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19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Honest question - did we ever see the empty shelves that were supposedly coming when the port traffic all dried up?

 

16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I didn't 

I haven't seen "empty" shelves, but there's definitely been fewer items behind the front two or three in all the stores I go to regularly. Prices are higher, there's less selection, and I've noticed produce quality getting worse at an HEB that had killer stuff for the last five years

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"Mr President, this is Congress, we have a problem! We have $88 billion!!!  Sir we don't know where it came from!!!"

Trump:  "Check the tariffs......"

r/facepalm - Y’all we got $88 billion dollars due to tariffs

and nobody even thanked me for the $88 billion tax on American businesses and consumers.

54 minutes ago, speed817 said:

"Mr President, this is Congress, we have a problem! We have $88 billion!!!  Sir we don't know where it came from!!!"

Trump:  "Check the tariffs......"

r/facepalm - Y’all we got $88 billion dollars due to tariffs

"Sir" - His most obvious tell about yet another lie.

24 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

"Sir" - His most obvious tell about yet another lie.

“Sir” is at best #3 on the list behind “his mouth is moving” and “accordion hands”. 

“I got a call from Congress” is hilarious. As he gets older he doesn’t even try sometimes.

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

“I got a call from Congress” is hilarious. As he gets older he doesn’t even try sometimes.

It’s Congress on Line 2. All 535 of them. 

6 hours ago, chainsaw said:

He sure loves "88"

He doesn’t know but Stephen Miller loves it.

So I told congress to take that $88 billion & start building the golden dome immediately! Right after you finish the border wall. Should take about two weeks!

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

“I got a call from Congress” is hilarious. As he gets older he doesn’t even try sometimes.

His caller ID on the phone just says "Congress" for any rep or senator.  Makes it easier that way.

Why suspend the tariffs if they are making us so much money ? Double them !

9 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Why suspend the tariffs if they are making us so much money ? Double them !

It sure seems irresponsible not to. We're raking in all this cash... make them 300% across the board! 

I understand from a previous Trump tweet some time ago that the world was racing to agree to Trump’s tariffs and that responses to his executive orders were pouring in.

I haven’t been paying attention, so how did all that turn out? What are the Tariff rates for everybody now that it has been all worked out and businesses worldwide have a better idea how to plan their expenditures?

I think I’m gonna buy a bunch of cheap eggs - and then open a company selling breakfast sandwiches to all those drilling crews that will start work in a couple weeks to meet Trump’s drill baby drill order. 

 

On 6/20/2025 at 2:41 PM, Red Five said:

It sure seems irresponsible not to. We're raking in all this cash... make them 300% across the board! 

Double it for the shithole countries. 

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President Huff & Puff is pushed at Canada, over their digital services tax. And he started he would announce all negotiations have been cut off & and in 7 days he will announce his much they will pay to do business in the US. 

Sounds like he means it this time. And just when indexes were at all time highs....queue the rollercoaster gifs

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/27/trump-canada-trade-talks-tariffs.html

7 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

And just when indexes were at all time highs....queue the rollercoaster gifs

Weird how that happens

Is strategy can, at times, work.  Make your adversary so mad they can’t think straight and they make bad decisions.  Canada’s decision to throw that tax on seemed a bit rash.

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Is strategy can, at times, work.  Make your adversary so mad they can’t think straight and they make bad decisions.  Canada’s decision to throw that tax on seemed a bit rash.

at this point, it’s not so important what the tariff rates are, Canadians everywhere are on a mission not to buy a goddamn thing from America if they can help it.  Whether it’s for a generation or just this administration term I cannot say, but my guess would be Canadians won’t be vacationing in the USA or buying American bourbon anytime soon.

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Genius! Don’t really negotiate with allies and trading partners, just send them a letter with what the tariffs percentage is that Trump likes, and I’m sure they will respond with a total absence of negativity.  Fart of the deal.

If any of this works, and apparently it sort of did with Canada, I think it will show us that not only is American leadership a bunch of dumb fucks, but so are many of the rest of the world’s leaders. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

If any of this works, and apparently it sort of did with Canada, I think it will show us that not only is American leadership a bunch of dumb fucks, but so are many of the rest of the world’s leaders. 

Well, compared to the rest of the world we are a heavily armed nuclear power, bully with tremendous economic influence, and political influence.    

If our country was a person, a person with that capacity to do damage (who is not currently on their meds) could lead you to fake that you agree with that person until 1) they start taking their meds again or 2) until you can conspire with some of your pals to take the bully out.

...or 3) they get elected president and burn the country down. 

Realize that most of these guys have just now understood the US is like an elephant that just snorted coke.  You probably just want to get out of the way for a while until the elephant crashes or finds something else to fuck up.  You aren’t winning a head to head battle.  So worst case, you fold, take a loss, and bide your time.  They don’t have have much of a choice.

how about maybe letting US companies know WTF is going to happen.  The amount of shit we are rushing into the states before 7/9 is crazy then planning to idle some factories until the next round of 'just kidding'

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

"Vietnam will pay."

Is he that stupid or just lying at this point?

And what is this shit about SUV or "large engine vehicle."  The single reason more American cars aren't exported is that they aren't cars, but rather trucks and too large and too fuel-inefficient for the rest of the world.

Not to mention it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to actually export entire vehicles anymore.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

"Vietnam will pay."

Is he that stupid or just lying at this point?

The answer to your question is "yes."  We live in a timeline where our POTUS is a perfect singularity of idiocy and lies.  He has achieved a density of stupidity and lying so intense that not even light can escape it.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I gotta say. This catch phrase cracks me up. It’s so very “I just had a word with the manager”.

 

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He has achieved a density of stupidity and lying so intense that not even light can escape it.

Orange light seems to escape just fine. 

I just noticed that this, which I use to prevent chub rub, is made in Canada.  Up by 50%.  I was already on the side of good, but this is a further tipping point.

 

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40 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I just noticed that this, which I use to prevent chub rub, is made in Canada.  Up by 50%.  I was already on the side of good, but this is a further tipping point.

 

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Can't you just buy regular aloe and rub it on your junk?

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

I just noticed that this, which I use to prevent chub rub, is made in Canada.  Up by 50%.  I was already on the side of good, but this is a further tipping point.

 

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Don’t tell spiderag

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41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Can't you just buy regular aloe and rub it on your junk?

For a minute or two.

It’s TACO Monday!

Bessent is indicating this week’s deadline will be moved to August 1 via the sternly worded letters to be sent by TFG.

All of this continued global trade uncertainty is just the type of brilliant kickstart that our economy needs.   

Kia owners’ used cars just appreciated 25%! amirite!

On 6/30/2025 at 12:38 PM, Gatorubet said:

at this point, it’s not so important what the tariff rates are, Canadians everywhere are on a mission not to buy a goddamn thing from America if they can help it.  Whether it’s for a generation or just this administration term I cannot say, but my guess would be Canadians won’t be vacationing in the USA or buying American bourbon anytime soon.

Their boycott of the Stanley Cup continues, as well.

Trump is doing some good for investors.

Apparently, the market just assumes everything he says is bullshit and as long as he is Taco Man giving out extension after extension, the market will not recognize trade problems and tariff problems as a thing unless and until that final tariff assessment happens.

Which is probably gonna be, I don’t know, in two weeks?

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This is just how things are now. Blatant, open lies. Because nothing matters. Black is white, up is down, day is night, as long as he says it is. People. Do. Not. Care. 

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

But Biden’s cognitive decline!

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