January 24Jan 24 It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
January 24Jan 24 Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!
June 21Jun 21 “Four fried chickens and a Coke. And dry white toast.” Edited June 21Jun 21 by billfromlaketravis
June 25Jun 25 How was Joliet? Oh, it was bad. On Thursday night they served a wicked pepper steak. It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal pen. Or that oatmeal in the Cook County slammer.
June 25Jun 25 Author It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter.
June 29Jun 29 What kind of music do you usually have here ? Oh we have both kinds….country and western.
June 29Jun 29 On 6/25/2025 at 9:33 AM, Carl Spackler said: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. Ya left out the reference to “kep tyres,” delivered in Dan’s copyrighted Fred Garvin, bass-o-matic huckster, pimp of Christy Christina, rapid fire Bears fan on speed accent. Good old Dan, one of the True Blue Modern Vaudevillians.
June 29Jun 29 Author On 6/25/2025 at 7:33 AM, Carl Spackler said: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. 1 hour ago, Bama Llama said: Ya left out the reference to “kep tyres,” delivered in Dan’s copyrighted Fred Garvin, bass-o-matic huckster, pimp of Christy Christina, rapid fire Bears fan on speed accent. Good old Dan, one of the True Blue Modern Vaudevillians.
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