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4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I will watch the game.

I could tolerate the Pats more because I was legit impressed by their excellence. The Chiefs just seem to barely squeak by everybody which is...tiresome.

Hate the Eagles though so, I don't anticipate enjoying this much either way.

But hey it is the Super Bowl. Any excuse for a party.

Like a surly-ite needs an excuse to gorge themselves on food and beer 

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    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Obviously, everyone will watch. They just think they’re cool by saying otherwise.

Dumb as fuck. 

It’s a long time until fall. 

The past 2 years especially, I enjoy watching the KC defense much more than the offense.  2nd half KC Defense will usually have multiple ‘holy shit’ moments, in a good way. 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I agree that Brady should not be in the booth, but it's because he sucks.

No team is basing hiring decisions on what Brady says in the Fox booth.

Doesn’t only pertain to hiring decisions.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Like a surly-ite needs an excuse to gorge themselves on food and beer 

THis is a classic "will watch until the game gets out of hand/is boring, then I will grudgingly (but actually happily) let my wife talk me into putting an International House Hunters on" Super Bowl. 

Obviously, everyone will watch. They just think they’re cool by saying otherwise.
Dumb as fuck. 

This dude is soo cool and edgy

NFL does very little for me but it seems obvious we should be cheering for Worthy to go bonkers. Unless you’re somehow an eagles fan. 

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Doesn’t only pertain to hiring decisions.  

OK, let me rephrase: no one should be basing any decisions, football or non-football related, on anything Tom Brady says in the Fox booth.

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I will watch the game.

I could tolerate the Pats more because I was legit impressed by their excellence. The Chiefs just seem to barely squeak by everybody which is...tiresome.

Hate the Eagles though so, I don't anticipate enjoying this much either way.

But hey it is the Super Bowl. Any excuse for a party.

The Pats used to just run over teams, but never in the Super Bowl.

Easily could have lost Rams 1, Seattle and Atl.

We haven't had a good ass kicking dynasty since Cowboys and/or 49ers.

7 AFC Title games in a row just ain't gonna cut it. Whether the Chefs win this February, no franchise's ever been to 3 consecutive SBs.

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The Chiefs don't need you to white-knight for them on a UT message board.  Mahomes doesn't think you're cool

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The Chiefs don't need you to white-knight for them on a UT message board.  Mahomes doesn't think you're cool

Indeed.  But the parameters of what a dynasty is seem to be very fucking elusive.

and I yell for Chuck and X plenty.

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9 minutes ago, Iceman said:

7 AFC Title games in a row just ain't gonna cut it. Whether the Chefs win this February, no franchise's ever been to 3 consecutive SBs.

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Well, one's actually been to 4 consecutive Super Bowls. They just lost every one of them. 

 

15 minutes ago, Iceman said:

7 AFC Title games in a row just ain't gonna cut it. Whether the Chefs win this February, no franchise's ever been to 3 consecutive SBs.

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4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Dammit man.  

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If only there was video that expressed my dislike of Philly.  Oh wait, there is. 

Billy Burr's awesome Philly Rant:  

(If you've never heard it, at a comedy show in Philly, the drunk crowd booed the comedian before Bill Burr off the stage. So Burr whent savage.)

In a nutshell, I guess I'm cheering for KC. 

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

The Pats used to just run over teams, but never in the Super Bowl.

Easily could have lost Rams 1, Seattle and Atl.

We haven't had a good ass kicking dynasty since Cowboys and/or 49ers.

Super Bowls used to be blowouts constantly. But since the turn of the century, how many blowouts have we had? I can think of 4 off top, Baltimore/NYG, Tampa/Oakland, Tampa/KC, Seattle/Denver. Is there any others? Brady easily could have lost every Super Bowl he was in in his Pats days. He also could have easily went 9 for 9. He gave them leads in both Giants games and then his defense let Eli drive the length of the field for the game winning TD. He had ridiculous stats against the Eagles but still lost. That was a wild game.

 

Super Bowl is perfectly split at 27-27 between NFL/NFC vs AFL/AFC.  AFC is 17-10 since ending the 13-year NFC winning streak, which is where so many of those blowouts happened.  

Since that streak ended the >2TD victories have been

Denver over Atlanta

Baltimore over New York

Tampa Bay over Oakland

Seattle over Denver

Tampa Bay over Kansas City

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38 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

If only there was video that expressed my dislike of Philly.  Oh wait, there is. 

Billy Burr's awesome Philly Rant:  

(If you've never heard it, at a comedy show in Philly, the drunk crowd booed the comedian before Bill Burr off the stage. So Burr whent savage.)

In a nutshell, I guess I'm cheering for KC. 

