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  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    Kind of seems like you do. 

  • cmontexas
    cmontexas

    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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Damn Eli banged that 2nd one. That would have been good from 35. 

Unless the refs take over the game the Eagles defense will have them in it late. Will come down to Hurts and if he can win it. 

Making excuses already?

Sweet.

Slorched

Worst bandwagon fan ever. Just following Mahomes around like a dork

Eagles fans unable to spell Eagles is so Philadelphia. 

Ugh get that fucking shit stain off the pregame. Keep that shit in the cr fucking fox

It is kind of crazy that no president has ever been at the super bowl. 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Slorched

Worst bandwagon fan ever. Just following Mahomes around like a dork

How is that any different than UT fans rooting for their players wherever they go?

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It is kind of crazy that no president has ever been at the super bowl. 

I’m sure it creates a security nightmare all around town in an already crowded city. 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Slorched

Worst bandwagon fan ever. Just following Mahomes around like a dork

As if there are no other players Worthy of following on the Chiefs, or even a DE who can Chuck offensive linemen with the best of em...

as well as a dude from Army on the practice squad, Cole Christiansen; in addition to many other players on the team.  They're easy to yell for.

Sorry, not sorry that bothers ya, bro.  There's 2 teams for whom to cheer this week, and it ain't gonna be the fucking Eagles.  LOL.

I've liked Mahomes since the day he committed to Tech.  If that's bandwagoning, mkay...

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It is kind of crazy that no president has ever been at the super bowl. 

It's great that they are not there.

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Slorch is allowed to be a Chiefs fan lmao. I followed Durant around the NBA for years. 

But as a Chiefs fan he should be mocked and ridiculed. Package deal. 

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

As if there are no other players Worthy of following on the Chiefs, or even a DE who can Chuck offensive linemen with the best of em...

And yet it is still hard to root for them. 

I know I've said it multiple times but you really got the perfect Horn in Worthy. That dude lives to be hated. He feeds on it. Total gangster that keeps a chip on his shoulder. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

And yet it is still hard to root for them. 

I know I've said it multiple times but you really got the perfect Horn in Worthy. That dude lives to be hated. He feeds on it. Total gangster that keeps a chip on his shoulder. 

I don't see how he could be hated.  Motherfucker puts in the work.  and then delivers.

The coaches and team all season have said they kept putting more on his plate and he just fucking owned it.  What's not to like?

Omenihu plays his butt off too.  He gets a little excited sometimes, but his teammates are right there with him.

 

Zero issues with either of those guys.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It is kind of crazy that no president has ever been at the super bowl. 

That is, considering one attended a Longhorn - Razorbacks de facto championship game (Don't tell Paterno I called it that).

I don't blame dudes for dressing fucked up for the paycheck, but I do wonder what the price is.

29 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I don't see how he could be hated.  Motherfucker puts in the work.  and then delivers.

The coaches and team all season have said they kept putting more on his plate and he just fucking owned it.  What's not to like?

Omenihu plays his butt off too.  He gets a little excited sometimes, but his teammates are right there with him.

 

Zero issues with either of those guys.

I don't hate Worthy but at UT he had a huge personality and was very much cut from that superstar WR diva cloth that you often see at the position. He thinks he's the shit but he also backs it up. 

He's also the type to manufacture hate or doubters even if they aren't there. And on the Chiefs you are going to be hated by default a lot of the time. 

Omemihu was a beast at Texas. Never heard a bad word about the guy.

Both of them are definitely silver-linings for Texas fans that aren't huge on the Chiefs. 

8 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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Is Dylan Raiola already out there signing autographs?

 

This is so weird but I love seeing the old Cotton Bowl and Texas Stadium, even if it's fake. 

 

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I really didn’t know Jimmy Johnson is older than Terry Bradshaw.  Whatever Jimmy is doing it’s working, he’s 81.  

The closest we'll see the Cowboys in the Super Bowl for a long time. 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

I really didn’t know Jimmy Johnson is older than Terry Bradshaw.  Whatever Jimmy is doing it’s working, he’s 81.  

Because he decided to hang it up in his prime and live that Miami Keys lifestyle. 

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Is he retiring or something?

Last Super Bowl he may be a part of on Fox due to the TV rotation? 

Thinking about the SB this morning while drinking coffee and looking out the kitchen window, I told my wife about how many times Cowboys played in SB because of Jimmy over 30 years ago.  Now just a distant memory.

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 Who is the real winner?

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Josh probably has to pretend her music is good unfortunately. 

I'd still take Hailee in a landslide. 

Both those couples are squarely within their league.

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 Who is the real winner?

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Young, rich, single, drowning in pussy and full of tiger blood. Joe Burrow is winning even if his team isn’t. 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

It is kind of crazy that no president has ever been at the super bowl. 

I remember back when people complained about politicizing sports

Just now, Michael Knight said:

I remember back when people complained about politicizing sports

Keep the Daily Texan out of the football board!

Can we impose a moratorium on Cowboys fans whining on the game thread? We get it your team sucks and you hate that the Eagles have a better organization or you hate that the Chiefs are more successful so you make up reasons like "oh I just don't like their fans" as if the cowboys fanbase isn't hated all over. No one cares make another thread to air your grievances

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Can we impose a moratorium on Cowboys fans whining on the game thread? We get it your team sucks and you hate that the Eagles have a better organization or you hate that the Chiefs are more successful so you make up reasons like "oh I just don't like their fans" as if the cowboys fanbase isn't hated all over. No one cares make another thread to air your grievances

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13 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Young, rich, single, drowning in pussy and full of tiger blood. Joe Burrow is winning even if his team isn’t. 

Pussy, huh?

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pussy, huh?

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