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56 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

Fresca for the win!!!  Old school football is always fun. Those guys had to play it for the love of the game because contracts were way low.

The contracts weren't that bad by the 1960s.

Len Dawson, the answer to the trivia question 'what was the name of the other Kansas City Quarterback to win the Super Bowl?'

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    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

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    Kind of seems like you do. 

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    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He's better at convincing attractive young women to suck his dick than he is at convincing NFL teams to let him be their coach. Respect.

57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Other Philly fans were hurling batteries at him and then cheered when he fell and died.

I thought Philly sports fans threw batteries at Santa Claus, but TIL it was actually at J.D. Drew.

The Eagles fans only threw snow balls and beer bottles at Santa.

11 hours ago, Iceman said:

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Fake. Mahomes’ jersey has never been that dirty. 

Mahomes will never be even close to that cool, ever.

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

He's better at convincing attractive young women to suck his dick than he is at convincing NFL teams to let him be their coach. Respect.

He's just like me!

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Mahomes will never be even close to that cool, ever.

His emphatic spike on his 2nd rushing TD will stick in my memory for a long time, something akin to Leon Lett getting caught by Don Beebe.  Mahomes should have given the ball to an OL.

That being said, I loved the hell outta the 2 rushing TDs by the delicate flower, and 11 rushes in the game.
 

He hears it all, and usually responds in kind.

48 minutes ago, Iceman said:

His emphatic spike on his 2nd rushing TD will stick in my memory for a long time, something akin to Leon Lett getting caught by Don Beebe.  Mahomes should have given the ball to an OL.

That being said, I loved the hell outta the 2 rushing TDs by the delicate flower, and 11 rushes in the game.
 

He hears it all, and usually responds in kind.

Mahomes has to be one of the more effective running QBs I have seen. Seemingly every time he takes off, he gains a good chunk of yards. Not to be confused with guys like VY, Vick, etc. I have no idea how he does it as he's not extremely shifty and fast. Some of the biggest plays KC have made in the playoffs when they need it most, a lot of them are with his legs. There was a big 4th down early in the Buffalo game in their own territory. He ran it. Had some huge runs last year in the Super Bowl.

Don't give a shit about either team, but hoping Philly wins. Tired of Mahomes and Kelce and especially Taylor Swift....

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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NFL fans are such trash 

Won't see those in Buffalo...

Tired of the Chiefs winning and hate the Eagles so go neither team.

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Tired of the Chiefs winning and hate the Eagles so go neither team.


Well, considering we hadn’t won shit since like super bowl 4 was a thing, I’ll take every second of the recent success.

 

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On 1/30/2025 at 8:56 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I vote show less. 

On 1/29/2025 at 10:28 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Mahomes has to be one of the more effective running QBs I have seen. Seemingly every time he takes off, he gains a good chunk of yards. Not to be confused with guys like VY, Vick, etc. I have no idea how he does it as he's not extremely shifty and fast. Some of the biggest plays KC have made in the playoffs when they need it most, a lot of them are with his legs. There was a big 4th down early in the Buffalo game in their own territory. He ran it. Had some huge runs last year in the Super Bowl.

He does it without top-end speed or shiftiness because he is very very good at continuing to keep his eyes upfield and apprising where his potential receivers are located. Even at the last second if there is an option to deliver the ball to somebody in a better position to get more yards than he is he will do it.  He also seems to be able to deliver balls from all sorts of crazy angles.  Defenses are now very well aware of this fact and treat the threat appropriately, opening up the necessary hesitation and space he can take advantage of.

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I’m gonna root for the Eagles. I don’t like them but, can’t really stand the Chiefs. I will say that I find myself caring much less, especially with the Super Bowl now in February.  

I lose interest, even more so with the extra week in between conference finals and the Super Bowl.
 

The college playoffs was, to me, way more interesting and enjoyable 
 

I’ll watch but, I’ll be changing channels too.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you're bored, NFLN is running all their 30-minute NFL Films SB highlights through tomorrow. They're on IX now, Pitt v. Minn. 

those are so good.  The writing, the narration and the camera work. Great stuff

On 1/27/2025 at 10:38 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Obviously, everyone will watch. They just think they’re cool by saying otherwise.

Dumb as fuck. 