Lol. Savage is putting it mildly. And after one trip to Philly I agree with him. 

If Chiefs win the super bowl again can i look forward to more Mahomes hawking shitty Subway sandwiches, Maauto ads, and Andy Reid uttering the words "nuggies" and "bundle rooski"?

If so, go fucking Eagles!!!!!

 

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The anti-KC referee conspiracies have gotten so absurd, it has gotten me on the side of cheering for the Chiefs. I also want to see Worthy ball out. Go KC.

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

7 AFC Title games in a row just ain't gonna cut it. Whether the Chefs win this February, no franchise's ever been to 3 consecutive SBs.

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Well, one's actually been to 4 consecutive Super Bowls. They just lost every one of them. 

 

Dolphins also with SBs 6,7 & 8. 

Tampa/Chiefs was a blowout in 2021. 

I liked Philly. Valley Forge and all the other Revolutionary stuff was cool.

But I mainly liked it because I fatted on cheesesteaks. 

Mmmmm, cheesesteaks.

1 hour ago, FWD said:

The anti-KC referee conspiracies have gotten so absurd, it has gotten me on the side of cheering for the Chiefs. I also want to see Worthy ball out. Go KC.

Ignore it…..they are mostly butthurt Texan fans.

1 hour ago, FWD said:

The anti-KC referee conspiracies have gotten so absurd, it has gotten me on the side of cheering for the Chiefs. I also want to see Worthy ball out. Go KC.

wish I could live my life floating from dynasty bandwagon to dynasty bandwagon and just totally be oblivious to the machinations of the leagues that create them, would be really nice and probably better for my health than actually being a legit fan 

Ignore it…..they are mostly butthurt Texan fans.

I was wondering that during the game but noticed it was way more than the Texan fans. I think most Texan fans like me moved on after last week. I thought the game was pretty well called yesterday except for that 4th down spot. The worthy catch was weird but I don’t know how they could have called it differently

The bitching just seems to be a popular thing now for every fanbase I guess and it is kind of annoying

The nfl has had success due to parity. Dynasties create these issues and turn people off although it draws in some. Green Bay, patriots, chiefs were all teams people didn’t mind until they got over saturated by them. At least to me.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Super Bowls used to be blowouts constantly. But since the turn of the century, how many blowouts have we had? I can think of 4 off top, Baltimore/NYG, Tampa/Oakland, Tampa/KC, Seattle/Denver. Is there any others? Brady easily could have lost every Super Bowl he was in in his Pats days. He also could have easily went 9 for 9. He gave them leads in both Giants games and then his defense let Eli drive the length of the field for the game winning TD. He had ridiculous stats against the Eagles but still lost. That was a wild game.

 

I think free agency has a lot to do with that. Talent gets spread around more, which makes it hard to develop and sustain a team that can rout anyone when it's on. Also, teams have come to take the draft much more seriously, which ended the days where the likes of Gil Brandt could pick up a high first round pick for a couple of stiffs.  

As a Dallas native who has given up on the cowgirls, I will root for the Eagles because anything that possible hurts that tales of the crypt keeper skeletor mother fucker and his mother fucker Jones family will make me smile for one cold second. After the Eagles win the SuperBowl and see find out that Taylor Swift and the Mahomes family are in on pedophilia, I will then root for a fucking torpedo to hit the SS Jones.

The anti-KC referee conspiracies have gotten so absurd, it has gotten me on the side of cheering for the Chiefs. I also want to see Worthy ball out. Go KC.
You know who cries about refs? The losing fanbases.
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I liked Philly. Valley Forge and all the other Revolutionary stuff was cool.

But I mainly liked it because I fatted on cheesesteaks. 

Mmmmm, cheesesteaks.

Two things Philly has going for it.  Cheesesteaks and Monk's Cafe.  Why Monk's Cafe you ask?  Well besides very good food it is one of the  very few places outside of California that gets Russian River beers distributed to it (they also have a lot of other very hard to come by stuff).  One of the best spots for beer in the US, if not the world.

https://www.monkscafe.com/on-tap

https://www.monkscafe.com/bottles

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Go Chiefs.

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Loooozemkaaane!!°

They built a highway on Tun Tavern.

Fuck Philly.

Will never root for the Eagles. Plus, Chiefs have a couple of Longhorns. 
 
I hope Worthy has 150 yards and 3 TD’s, and Charles O sacks hurts 4 times. 

Can I place a bet on the under with you on these?

This is one of my favorite FB photos. I wonder if Mahomes does the same thing? dawson.thumb.jpg.71e733736d7d9b8db153d2e53b7590be.jpg

Fresca for the win!!!  Old school football is always fun. Those guys had to play it for the love of the game because contracts were way low.

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