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Just now, BERT said:

You seem awfully angry tonight. You ok? 

Systemic erasure will do that, add shitty commercials feigning everything is alright and Jesus loves you while you don’t exist will do that to you. 

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  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    Kind of seems like you do. 

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    cmontexas

    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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I’ll join in. Viet-Cajun crawfish is better than og cajun version.

I dig em both. Plenty of love to go around. That’s the great thing about NOLA and south Louisiana, influences keep showing up and making the incredible food even better.
The only chance the Chiefs had was Andy Reid having his son drive through the Eagles' sideline in the first half. 

GodDAMN…that’s awesome.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, Hurts has had an amazing game, but isn’t the MVP the entire Eagles DL? Just BRUTAL domination of the Chiefs.

I said at the beginning of the second half that the DL reminded me of how the Giants line played in that Super Bowl victory over the unbeaten Patriots.

This has been so impressive. I agree with you, it should be the defensive line.

2 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Let Barkley throw it

over under on number of players to throw a pass today was 2.5

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Wouldn't want to be a chief fan leaving the superdome tonight

It didn't sound like there is/was nearly as many of them there as Eagles fans, even before they started getting drilled.  

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Han Solo talking to me about freedom!!!!

Best commercial by far

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Per the free chatGPT

 

"The fewest points scored by a team in a Super Bowl is 3. This was achieved by the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl VI against the Dallas Cowboys on January 16, 1972. The Dolphins lost the game 24-3.

That low score still holds the record for the fewest points in a Super Bowl."

Well, also per free chatGPT.  How do you score seven points but lose the game with a score of three and six??

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"The second fewest points scored in a Super Bowl is 7. This occurred in two instances:

Super Bowl IX (January 17, 1975) - The Minnesota Vikings scored 7 points against the Pittsburgh Steelers, losing the game 16-6.

Super Bowl LIII (February 3, 2019) - The Los Angeles Rams also scored 7 points against the New England Patriots, losing 13-3.

Both games are tied for the second fewest points ever scored in a Super Bowl."

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Hurts  was 1st team All SEC and later 1st team AllBig XII QB.  How risky was that draft pick?

you might not remember but they got hammered for it.  some samples

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9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

No one gives a shit about what you're watching, you pot-stirring troll.  I had forgotten you were alive.  And now I'm mad about it.  Fuck your face.

Listen...I agree with you. But lil Wayne would have been awesome. 

Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

Show Taylor Swift, you cowards.

Why do you care?  Does it hurt you in ANY way?  

Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

Show Taylor Swift, you cowards.

She’s probably already on her private jet.

i like that the only good things to happen for KC involved Xavier Worthy

Stella sucks worse than halftime

holy shit... the eagles havent done a single blitz yet  
 
and have 3 TO and 6 sacks
 
 
FUCK!!!!
This is easily the worst KC team in the Mahomes era. This team shouldn't have won one single playoff game, much less gotten to the Super Bowl. The fact Houston and Buffalo had no idea how to stop this dorky offense shows how bad the AFC was this year
5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit... the eagles havent done a single blitz yet  

 

and have 3 TO and 6 sacks

 

 

FUCK!!!!

Yes, but also... fuck them!  And the Chefs.

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I said at the beginning of the second half that the DL reminded me of how the Giants line played in that Super Bowl victory over the unbeaten Patriots.

This has been so impressive. I agree with you, it should be the defensive line.

the funny thing is that Spags would totally understand

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Systemic erasure will do that, add shitty commercials feigning everything is alright and Jesus loves you while you don’t exist will do that to you. 

Well, look on the bright side. You’re posting on here!! 
 

oh wait……

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

This kicker is fucking on it tonight!

He’s clearing the crossbar so high up the uprights.

That is a little dude with a big leg 

The Kelce prop bets kicking in.   4 now.

 

 

but so far only 1 Taylor switft look in.      

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, Hurts has had an amazing game, but isn’t the MVP the entire Eagles DL? Just BRUTAL domination of the Chiefs.

I mean the offense does have 33 pts

2 minutes ago, naija said:

you might not remember but they got hammered for it.  some samples

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Was Charles O crying on the sidelines earlier? He seems to cry a lot if so

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Shut up

Chiefs are nothing without the refs

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Patrick Mahomes has an ugly and stupid wife .

The Chiefs got the Trump kiss of death before the game

Edited by Michael Knight

6 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Best commercial by far

It was gross with the Fox News, he gets us, and the Tom Brady anti-hate commercial. White washing bullshit. 

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

That is a little dude with a big leg 

I’ve kicked a lot of footballs in my life and people just don’t get how hard it is to do. 

Y'all see Ojomo givin' Worthy a low five on the way off the field?

Hook 'em.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I’ve kicked a lot of footballs in my life and people just don’t get how hard it is to do. 

Eli did it

Just now, Rimbo said:

Y'all see Ojomo givin' Worthy a low five on the way off the field?

Hook 'em.

Yep. That was awesome 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

The Chiefs got the Trump kiss of death

Or gave the Eagles winning mojo.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i love that the eagles used up 25 seconds on the fake pick 6

Bleeding that clock

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Eli did it

Ha ha, not from 50

Wut? Is Lurie and his wife not sitting in a suite? 

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