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#1651
On 4/2/2025 at 8:24 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Serious post- a lot of funds will penalize you if you sell and then buy back within 30 days in a similar fund. You’ll most likely miss a huge portion of the gains that come back after the sell off. COVID and 08 crisis have more than a quarter of the best and worst days in market history within days and weeks of each other.

*Im not a financial adviser but I am smarter than everyone here.*

I came reading this

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#1653
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it?

#1654
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Pee Wee German said last night the global tariffs were the greatest economic strategy ever. Now reversing them is.

 

 

This is equivalent to riding in a car with someone who is driving head on to a tree, slamming on the brakes just before impact, and claiming to be the greatest driver in the world because they saved our lives. Fucking idiots. 

#1655
14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I came reading this

did you forget to log out of your sock or are you fellating yourself?

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#1656
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
That’s because there weren’t any.

 

 

Otisburg? 

#1658
19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did you forget to log out of your sock or are you fellating yourself?

If I had a sock, and I forgot to log out of my sock, there’d be a different username there. I’m auto fellating and I’m impressed by the girth

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#1659
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
That’s because there weren’t any.

 

 

Then every news story should say “Despite the White House’s claim, no countries have reached out to Trump to reach a deal. The White House was asked to provide evidence in support but refused to do so. Thus, there is no reason to believe that the White House’s claim is true.”

Just call them out.  Let Trump and Leavitt rant and rave. But make the story about how they are lying, and put them on their heels.

Fucking MSM is so pathetic.

#1660
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
That’s because there weren’t any.

 

 

I'm hoping the major news agencies still have enough resources to poll the world's major economies to verify this.

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sorry, pot kicked in for a sec

#1661
54 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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52 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it?


The beatings will continue until the morale improves.

 

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#1662
“For now, it seems as if the president’s economy-nuking bad math was somehow too stupid to implement, even for this uniquely depraved administration.” Heavy emphasis on “[at least] for now” [contains quote post or other embedded content]


 

#1663
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:
“For now, it seems as if the president’s economy-nuking bad math was somehow too stupid to implement, even for this uniquely depraved administration.” Heavy emphasis on “[at least] for now” [contains quote post or other embedded content]


 


Too stupid to implement is quite the low (high?) bar for this administration.
 

Bravo.

#1664
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
“For now, it seems as if the president’s economy-nuking bad math was somehow too stupid to implement, even for this uniquely depraved administration.” Heavy emphasis on “[at least] for now” [contains quote post or other embedded content]


 

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#1665
The "Boar on the Floor" scene from "Succession" dramatically underplayed the degree to which powerful people will debase themselves in order to curry favor with more powerful people.

 

#1666
6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

See, that's what I really want to believe, too, but then I know TexArcher is right. A lot of very rich people just made a whole lot of money on that dip.

It pisses me off to no end.

You could skip too.

#1668

So Elon's brother said that the tariffs were stupid and asked "Who would have guessed that Donald Trump was the most high-tax President in generations?"

Uhh ... Anybody who read his platform or listened to him talking on the campaign trail? He referred to tariffs as his "favorite word" and said it's the "most beautiful word in the dictionary."

It's also explicitly spelled out in his 2020 platform. 

Maybe this goes in the Leopards eating people's faces thread. 

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#1671

The griftiest mother fucker that ever lived. We’re living in an era where the Hamburgler, My Pillow Guy, and an off Broadway version of Vito Corleone were genetically merged and made emperor of the US for 2-4 years. 
 

And just like that. Leverage. @wsj.com https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-trump-tariffs-trade-war-04-09-25/card/trump-says-he-will-consider-exempting-some-u-s-companies-from-tariffs-BXfdUETG5o197ZivMbn0


 

#1673

my gf lives in canada .....

New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.

#1674
8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean a lot of GenX in particular shudder at the prospect of having to cohabitate with boomer parents bc a lot of them are maga assholes.

 

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Well Gen x is trump's highest voting demographic, so maybe it's the boomers who don't want to move in with their asshole maga kids? 

#1675
6 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:

This is equivalent to riding in a car with someone who is driving head on to a tree, slamming on the brakes just before impact, and claiming to be the greatest driver in the world because they saved our lives. Fucking idiots. 

