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21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


lol agree, but they are evenly matched. Even Vegas says so.

I remember when Vegas said Nebraska would beat us by three TDs

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I remember when Vegas said Nebraska would beat us by three TDs

Me too! USC agrees. 

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:

I think Texas and Ohio state split wins this season, honestly.

And I’m fine with starting out 0-1. No, that’s not an aggy bitchout response to a loss. I just think it will happen with these teams and both will go 1-1.

Ohio State returns two star players, one on each side of the ball. They lost like 25 starters and regular contributors, their DC, OC and other assistants. If they finish in the top 10 next season, Day deserves an award. 

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ohio State returns two star players, one on each side of the ball. They lost like 25 starters and regular contributors, their DC, OC and other assistants. If they finish in the top 10 next season, Day deserves an award. 

They are +450 in Vegas and picked to win it all again.  They will be fine. 

They'll reload as many top teams do - it's their QB play that I want to see

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just like Michigan after they lost everyone?

Not saying they're going to repeat, just that they are not going to just fade into Bolivian

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

They are +450 in Vegas and picked to win it all again.  They will be fine. 

What does "fine" mean? I didn't say they'd have a losing record, just that they lost a shit ton of talent on the roster and with the staff. No one gives a fuck what Vegas has posted. They post numbers to attract bets not to predict outcomes. 

 

41 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Not saying they're going to repeat, just that they are not going to just fade into Bolivian

Why do you feel the need to let us all know that they're not going to fade into irrelevance? Has anyone, ever on this board, intimated as much about Ohio State football? I damned sure haven't, and I haven't read anyone else claiming as much. Saying they'll struggle to finish in the top 10 isn't calling for their downfall. 

I think Texas and Ohio state split wins this season, honestly.

And I’m fine with starting out 0-1. No, that’s not an aggy bitchout response to a loss. I just think it will happen with these teams and both will go 1-1.

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I think Texas and Ohio state split wins this season, honestly.

And I’m fine with starting out 0-1. No, that’s not an aggy bitchout response to a loss. I just think it will happen with these teams and both will go 1-1.

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How much did OSU lose off their roster compared to what Michigan lost after their title?

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You know what, I'm completely fine with a double dose of Jenna Ortega.

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Hah, hadn't thought about Chris Warren in a long while

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Cam is a clown 

10 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

The fuck does Cam Newton know about Sark or NIL, much less Texas' culture. 

It's a dumb take. Sark has never said that the culture is the only reason for success. Cam is arguing with a strawman.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Cam is a clown 

he is not.

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16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Cam is a clown 

Literally, and not unintentional.

OTF said that Nick Brooks is working with the 2s at LT and Chatman (I think) is the 2nd LG behind Neto.

Kibble is working with the 2s at RG behind DJ.

Might be something. Might be nothing since it's so early but it was interesting .  

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

OTF said that Nick Brooks is working with the 2s at LT and Chatman (I think) is the 2nd LG behind Neto.

Kibble is working with the 2s at RG behind DJ.

Might be something. Might be nothing since it's so early but it was interesting .  

Have practices started?

47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Our DL room contains some large humans.

 

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who is the short one

1 hour ago, futureman said:

who is the short one

Short? The guy resembling Jordan Whittington is 6’8” and weighs 355 lbs.

If you’re talking about the guy in the white sweatshirt, it looks like he’s 5’8”. Some of the guys behind him are a head taller.

so the bookends and the midget are coaches?

baker on the left... is that the new edge guy on the right?

On 3/5/2025 at 12:19 PM, Mittens said:

 

I'm taking the over on 9.1 wins. 

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm taking the over on 9.1 wins. 

Easy money, clearly we will have 9.6 wins.

Just now, Vertigo said:

Easy money, clearly we will have 9.6 wins.

Your model is all fucked up. We're going 9.4 plus or minus 3/8ths.

Two biggest obstacles will be faced in the regular season(on the road), so we’ll be ready for the playoffs.

Hook’em!!!

16 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Might be the angle but Kanu looks tiny compared to these other mountain looking monsters

Yeah if Kanu is 305, Terry isn’t far behind him.

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