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  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    Kind of seems like you do. 

  • cmontexas
    cmontexas

    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

its called a lockscreen, Erin...not a screen saver

Kinda wild how long she has been a sideline reporter 

God bless those Oil and Gas companies. 

39 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Will this stop the deluge of Chiefs players in really bad tv ads?


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11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How did we not win a championship with Worthy on the roster. Jesus 

Well the chiefs haven’t figured it out yet either 

Nike was ready to go with that one

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Butker will have to wait another year to shake the presidents penis 

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Philly police scanner is crazy right now

Superb Owl wins and loses are like fresh living blood to them

 

 

 

57 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Old man jokes....sad

Ha

What is sad is that same old boring ass Office video you respond with that has never been funny.

wow. that was an asswhippin...and I mean both the game and the halftime "show".

good for worthy,

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yup!

 

Xavier Worthy "couldn't track deep balls" with Quinn Ewers but is lights out wit Mahomes! Quinn was just dog shit at deep balls.

My god you are the dumbest poster on this site.

18 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How did we not win a championship with Worthy on the roster. Jesus 

He can’t get off press coverage.  He can’t track the ball.

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha

What is sad is that same old boring ass Office video you respond with that has never been funny.

Think you got the wrong person.  But, then again there were plenty of people telling you that you are being a crotchety old fuck and since you clearly are a crotchety old fuck not surprising you can't keep things straight.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Think you got the wrong person.  But, then again there were plenty of people telling you that you are being a crotchety old fuck and since you clearly are a crotchety old fuck not surprising you can't keep things straight.  

Well I know one thing I can keep straight is you are an idiot.

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you are the dumbest poster on this site.

So you think quinn was a great deep ball thrower? You think Quinn was enough to win a title? Sounds like you might be the dumb mother fucker, mother fucker.

Terry's questions are infinitely better than the sideline reporters

20 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How did we not win a championship with Worthy on the roster. Jesus 

You see what the Chiefs offensive line allowed the Eagles defensive line to do to 3-time SB-winning, 2 time MVP 2 time All-Pro Patrick Mahomes tonight?

Yea....that happened way too much.  

3 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

He can’t get off press coverage.  He can’t track the ball.

He can't excel with crappy quarterback play.

(ducks)

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

You see what the Chiefs offensive line allowed the Eagles defensive line to do to 3-time SB-winning, 2 time MVP 2 time All-Pro Patrick Mahomes tonight?

Yea....that happened way too much.  

Not really, in the games to get to the title game the OL played more than capable, the QB did not.

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha

What is sad is that same old boring ass Office video you respond with that has never been funny.

Is this dumbass slapfight going to stretch into next year's super bowl?

You know what you should do? 

Write a rap diss track.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Not really, in the games to get to the title game the OL played more than capable, the QB did not.

The board knows how you feel, hell pretty sure dead people know how you feel....

I feel the game is won and lost on the lines, you disagree.

I'm gonna move on as it's over so hopefully you can as well.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The board knows how you feel, hell pretty sure dead people know how you feel....

I feel the game is won and lost on the lines, you disagree.

I'm gonna move on as it's over so hopefully you can as well.  

How do you blame the line when they played well enough for us to advance but our QB shit the bed both times?

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What’s happening?

Drunk boomers

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How do you blame the line when they played well enough for us to advance but our QB shit the bed both times?

Holy shit you're an idiot

17 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Philly police scanner is crazy right now

lol those poor dispatchers. one fire call and one medic call 3 min into this. cant get an answer out of any of the calls on where to send help

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yup!

 

Xavier Worthy "couldn't track deep balls" with Quinn Ewers but is lights out wit Mahomes! Quinn was just dog shit at deep balls.

 

 

Don’t like Philly (fans). Pulling for Chiefs. That was an impressive display by Philly DLine. Hats off to those dudes. Get yourself a ring Ojomo.

Game thread better than the game....

Halftime show (who dat?)

Olds (especially old white men)

LA (coonass) ancestry

Bitching about Quinn (still 🤷‍♂️)and his deep throws to Worthy

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Wait

Did they do this whole Fox superb owl without Cleatus??????

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bogus

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How do you blame the line when they played well enough for us to advance but our QB shit the bed both times?

 

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Is this The Floor game show really just tell you what’s in the picture they show you?  Wtf?

Sierianni thanking God and Jesus

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3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Game thread better than the game....

Halftime show (who dat?)

Olds (especially old white men)

LA (coonass) ancestry

Bitching about Quinn (still 🤷‍♂️)and his deep throws to Worthy

Happy Jerry Seinfeld GIF

Hey.

You're welcome. 

I didn't want the Eagles to win but all I wanted was a competitive Super Bowl. Chiefs didn't even show up for this one. I hate that we waited two weeks for a shitty Super Bowl. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He can't excel with crappy quarterback play.

(ducks)

The older I get the more bitter I become. I’m a big Worthy, the football player, fan.  No, he’s not perfect, but he’s a unique player.  He was open more tonight too than the passes he caught.

The lack of 50/50 balls and press coverage.  Yeah, no shit he’ll struggle with that.  But if you’re there OC, the press coverage is largely on you.  And well the 50/50 will be offset with plenty of plays with separation.

The lack of tracking the ball was always a bit of bs.  But posters were dismissive of alternate theories.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

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<insert shit throw vs Washington to AD>
 

<insert self sacks vs Ohio state>
 

<insert fumble returned for 6 vs Ohio st>
 

<insert interception vs Ohio state>
 

 

how did this become a Quinn Ewers thread

2 minutes ago, naija said:

how did this become a Quinn Ewers thread

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Man, yall are really diving headfirst into the offseason discussions!

8 minutes ago, naija said:

how did this become a Quinn Ewers thread

bitches gonna bitch

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