They didn’t avoid the fucking tree! They still are declaring 10% tariffs on everyone, 124% or something stupid on all imports from China and all tariffs on materials like lumber, steel and aluminum. The way the markets and people are talking about this minor pause like it’s a total reversal is driving me fucking nuts. We. Aren’t. Out. Of. The. Woods. I don’t care what the Dow did. Businesses are still fucked. 
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#1676
50 minutes ago, seven said:

Well Gen x is trump's highest voting demographic, so maybe it's the boomers who don't want to move in with their asshole maga kids? 

Hate to break it to you Tom but Gen X are grandparents. We are the Boomers now.

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#1677
3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Hate to break it to you Tom but Gen X are grandparents. We are the Boomers now.

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.

#1678
6 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They didn’t avoid the fucking tree! They still are declaring 10% tariffs on everyone, 124% or something stupid on all imports from China and all tariffs on materials like lumber, steel and aluminum. The way the markets and people are talking about this minor pause like it’s a total reversal is driving me fucking nuts. We. Aren’t. Out. Of. The. Woods. I don’t care what the Dow did. Businesses are still fucked. 
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I guess people figured out that Trump only got rid of SOME tariffs? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

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#1679
Media says tariffs are paused, even though many are not and the US has much higher tariffs now than a few months ago. A lot of media calls the tariffs “reciprocal,” even though that is a combo of a lie and nonsensical. More of the long-running media failure with Trump, treating truth as secondary. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

 

#1680

We could sure use a Democrat making the point this well:

Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit…

 

#1681
4 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

We could sure use a Democrat making the point this well:

Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit…

 

Some of us do not wish to patronize Leon’s businesses. Can you screenshot any X posts?

#1682

🤡 

 

Check out this video of trump introducing Charles Schwab. If you listen carefully, trump says that he made $2.5B while the guy next to him made $900M. This was posted by Margot Martin, special assistant to trump. The tariff stunt was, at least partially, market manipulation.

 

#1684
10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The griftiest mother fucker that ever lived. We’re living in an era where the Hamburgler, My Pillow Guy, and an off Broadway version of Vito Corleone were genetically merged and made emperor of the US for 2-4 years. 
 

And just like that. Leverage. @wsj.com https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-trump-tariffs-trade-war-04-09-25/card/trump-says-he-will-consider-exempting-some-u-s-companies-from-tariffs-BXfdUETG5o197ZivMbn0


 

And this is going to motivate those companies to onshore manufacturing somehow?

Ah well. The policy is whatever the Comrade Stalin just said I guess.

#1685
33 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

🤡

 

Check out this video of trump introducing Charles Schwab. If you listen carefully, trump says that he made $2.5B while the guy next to him made $900M. This was posted by Margot Martin, special assistant to trump. The tariff stunt was, at least partially, market manipulation.

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Keep laughing, motherfuckers.

#1686
1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Some of us do not wish to patronize Leon’s businesses. Can you screenshot any X posts?

It is a video that is worth your time to watch. 

#1687
1 minute ago, Josef Pwag said:

It is a video that is worth your time to watch. 

Rupar posts on bluesky. Just post it from there. 

#1688
8 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They didn’t avoid the fucking tree! They still are declaring 10% tariffs on everyone, 124% or something stupid on all imports from China and all tariffs on materials like lumber, steel and aluminum. The way the markets and people are talking about this minor pause like it’s a total reversal is driving me fucking nuts. We. Aren’t. Out. Of. The. Woods. I don’t care what the Dow did. Businesses are still fucked. 
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yep. Here are the current tariff rates

 

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#1689
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I guess people figured out that Trump only got rid of SOME tariffs? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

That’s just all the oligarchs collecting their profits. Give it a day or so before everyone else realizes nothing really changed

#1690

I realize some of y'all don't want to go to X, but this takedown of Trump's top trade rep. by Rep. Stephen Horsford of New York is the most savage beatdown of any official I've ever seen on Capitol Hill. "Which billionaire just got richer?"  is a bumper-sticker slogan if I've ever heard one.  And the trade representative's mewling, pathetic comments are epic, too. PLEASE watch this and share it. Horsford needs to be President.


Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... this is…

 

Rupar is doing the Lord's work, too. 

 

#1691
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

realize some of y'all don't want to go to X, but this takedown of Trump's top trade rep. by Rep. Stephen Horsford of New York is the most savage beatdown of any official I've ever seen on Capitol Hill. "Which billionaire just got richer?"  is a bumper-sticker slogan if I've ever heard one

 

This is what we need more of.

