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Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

Nobody is talking to you, pussy.

Please tell us more about your inbred family from Louisiana in the Super Bowl thread. No wait don't, as I said nobody gives a fuck.

Take the stories about your mom's nutria smelling snatch to another thread.

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12 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Wait…..Worthy is the 1st Longhorns to ever score a TD in the Super Bowl?….. ever???……

I thought of George Sauer who had a big game in SB III.  Looked it up .. caught 8 from Namath for 133 .. but, no TD.

My family has been in SE Louisiana since the 1700s. Just trying to make sure you know what you are talking about, because people from the New Orleans area are mostly not cajuns and are some type of creole, Islenos, Irish, or Italian.

Are your people “Yats?”
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Just now, tx ind said:

Louisiana ancestry talk not going away

I grew up in Houston, so this hits like 120 miles away.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Mahomes is going to need a very stiff drink tonight.

He looks hungover as shit already

Guess great OL players are even more valuable in today's NFL.

Kelvin and Cam might be seeing their draft stock rise today... 🤘

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Bills should be embarrassed. 

I think the Ravens give Philly the best game, tbh. 

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Louisiana ancestry talk not going away

 

bunch of inbred racist fucks 

Just so we’re clear, 

what I love about this game 

is the humiliation of the chiefs

 

Fuck you Kansas City. FUCk YOU 

Just now, F250 said:

Please tell us more about your inbred family from Louisiana in the Super Bowl thread. No wait don't, as I said nobody gives a fuck.

Take the stories about your mom's nutria smelling snatch to another thread.

Arnt you from some redneck trailer park somewhere in Texas? What was your excuse for not being able to get into UT?

I only watched since the 17 - 0 was scored and I have yet to see 52 from KC block anyone. He is always all alone looking around. 

Vs Texans that's 2 personal fouls and possibly a felony 
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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Hurts  was 1st team All SEC and later 1st team AllBig XII QB.  How risky was that draft pick?

They drafted him in the 2nd when they already had Carson Wentz and he still looked good

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Guess great OL players are even more valuable in today's NFL.

Kelvin and Cam might be seeing their draft stock rise today... 🤘

 

kc OL sucked all year, finally caught up to them

 

Just now, tx ind said:

Louisiana ancestry talk not going away

Of all the random topics tonight in this thread… that may have been the strangest. I guess Cajun umbrage is serious business. 

Damn, Mahomes got the shit smacked out of him.

Will this stop the deluge of Chiefs players in really bad tv ads?

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Arnt you from some redneck trailer park somewhere in Texas? What was your excuse for not being able to get into UT?

Yes.

Yeah, Hurts has had an amazing game, but isn’t the MVP the entire Eagles DL? Just BRUTAL domination of the Chiefs.

holy shit... the eagles havent done a single blitz yet  

 

and have 3 TO and 6 sacks

 

 

FUCK!!!!

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I grew up in Houston, so this hits like 120 miles away.

I’ll join in. Viet-Cajun crawfish is better than og cajun version.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Thanks Harrison ford and jeep for the freedom is for everyone and we all get to do what makes us happy and write our own owners manual… except the trannies amirite?

fuck this sim, it’s unreal. 

You seem awfully angry tonight. You ok? 

The only chance the Chiefs had was Andy Reid having his son drive through the Eagles' sideline in the first half. 

Per the free chatGPT

 

"The fewest points scored by a team in a Super Bowl is 3. This was achieved by the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl VI against the Dallas Cowboys on January 16, 1972. The Dolphins lost the game 24-3.

That low score still holds the record for the fewest points in a Super Bowl."

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

"I'm not getting laid by a billionaire hottie tonight"
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No lipstick for your dipstick …

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn the nfl sucks

 

kc is nothing without the refs

 

ive never seen so many uncalled holdings, ever. Not even 2008 tech. I dunno how people can watch this dogshit week in and week out

Shut up

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Just so we’re clear, 

what I love about this game 

is the humiliation of the chiefs

 

Fuck you Kansas City. FUCk YOU 

Excellent haiku 

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

"I'm not getting laid by a billionaire hottie tonight"
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The Chiefs D is just playing to keep Saquon from scoring.  Lol. 
 

The Eagles damn sure want it too. 

Wouldn't want to be a chief fan leaving the superdome tonight

Just now, Deej said:

The only chance the Chiefs had was Andy Reid having his son drive through the Eagles' sideline in the first half. 

 

 

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