I only watch when I have $$ on the game and this year I do not but glad you will enjoy Super Bowl Licks (Ass) ;-)

On 1/29/2025 at 10:28 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Mahomes has to be one of the more effective running QBs I have seen. Seemingly every time he takes off, he gains a good chunk of yards. Not to be confused with guys like VY, Vick, etc. I have no idea how he does it as he's not extremely shifty and fast. Some of the biggest plays KC have made in the playoffs when they need it most, a lot of them are with his legs. There was a big 4th down early in the Buffalo game in their own territory. He ran it. Had some huge runs last year in the Super Bowl.

He has decent speed. He ran a 4.8 at the combine. Allen ran a 4.75.

This will be at least the 10th straight SB I have no interest in watching, wonder if it’s just a function of me getting older and having watched games for 50 years. Once again I really DGAS and will probably watch some stupid shit like the Night Agent and fast forward thru the game after the fact on YoutubeTV

 

11 hours ago, Dilligas said:

This will be at least the 10th straight SB I have no interest in watching, wonder if it’s just a function of me getting older and having watched games for 50 years. Once again I really DGAS and will probably watch some stupid shit like the Night Agent and fast forward thru the game after the fact on YoutubeTV

 

I used to dedicated fall weekends entirely to football. College all day Saturday and NFL all day Sunday and then Monday night.

Since I know there's zero chance the Cowboys are going to win a Superbowl I started watching fewer and fewer games about a decade ago. I started filling those Sundays with other activities from enjoyable ones to just shit that needs doing, like cleaning a lot. Eventually, 3 games dwindled to Cowboy games, then to Cowboy highlights and now.. not watching at all. My interest changed and I found something more enjoyable and interesting. Just that simple for me.

As for the Superbowl, I truly don't recall the last time I watched it. I don't drink alcohol any longer, I eat healthy, hate marketing and commercials, don't have a lot of NFL loving friends, so even if there was a party, it wouldn't offer me anything of interest and neither does next Sunday. So, if I can't find anything on the all channels I want to watch, weather is such that I can't do something outside, don't feel like cleaning or playing any games on my console,  and don't have anywhere to go.. I guess I might turn on the Super Bowl.. maybe. I'm not claiming 100% I won't watch it, but it's literally on the bottom of my interest list mostly because outside of Longhorns doing well, I truly don't give a shit what happens and I'll let Surly filter out the interesting commercials I should see.

I really don't dislike the Eagles as a team or any of their players.  But I just can't bring myself to root for any sports team supported by people who live in and around the city of Philadelphia.  

On the Mahomes scrambling deal, you’re fucked if you’re in man defense because your back is turned.  Then if you’re in Zone, you get Kelce’ed to death.  They really don’t like hom running a lot, ever since the QB sneak/ gimpy knee years ago.  
  If he was more mobile like Lamar or bigger like JA, defenses would just be tapping out. 

Ron Torbert is the head referee. That's this guy:

https://x.com/49ersSportsTalk/status/1886630618043134365

Also this:

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1881773247894860006

Edit: Top link is the ref doing a postgame jersey swap with Pat Mahomes. Bottom link is when KC failed on a 3rd and 9 in the AFCCG vs Bengals, but Torbert stepped in to allow a re-do because the clock supposedly shouldn't have been running (there were 10 minutes left in the game). Next play was defensive holding.

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On 2/3/2025 at 7:56 AM, South Austin said:

I really don't dislike the Eagles as a team or any of their players.  But I just can't bring myself to root for any sports team supported by people who live in and around the city of Philadelphia.  

I like the City of Philadelphia including many of their people. I fucking hate the Eagles, their players, and fans. Bunch of assholes.

I don’t want a 3 peat but hate the Eagles and their asshole fans. A number of colleagues are Philly fans and insufferable.  Worse if they win.  Most hate sirianni and hope they win the game but Howie fires him in the lockerroom.

On 1/29/2025 at 8:52 AM, gofuckyourself said:

Other Philly fans were hurling batteries at him and then cheered when he fell and died.

Heard about the fall, but not the batteries.  This, BTW, is why teams grease those poles (your mom) to keep such needless injuries like this from happening.  

$10 squares for sell on Gambling Board if you want a reason to watch a game with these two teams

After the refs gift the game to the Fightin' Swifts, Philly's overall record will be 666-666.

On 2/4/2025 at 2:23 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Overseas Super Bowl that starts around noon? Solid idea.

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Old enough to remember CBS letting the audience know that the final round of The Phoenix Open will be seen after Super Bowl X. 

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