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#1692
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I realize some of y'all don't want to go to X, but this takedown of Trump's top trade rep. by Rep. Stephen Horsford of New York is the most savage beatdown of any official I've ever seen on Capitol Hill. "Which billionaire just got richer?"  is a bumper-sticker slogan if I've ever heard one.  And the trade representative's mewling, pathetic comments are epic, too. PLEASE watch this and share it. Horsford needs to be President.


Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... this is…

 

Rupar is doing the Lord's work, too. 

 

he's on bluesky too

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

 

#1693
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

🤡

 

Check out this video of trump introducing Charles Schwab. If you listen carefully, trump says that he made $2.5B while the guy next to him made $900M. This was posted by Margot Martin, special assistant to trump. The tariff stunt was, at least partially, market manipulation.

 

And everyone is just laughing and laughing.  So fucking pathetic.

#1694
13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I realize some of y'all don't want to go to X, but this takedown of Trump's top trade rep. by Rep. Stephen Horsford of New York is the most savage beatdown of any official I've ever seen on Capitol Hill. "Which billionaire just got richer?"  is a bumper-sticker slogan if I've ever heard one.  And the trade representative's mewling, pathetic comments are epic, too. PLEASE watch this and share it. Horsford needs to be President.


Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... this is…

 

Rupar is doing the Lord's work, too. 

 

That's nice and all, but the percentage of Trump supporters who see that will be miniscule. The ones who do will just think "that angry black man is trying to stop our President from Making America Great Again!"

#1695
14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I realize some of y'all don't want to go to X, but this takedown of Trump's top trade rep. by Rep. Stephen Horsford of New York is the most savage beatdown of any official I've ever seen on Capitol Hill. "Which billionaire just got richer?"  is a bumper-sticker slogan if I've ever heard one.  And the trade representative's mewling, pathetic comments are epic, too. PLEASE watch this and share it. Horsford needs to be President.


Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... this is…

 

Rupar is doing the Lord's work, too. 

 

Rupar posts on Bluesky and the video has already been posted here via that platform. Get off of Twitter.

#1696
3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

🤡

 

Check out this video of trump introducing Charles Schwab. If you listen carefully, trump says that he made $2.5B while the guy next to him made $900M. This was posted by Margot Martin, special assistant to trump. The tariff stunt was, at least partially, market manipulation.

 


Release the new tape: “You’re down $1.75bn today. You’re down $700mn today”

#1697
4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

🤡

 

Check out this video of trump introducing Charles Schwab. If you listen carefully, trump says that he made $2.5B while the guy next to him made $900M. This was posted by Margot Martin, special assistant to trump. The tariff stunt was, at least partially, market manipulation.

 

What an abosolute piece of shit. 

#1698
3 hours ago, Gap03 said:

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Keep laughing, motherfuckers.

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I really, really, hope that part of the anacyclosis is next. The most entertaining part of the destruction of a democracy. 

 

I made several thousand on the "repeal" yesterday. Put some spare cash in on the slight gamble that this was all about greed from trump a few days ago. Got out yesterday. 

Put some money in over the next 90 days until he repeats this all over again, which he will, and if the stupid markets respond that way again buy after a couple of days of the drop. This moron is extremely predictable. 

He's crashing our economy to manipulate the market and gain for himself. Just the most evil, corrupt, callous, and destructive way to con money that's ever been done by a government official in the US in history. And it's the president and the entire Republican party doing it together. This country is fucked beyond repair, and "we the people" pulled the trigger. 

I haven't checked the rates on the US Treasury bond market in the last couple of days, but during the tariff manipulation drop of several thousand points, the interest rates on long term US securities went up. Quite a bit. I'm not a historian on US bond rates, but I'd imagine that's the first time in a long time that's happened. 

The trump antics have ruined the US Treasury note as the gold standard in government securities around the world. No longer will countries around the globe park their money in large quantities at the lowest rates in the stability of US debt. The US notes will now have to offer higher and higher rates to entice buyers of our debt like we're fucking Cambodia or some other unreliable 3rd world shithole. Because we now are exactly that. 

Janet Yellen called this the worst self inflicted wound in the history of the US. For a country that runs a deficit in the $$$Trillions annually? A country whose president and ruling party are about to extend tax cuts on the rich again? This is economic disaster. This is the economic equivalent of getting hydrogen bombed. We will not be able to fund this debt going forward if this trajectory keeps up, and trump will start printing money. Which we should all know how that goes. 

#1700
1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

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Sure thing, AOC. Someone is going to get right on that.

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