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  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

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    Surly Bevo

    Kind of seems like you do. 

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    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

I keep trying to hate the Chiefs and was pulling it off tonight until I watched them clutch out another AFC championship. 

They're so fucking good. And Worthy was balling his ass off tonight. 

That said I'm fairly ambivalent on the Eagles. I think it's going to be a good one.

Can’t root for the “ELGSES,” so it’s all about CO and X helping make history.

Hook’em!!!

Will never root for the Eagles. Plus, Chiefs have a couple of Longhorns. 
 

I hope Worthy has 150 yards and 3 TD’s, and Charles O sacks hurts 4 times. 

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I hope Ojomo knocks the fuck out of Kermit. 

4 minutes ago, YoungCounty said:

Will never root for the Eagles. Plus, Chiefs have a couple of Longhorns. 
 

I hope Worthy has 150 yards and 3 TD’s, and Charles O sacks hurts 4 times. 

Philly has a pretty good Horn as well. I am just rooting for them all to make money.

Go Chiefs!  Fuck the Iggles.
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Gonna go to OT. 37-31 chiefs win

or 30-24 chiefs. I can’t figure it out 

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Hopefully doesnt end like the last one did with a shitty call

Sorry for the shitty quality, the only video that wasnt blocked by the NFL for reposting

Meteor isn’t  good enough to describe my end game Super Bowl hopes 

Worthy has a real chance to become the first former Longhorn to ever score a Super Bowl touchdown.

37 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Hopefully doesnt end like the last one did with a shitty call

Sorry for the shitty quality, the only video that wasnt blocked by the NFL for reposting

I like how you took your insufferable ref bitching right out of one thread and into the next one. 

Admirable, really. 

seems rather easy to see the biggest mismatch is Spags vs. Kellen Moore.  Hurts already appears to have a one-read or run directive.  I don't see Philly offense hanging with KC D. 

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49 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Gonna go to OT. 37-31 chiefs win

or 30-24 chiefs. I can’t figure it out 

I don’t think either team gets to 30. I’ll say 26-23. 

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1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

seems rather easy to see the biggest mismatch is Spags vs. Kellen Moore.  Hurts already appears to have a one-read or run directive.  I don't see Philly offense hanging with KC D. 

I think the health of the Philly oline will decide it. Cook averaged 6.5ypc tonight. Saquon is a much tougher test. 

5 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

seems rather easy to see the biggest mismatch is Spags vs. Kellen Moore.  Hurts already appears to have a one-read or run directive.  I don't see Philly offense hanging with KC D. 

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I think the health of the Philly oline will decide it. Cook averaged 6.5ypc tonight. Saquon is a much tougher test. 

These are both good points. Part of why I think it's a fantastic matchup. 

56 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t think either team gets to 30. I’ll say 26-23. 

Wanna put $4 on it ?

 

Chiefs eek put another close one

 cool for Dhop and Worthy

 Andy Reid is a gangster

7 hours ago, Helobious said:

Worthy has a real chance to become the first former Longhorn to ever score a Super Bowl touchdown.

Wow - did not know that at all

Now that Brady is part owner of Raiders, he has no business in the booth.  He praised McCarthy all season but didn’t bother to interview him for HC which shows he was baiting other teams to hire him so he could target Carroll.

LOLz.  Duped by Tom Brady.

Really?

6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

LOLz.  Duped by Tom Brady.

Really?

 He has a big megaphone as lead analyst for $375 million.  It’s not hard.  He shouldn’t be in the booth now that he’s an owner.  

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Worthy has a real chance to become the first former Longhorn to ever score a Super Bowl touchdown.

Well, he did until just now. 

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

 He has a big megaphone as lead analyst for $375 million.  It’s not hard.  He shouldn’t be in the booth now that he’s an owner.  

I don’t necessarily disagree. I’m just asking what about Tom Brady’s coaching evals would compel another owner to believe he has the secret sauce?

If you think Fathead Mike has ‘it,’ you’ve already made up your mind. 

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I’d like to see ole Patrick Mahomes wriggle his way out of THIS jam!!!

:::Patrick Mahomes wriggles his way out of the jam easily:::

Ah, well. Nevertheless,

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Philly is better at every position on the field except QB and TE. KC likely still wins. 

Joe Thuney just a lunchpail guy.  Chris Jones too. McDuffie ain’t shit. 
 

Siriani has forgotten more about football than ole Red ever knew. 

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Fucking Bills. Fuck you and your stupid ass Bills Mafia.

This is an easy choice. Will never root for the Eagles and definitely won't root for the Eagles with a Sooner QB.

Fuck them and the Bills.

seems rather easy to see the biggest mismatch is Spags vs. Kellen Moore.  Hurts already appears to have a one-read or run directive.  I don't see Philly offense hanging with KC D. 
I think the Eagles offense is better than the Bills offense. Buffalo moved the ball pretty well last night. No turnovers, 29pts. In Arrowhead. Barkley can score any time he touches the ball. Cook was getting a ton of gains, just Buffalo was moronic in how little they used him. Chiefs pass defense, especially in the middle of the field, seems very suspect. Eagles receiving options dwarf the Bills as well.

This era of KC is now in their 5th Super Bowl and aside from Brady with Tampa, they have a huge advantage at the QB position in all those games. Yet, all of those teams had double digit leads on KC and looked poised to win the game but faltered at the end. A lot of it due to how clutch KC offense is in the 4th.
3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Now that Brady is part owner of Raiders, he has no business in the booth.  He praised McCarthy all season but didn’t bother to interview him for HC which shows he was baiting other teams to hire him so he could target Carroll.

I agree that Brady should not be in the booth, but it's because he sucks.

No team is basing hiring decisions on what Brady says in the Fox booth.

I will watch the game.

I could tolerate the Pats more because I was legit impressed by their excellence. The Chiefs just seem to barely squeak by everybody which is...tiresome.

Hate the Eagles though so, I don't anticipate enjoying this much either way.

But hey it is the Super Bowl. Any excuse for a party.

35 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking Bills. Fuck you and your stupid ass Bills Mafia.

This is an easy choice. Will never root for the Eagles and definitely won't root for the Eagles with a Sooner QB.

Fuck them and the Bills.

Here's hoping KC ends up winning 4 straight super bowls just to fuck with the Bills.

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