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  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    The Chiefs are old news but here's the deal and there is really no way around it.  Fuck everything associated with Philadelphia sports.  

  • Surly Bevo
    Surly Bevo

    Kind of seems like you do. 

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    cmontexas

    Holy shit this site has become facebook

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1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Omg I'm so excited to hear a special pre-game message from.....Brad Pitt?

Who gets more pussy Brad Pitt or Jared Goff?

23 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I remember back when people complained about politicizing sports

Politicizing sports, focusing on wives and girlfriends, it’s all the same shit with the actual game taking a back seat to whoever famous is in the suites cheering for their favorite team. No CR, I just want to watch some football without seeing reaction shots from wives every other play or having kids take over a press conference. 

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Does Billy Bob ever take off that stupid fucking outfit?

Like the guy but damn dude you’re not 20 years old anymore.

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pussy, huh?

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JFC. I’m guessing Aaron Rodgers borrowed his pooka shell necklace. 

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9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Politicizing sports, focusing on wives and girlfriends, it’s all the same shit with the actual game taking a back seat to whoever famous is in the suites cheering for their favorite team. No CR, I just want to watch some football without seeing reaction shots from wives every other play or having kids take over a press conference. 

That's why you don't turn the game on until 5:30 Central.

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Like the guy but damn dude you’re not 20 years old anymore.

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Does anyone not love Jameis? Maybe Barn fans. 

 

1 minute ago, Txzen said:

How long is Brad going to talk?

Too long.

2 minutes ago, Txzen said:

How long is Brad going to talk?

Longer than the lifespan of those post-Katrina houses he rebuilt with all that toxic Chinese drywall.  

Tom Brady can't even deliver layup feel-good lines without making me roll my eyes at what an enormous douchesicle he is.

8 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

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If Jackie Earl Haley, Rip Torn and Leif Garrett pitched in on a kid. 

Here for the Trump tears from the usual suspects while they simultaneously fuck up every thread on this board with incessant whining about Elon, Abbott, etc. 

Shut the fuck up. We don’t care about your political opinions.

If there's one thing the poor black people in New Orleans really care about it's rich white Californians losing their houses. 

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Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Here for the Trump tears from the usual suspects while they simultaneously fuck up every thread on this board with incessant whining about Elon, Abbott, etc. 

Shut the fuck up. We don’t care about your political opinions.

This is the Super Bowl thread.  YOU shut the fuck up about your political opinions.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is the Super Bowl thread.  YOU shut the fuck up about your political opinions.

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7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Here for the Trump tears from the usual suspects while they simultaneously fuck up every thread on this board with incessant whining about Elon, Abbott, etc. 

Shut the fuck up. We don’t care about your political opinions.

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Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

This shit is awful.

I thought it was great. Authentically New Orleans. 

All of us right now…”Stick him or shoot him?”

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I thought it was great. Authentically New Orleans. 

Same

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Does anyone not love Jameis? Maybe Barn fans. 

 

I like anyone speaking into a Fox Sports mic while that drunk.

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I like anyone speaking into a Fox Sports mic while that drunk.

He's a fucking quarterback in the NFL. It's not like he retired 3 years ago. He threw for 2000 yards and 13 TDs THIS SEASON. 

And they've got him SB pregame in a damn eye patch and pirate's hat sloshed off frozen everclear purple drank.

God damn national treasure. 

Just now, ztejas said:

He's a fucking quarterback in the NFL. It's not like he retired 3 years ago. He threw for 2000 yards and 13 TDs THIS SEASON. 

And they've got him SB pregame in a damn eye patch and pirate's hat sloshed off frozen everclear purple drank.

God damn national treasure. 

Sounds like Jameis is ready to be a member of Congress. 

3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

John Hamm just went through puberty on live TV.
 

He looked and sounded like he’s been on a 72 hour bender.

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

He looked and sounded like he’s been on a 72 hour bender.

God forbid a man has hobbies. 

Andy Reid looks like one of those angry birds.

Chris Jones crying Again!

5 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

I've heard Erin A has some medical issues.  Anyone know what they are?

 

 

Yeah, she's getting fat. 

25 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Here for the Trump tears from the usual suspects while they simultaneously fuck up every thread on this board with incessant whining about Elon, Abbott, etc. 

Shut the fuck up. We don’t care about your political opinions.

How ironic

I've heard Erin A has some medical issues.  Anyone know what they are?



Age and hormones

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11 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

John Hamm just went through puberty on live TV.
 

Did he remember his claw hammer?

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Age and hormones

If Pam Oliver hasn’t been put out to pasture yet, Erin should be safe for many more years. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That crowd roar sounded added in. 

Lulz.  

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