule for next year, we will end up scheduling some scrub opponent on short notice.

aggy is already scheduled.

26 minutes ago, satyanash said:

No spring game 😢

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If they replace it with some kind of skills comp / fanfest thing, it might be more fun for fans than second and third stringers playing pattycake with a one page playsheet for two hours.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If they replace it with some kind of skills comp / fanfest thing, it might be more fun for fans than second and third stringers playing pattycake with a one page playsheet for two hours.

I think it would be cool to open up the facilities to let fans tour the different areas like being on field, SEZ, locker rooms, etc.

Fuck there was Bevo Blvd and everything for the kiddos for the spring game. 

Can't they just have an open workout and non-contact shindig? 

I'd pay money just to have an excuse to go to Austin with the fam in the Spring. Sheeit. 

I understand limiting hits on the guys but kinda lame to cancel it imo. Sports exist for entertainment and the spring game is part of that here. 

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I understand limiting hits on the guys but kinda lame to cancel it imo. Sports exist for entertainment and the spring game is part of that here. 

Sports are a big business industry, entertainment is just a biproduct of that.

It's going to be hard for me to justify my Trey Owens for Heisman campaign without more spring game footage.

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Fuck there was Bevo Blvd and everything for the kiddos for the spring game. 

Can't they just have an open workout and non-contact shindig? 

I'd pay money just to have an excuse to go to Austin with the fam in the Spring. Sheeit. 

I think that is what they'll do. Still have a big day in the spring but more an open practice than a game.

57 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'd pay money just to have an excuse to go to Austin with the fam in the Spring. Sheeit. 

Not football, but this is a good way to spend a Spring day or weekend in ATX.

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Don't forget the #1 ranked softball team.  They put on a show 

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