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you're gonna look funny eatin' corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN TEETH

Don't you go blaspheme in here!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it

Now go on! Git! It breaks my heart, a boy that young goin' bad.

You! You on the motorcycle! You two girls! Tell your friends! 

Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

  • 4 months later...

How was Joliet?

Oh, it was bad. On Thursday night they served a wicked pepper steak.

It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal pen.

Or that oatmeal in the Cook County slammer.
 

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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say?  Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

On 6/25/2025 at 9:33 AM, Carl Spackler said:

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say?  Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

Ya left out the reference to “kep tyres,” delivered in Dan’s copyrighted Fred Garvin, bass-o-matic huckster, pimp of Christy Christina, rapid fire Bears fan on speed accent. Good old Dan, one of the True Blue Modern Vaudevillians.

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On 6/25/2025 at 7:33 AM, Carl Spackler said:

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddaya say?  Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Ya left out the reference to “kep tyres,” delivered in Dan’s copyrighted Fred Garvin, bass-o-matic huckster, pimp of Christy Christina, rapid fire Bears fan on speed accent. Good old Dan, one of the True Blue Modern Vaudevillians.

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