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#1301
1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Just take some heavily armed guys in street clothes and balaclavas

What are the Bloods and Crips up to these days?  Maybe there are a few Black Panthers willing to assist. There are ways to get this done. 

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    Too bad about the woman that was shot by Ice in Minn. I guess she considered herself a "Sovereign Citizen" and had no need to obey the lawful orders given to her... Hey, y'all remember the black woman

  • Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

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#1302

I can only check this thread about once every two weeks. It gets me too pissed off. What a fucking shithole this country has become. 

#1303
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, apparently the Winchells Donuts at Orange Grove

We’ll take a dozen glazed, dozen cake, a mixed box of donut holes and all of your brown employees.

#1305
1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which SWAT team? NYPD? Given that they all live in Staten Island and largely vote Republican, good fucking luck.

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#1306

I’m cracking up at the idea of a bunch of broadway actors in cop uniforms sashaying and jazz handing their way into an ICE facility. Where do I donate for this to happen?

#1308
On 6/17/2025 at 2:11 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:
Judge Bennett: Does the US really believe that the court has *no* role in deciding whether conditions for federalizing National Guard are met, or just a lot of deference? DOJ (Brett Shumate): The court has *no role*.
Judge Bennett: Is it your view that if the president simply invokes the statute, gives no reasons, provides no support, and there is nothing that appears to justify it, the court still has no role? No role at all, even with no reasons, no facts? DOJ: That is correct. Unreviewable.


Insane

 

Unfortunately, due to the political question doctrine, it's not completely insane.  Either that or SCOTUS will find that Congress delegated all authority to declare emergencies to the President, despite the major question and non-delegation doctrines that they love elsewhere.

This is a specter in the tariff cases and everywhere Trump has declared an emergency.

There is some hope that SCOTUS will not derogate its own power that greatly.

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#1309
BREAKING:Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!#MAGAKidnappers

 

#1310
4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unfortunately, due to the political question doctrine, it's not completely insane. 

It’s total bullshit. 

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#1311
1 hour ago, Covri said:

I’m cracking up at the idea of a bunch of broadway actors in cop uniforms sashaying and jazz handing their way into an ICE facility. Where do I donate for this to happen?

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#1312
3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, apparently the Winchells Donuts at Orange Grove and Las Robles got hit at 6 am, and the Fair Oaks car wash got raided.  

Car washes all over the east side been getting hit. 4 around have not opened for over a week. 

#1313
4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Just get some actors from broadway to dress up as militant thugs/bodyguards.  Holy fuck, get creative… it doesn’t have to be actual deputies 

 

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Too slow once again

#1314
Car washes all over the east side been getting hit. 4 around have not opened for over a week. 
Is staying closed for a week bad for business? Because it sounds bad for business.
#1315
4 hours ago, tchookem said:

Is staying closed for a week bad for business? Because it sounds bad for business.

I think it’s bad. But the President of the United States has thanked us for our attention to this matter.

#1316
On 6/18/2025 at 1:32 AM, immamac said:

Yeah idk what the fuck this is, why are they in plain clothes? 

Hugo Boss is still finalizing their uniform design.

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#1317

They are in plain clothes because they are bounty hunters being paid per person they abduct. This is well know here in California.

It’s also why more are fighting back. 
 

I’ll wait on the Surly lawyers to weigh in on how the No Secret Police Act, if passed in California, will impact these people and their face masks and clothing since they are being given direction by Nazi Miller.

#1318
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They are in plain clothes because they are bounty hunters being paid per person they abduct. This is well know here in California.

It’s also why more are fighting back. 
 

I’ll wait on the Surly lawyers to weigh in on how the No Secret Police Act, if passed in California, will impact these people and their face masks and clothing since they are being given direction by Nazi Miller.

Seems like a matter of time before one of them is fired upon. 

