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#6
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If it comes down to him and Trump, I'm voting for Avenatti.

If it comes down to those two, I am tapping out.

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#7
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If it comes down to him and Trump, I'm voting for Avenatti.

I would vote for Darth Vader over Trump.

#8

Is he trying to get a Mulligan on his 15 minutes of Fame?

#9

Ugh! Avenatti--why put yourself under that kind of scrutiny? When representing the under belly of society, you may want to rethink putting a giant microscope anywhere near your business dealings.  

#12

Hrs a blowhard idiot. Much better to be on sidelines sniping at Trump vs in fray directly. 

Could be D long game to have him in there and play bad cop allowing real candidate to stay out of mud. 

#13

Y'all realize we're going to get a whole lot more of idiocy like this, right?  And these idiots will win elections.  

Trump set the standard now.  And the standard is "there are no standards, just publicity."

Shia Labeouf, 2028.  Unless president Kanye wins a second term.

#14

I thought it was crazy when Gopher from the Love Boat was elected to Congress.  That ain't shit for what's coming next.

#15
24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I thought it was crazy when Gopher from the Love Boat was elected to Congress.  That ain't shit for what's coming next.

BACK THE FUCK OFF OF ISAAC, MAN.  That dude is QUALIFIED.

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#16
25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I thought it was crazy when Gopher from the Love Boat was elected to Congress.  That ain't shit for what's coming next.

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#19
No thanks.  I'll never vote for a bigmouth with no political experience.

I thought we liked outsiders? Drain the swamp!
#22
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

I thought it was crazy when Gopher from the Love Boat was elected to Congress.  That ain't shit for what's coming next.

Friend of mine was a congressional page around the time Gopher made it to Washington.  One day my friend had elevator duty and Gopher gets in.  When the elevator went up and the doors opened, my friend let out an enthusiastic “Promenade deck!”

Friend was summarily run off, fired and shit canned within the hour.

#23
34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Friend of mine was a congressional page around the time Gopher made it to Washington.  One day my friend had elevator duty and Gopher gets in.  When the elevator went up and the doors opened, my friend let out an enthusiastic “Promenade deck!”

Friend was summarily run off, fired and shit canned within the hour.

That fucking sucks he got shitcanned.

 

But it was worth it for the story.

#24
38 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That fucking sucks he got shitcanned.

 

But it was worth it for the story.

Yes.

And yes.

That's utterly dickish.  And utterly awesome.

#27
If it comes down to those two, I am tapping out.
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Agreed except I’ll be on the beach in Costa Rica the second my son graduates high school.
#29

Would he be worse for you guys?  He's a bulldog attorney he seems to be pretty good at getting media coverage and he now has name recognition.  Trump winning should let you all know that this guys chances are greater than 0.

#30
On 8/20/2018 at 11:39 AM, Brisketexan said:

Y'all realize we're going to get a whole lot more of idiocy like this, right?  And these idiots will win elections.  

Trump set the standard now.  And the standard is "there are no standards, just publicity."

Shia Labeouf, 2028.  Unless president Kanye wins a second term.

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Very prescient.

#31
On 8/20/2018 at 12:42 PM, Nivek said:


I thought we liked outsiders? Drain the swamp!

I confess a past certain intrigue by outsider candidates.  No mas por favor.

Edited by TwiceHorn

#32

If the investigations into the Dotard crime family are still ongoing when Beto wins the Presidency, I hope he appoints Avenatti as Attorney General.

#33
On 8/20/2018 at 11:53 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Friend of mine was a congressional page around the time Gopher made it to Washington.  One day my friend had elevator duty and Gopher gets in.  When the elevator went up and the doors opened, my friend let out an enthusiastic “Promenade deck!”

Friend was summarily run off, fired and shit canned within the hour.

Fuck that, he should have been promoted.  Take a joke, pussy.

#34
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck that, he should have been promoted.  Take a joke, pussy.

That was pretty much the reaction among our friend group.  If I had been "Gopher" in that situation I would have worn that shit like a badge of honor.

"Yeah mother fuckers... been here one week and fuckers know who the fuck I am.  Gonna be all up on your committees.  Can I get a hell yeah?"

But that's just me and I've never been elected to shit.

#35
8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

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Very prescient.

Some body forgot President Oprah

#37
9 hours ago, Crusher said:

Some body forgot President Oprah

Shit, props to the poster above, I blew right past it in my haste to post that.

#40
On 8/20/2018 at 11:47 AM, Brisketexan said:

BACK THE FUCK OFF OF ISAAC, MAN.  That dude is QUALIFIED.

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😍

#41

Avenatti is serving his highest and best use right now.  He needs to stay in that lane.

#42

Actually, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he brought this up is that he found his timer was at 15:01 and counting.

Edited by TwiceHorn

  • 5 weeks later...
#43
On 8/25/2018 at 1:29 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Actually, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he brought this up is that he found his timer was at 15:01 and counting.

Hmmm..... seems the timer has found it's reset button.

Whoops.... Kids, the internet is written in ink.

 

#44
On 8/20/2018 at 11:41 AM, Jive Turkey said:

I thought it was crazy when Gopher from the Love Boat was elected to Congress.  That ain't shit for what's coming next.

Sonny Bono says "I got you babe." (Rip)

#45
11 hours ago, bernorange said:

Sonny Bono says "I got you babe." (Rip)

Cooter says "Hold my beer".  GA -4th

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#47

700 years ago, in March, Avenatti started his journey and looking back on it is fucking hilarious (start at about 18:30...)

#49

I was initially dismissive of Avenatti as a candidate, but the reality is that the Democrats are going to be unable to get an establishment candidate out who will appeal to a very angry Dem base. Avenatti will come out swinging against racist cops and the border patrol. He has no ties to long-standing monied interests and lobbyists.

Pelosi and the establishment are out there saying that OF COURSE they love the Dems who support Kavanaugh and OF COURSE they love ICE and OF COURSE they love the excesses of abusive capitalism and blah blah blah... 

If Avenatti comes out with his stellar Twitter game and a Bernie-ish policy platform, he could steamroll any establishment Dem put in front of him.

 

#50

He's a sleazy opportunist who has no business chairing a city council, much less the presidency. If that's the best the dems can do, we're fucked either way. 

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