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2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

More of that. 
 

These dudes got two white boys in the secondary 

 

Whoa! whoa!  Haven’t you been reading the halftime show posts?

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    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

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    Kind of seems like you do. 

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    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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Feels like Kelce is done.   Gonna be a full time podcaster with his brother next year. 

 

Good for Worthy, but that cost me money. 

gotta be honest... i had no idea the onside kick wasnt allowed until the 4th quarter. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Also, enjoyed the shitting on Kendrick. Hell, I don’t have a dog in the fight, I’m an old-ass Mexican coonass, any hip-hop I really liked is 20+ years old…at least. But I can dig on Kendrick.
More importantly, Gen Z dogs on Kendrick, and not for bubble gum pop reasons like Taylor Swift. Kendrick has some real shit to say, and he says it in a different way. Doesn’t necessarily speak to me…but then, he’s not really speaking to me. I ain’t the audience. You probably aren’t either. So chill.

Also, even with all the TERRIBLE plastic surgery, Meg Ryan would still get it.

Are you Mexican or are you cajun? Coonasses are cajun people.. if you didn't know that..

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Moron

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

also... massive hold by the chiefs o line.... and dead center should have honestly been called. 

Fuck you

Philly has been holding all night

No reasons left to watch.

 

1) There will not be a first-ever Superbowl shutout

2) A Longhorn has scored in the Superbowl

I've got nothing left but to wait for my pizza to finish cooking.

And post bumpshot screenshots

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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The Tampa SB was on the offensive line.   This one’s on Patrick.  More human than human.  

this one is also on the Chiefs' O-line...

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What? Eagles line is in the backfield with pressure every snap with just 3 or 4, that's 100% OL.

Feels familiar

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

First Longhorn TD in a super bowl right?

 

Sad if true.

 

WTF are they going for 2? 8 x 4 TDs is 32 pts so they need 5 TDs anyway. Just dumb, but it won't matter

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

gotta be honest... i had no idea the onside kick wasnt allowed until the 4th quarter. 

Stupid rule. 

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

Feels like Kelce is done.   Gonna be a full time podcaster with his brother next year. 

 

no he isn't. not going out this way. that said, the team needs to start prepping for what life looks after with the draft and free agency next year. not sure what shape Rice will be in. Line play could be improved...

First Ohio state. Now the eagles. Fuck 2025. 
 

but big ups to worthy. First longhorn 

Just now, TexArcher said:

God, I love Anne Hathaway.

I would put my peepee in her foofoo.

Love and Other Drugs is an ok movie but lots of Anne in the buff in that one.

Are you Mexican or are you cajun? Coonasses are cajun people.. if you didn't know that..

NOLA mom, messican dad. There aren’t a lotta folks like us, but we eat WELL.

think Saquon is still going to break a long one

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Wait…..Worthy is the 1st Longhorns to ever score a TD in the Super Bowl?….. ever???……

First Longhorn to ever score a TD ever...yes

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Wait…..Worthy is the 1st Longhorns to ever score a TD in the Super Bowl?….. ever???……

welcome to the machine

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

More Anne Hathaway.

No no no… don’t you want more fun discourse about whether rap is music or not and how much Kendrick sucked or didn’t suck?

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sad if true.

 

 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Wait…..Worthy is the 1st Longhorns to ever score a TD in the Super Bowl?….. ever???……

How do y'all not know this?

I know Worthy is pissed with the game, but I hope someone kept that ball for him

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No reasons left to watch.

 

1) There will not be a first-ever Superbowl shutout

2) A Longhorn has scored in the Superbowl

I've got nothing left but to wait for my pizza to finish cooking.

And post bumpshot screenshots

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

this one is also on the Chiefs' O-line...

Patrick got fucked up mentally in this game. That didn’t happen against TB. 
 

I agree with you some, but gotdam, the franchise has to bail them out some.  It just didn’t happen tonight. 

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

That is what your mom said last night 

Old man jokes....sad

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


NOLA mom, messican dad. There aren’t a lotta folks like us, but we eat WELL.

Being from NOLA doesn't make you cajun, nor a coonass. Being a cajun does. I'm from NOLA and moved to Austin to go to UT.

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3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Feels like Kelce is done.   Gonna be a full time podcaster with his brother next year. 

 

He was their leading receiver this year. 

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is what your mom said last night 

Sick self own gramps

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Wait…..Worthy is the 1st Longhorns to ever score a TD in the Super Bowl?….. ever???……

Well, if Renfro wouldn’t have gotten fucked…Earl.  

the Cowboys feel so far away from this stage, its not funny. 

Hurts has to be MVP right?

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