#1320
I asked ICE where the “413% increase in assaults” justification for its officers using masks came from. They didn’t answer. So I dug into it, and what I found … did not boost their argument. Gift link: wapo.st/4l7a1ch https://wapo.st/4l7a1ch

 

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#1321
LMAO they got ICE piñatas https://t.co/jw1SBzRvtg

 

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#1322
More than 1 million people who were granted legal entry to the country under different programs are now being considered illegally here by the Trump administration. https://nbcnews.to/464jsUW

 

#1323
47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
I asked ICE where the “413% increase in assaults” justification for its officers using masks came from. They didn’t answer. So I dug into it, and what I found … did not boost their argument. Gift link: wapo.st/4l7a1ch https://wapo.st/4l7a1ch

 

You mean to tell me they're lying? The jackbooted thugs would actually resort to deception?

#1325
3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It was never about securing the border and legal immigration. It is about racism. It is about white nationalism.

 

its an ethnic purge 

#1326
8 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It was never about securing the border and legal immigration. It is about racism. It is about white nationalism.

Sort of.  I think it is about showing them who is boss and putting them in their place.  The added effect is that it hardens and normalizes (I know) law enforcement to see everyone as their enemy (I said I know).  This way when they tell them to shoot the students in an updated Kent State scenario, they are more willing to comply.   Of course. they will back off when the bosses feel the pinch too much and want their serfs back to work.   It is why they are raiding car washes and not punishing the corporations that hire them.  

 

#1327
1 hour ago, Nivek said:

It is why they are raiding car washes and not punishing the corporations that hire them.  

 

If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.

#1328
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
LMAO they got ICE piñatas https://t.co/jw1SBzRvtg

 

Needs more face coverings and less identification.

#1334
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The bounty hunters are posting up at MLB games now.

 

Yeah, the World Cup is going to be a disaster.

Lots of immigrant players too, except they’re millionaires, thus safe.

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#1335

Just need teams and stadiums to have the courage to say no.

This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.

 

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#1336

go away gtfo GIF
 

MAJOR BREAKING: In a massive blow to Trump’s deportation machine, The ICE agents who attempted to gain entry at Dodger Stadium have been REFUSED entry and have been escorted out by LAPD. Good riddance.

 

#1339
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dammit, don’t make me like the Dodgers. 

One Of Us GIF
 

Headed there tonight.  Would love to see the reception they would get when the Eas Los horde descends on Chavez.

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#1340

We went to the Rangers game last night and El Tri was playing next door at Jerry World. Basically, ICE’s wet dream.

#1341
ICE spokesman is trying to say these people in the video below are not ICE. Well then: who are they? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#1342

There’s a party store in Oak Cliff that sells Trump piñatas. Not sure where this is but it’s funneh.

LMAO they got ICE piñatas https://t.co/jw1SBzRvtg
#1343
ICE's own data shows their claim of targeting the "worst of the worst" is false.- 83.6% of people detained by ICE in FY25 were classified as "no ICE threat level."- 4.9% were classified as low threat- 3.9% were classified as medium threat- 7.6% were classified as high threat https://t.co/1fu6H6zHeO

 

#1344
58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dammit, don’t make me like the Dodgers. 

Well, like it or not, the Rangers would have probably hired a band to escort them in. They’re Maga like that.

#1345
8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seems like a matter of time before one of them is fired upon. 

If you are brown and live in a big city, at the minimum you need to be carrying a big can of bear spray at all times and learn to yell “I feel threatened me and I am standing my ground! “ 

#1346
23 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Well, like it or not, the Rangers would have probably hired a band to escort them in. They’re Maga like that.

just like their slave catching and lynching namesake

#1347

The country is run by foxnews

So, a Fox personality calls for ICE to go to Dodger Stadium and then it happens a couple of days later. Our leaders now just getting their marching orders from right wing media. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#1348
“.. ‘They did not show any warrant. They did not provide any reason to why they were there. It seemed to me that they were just like, Hey, you look brown, you look Mexican enough that maybe you’re undocumented.’” @nytimes.com https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/15/us/hispanic-americans-raids-citizenship.html?rsrc=ss

 

#1349
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
ICE's own data shows their claim of targeting the "worst of the worst" is false.- 83.6% of people detained by ICE in FY25 were classified as "no ICE threat level."- 4.9% were classified as low threat- 3.9% were classified as medium threat- 7.6% were classified as high threat https://t.co/1fu6H6zHeO

 

You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet

-MAGA

#1350
53 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I feel threatened me and I am standing my ground! “ 

They going after coonasses now?

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