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#2501
18 hours ago, Pancho said:
The hysterical wife of the detained alien follows around and confronts the ICE agent who repeatedly tells her “adios” then two hand pushes and shoves the woman to the ground in front of her children. Court security is brought to remove the woman

 

this country needs to burn

 

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  • Orange-4-Life
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    Too bad about the woman that was shot by Ice in Minn. I guess she considered herself a "Sovereign Citizen" and had no need to obey the lawful orders given to her... Hey, y'all remember the black woman

  • Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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#2504
gut tells me this is going to be a massive story https://www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/2025-09-26/des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-ian-roberts-detained-by-ice-immigration-agents

 

#2505
18 hours ago, Pancho said:
Just an hour ago at Bread Garden Market in the heart of downtown Iowa City, ICE Gestapo freaks kidnapped one of our community members at his place of work. This seemed to be a targeting of an individual, not a raid. However, call (515) 729-6482 if you see suspected ICE activity.

 

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

#2506
The man appears to be the same officer who was caught last month on NPR audio aggressively arresting a court observer. https://n.pr/3IFkpK9

 

#2507
9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
The man appears to be the same officer who was caught last month on NPR audio aggressively arresting a court observer. https://n.pr/3IFkpK9

 

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

#2508
26 minutes ago, wood said:

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

How?  He'll find a cushy position within the current administration.  Like "curator of videos of terrified brown people to show to Stephen Miller to give him an erection" or some shit like that.

#2510
4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Our tax dollars at work in Chicago. Do these heroes get combat pay?

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"I was going to the worst place in the world, and I didn't even know

it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked 

through the war like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into

Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel 

Walter E. Kurtz's memory, any more than being back in Saigon

was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling

my own. And if his story is really a confession, then so is

Hey! There's a Target. I need some socks. 

#2511
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

How?  He'll find a cushy position within the current administration.  Like "curator of videos of terrified brown people to show to Stephen Miller to give him an erection" or some shit like that.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

This right here. Regimes like this always fall. It's just a matter of when.

#2512
This right here. Regimes like this always fall. It's just a matter of when.

Fascism lasted in Spain for more than a generation.
#2514
3 hours ago, wood said:

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

He will just wear a mask next time. 

#2516
4 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet. 

#2517
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

Fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene is siding with the Dems to release the Epstein Files.

Hope may be a dangerous thing, but hopelessness is even more so even if it doesn't feel like it.

#2518
4 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

If I’m on your jury, you will walk.

#2519

Trump says he’s sending troops to Portland to protect ICE facilities

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/27/politics/trump-sending-troops-portland-ice

Does he mean Portland, TX?

September 24: Dallas ICE Facility Shooting

August: Dallas ICE Facility Bomb Threat

July 4: Alvarado Detention Center Ambush. A group of individuals wearing military-style clothing fired at the Prairieland Detention Center near Alvarado.

July 7: McAllen Border Patrol Office Shooting

 

no, of course not.

#2520
And measurably less so in Brazil.

Problem: the Brazilian people clearly have their shit way more together and are way less shitty than the American people. You read that right.
#2522
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

 

#2523
14 hours ago, HenryJames said:
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

 

And here's a longer clip.  They started chasing the guy because he said "Fuck Trump".  We have a half dozen guys all geared up like their in a war zone and ready to beat this guy's ass all because they didn't like something he said.

Oh hey, someone posted it here too, but with some edits to the audio. https://bsky.app/profile/dprzygoda.bsky.social/post/3lzygk37nik25 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#2524
Just now, fuggled said:

And here's a longer clip.  They started chasing the guy because he said "Fuck Trump".  We have a half dozen guys all geared up like their in a war zone and ready to beat this guy's ass all because they didn't like something he said.

Oh hey, someone posted it here too, but with some edits to the audio. https://bsky.app/profile/dprzygoda.bsky.social/post/3lzygk37nik25 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

So.  Their "probable cause" was "he disrespected the Führer."

That's where we are, folks.  It's not ambiguous or subtle.

#2526
Benny Hill version.

 

#2527
You think Stephen dresses up as an ICE agent for their role play?

 

 

#2528
52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
You think Stephen dresses up as an ICE agent for their role play?

 

 

I'm sure she dreads every time his crypt lid scrapes open knowing he'll be hovering over the bed hissing "coitus".

#2529
On 9/26/2025 at 6:23 PM, Brisketexan said:


Fascism lasted in Spain for more than a generation.

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

#2530
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

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Sorry the reply took so long, I was finishing my placenta helper.

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#2531
9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Sorry the reply took so long, I was finishing my placenta helper.

That’s ok, i was just playing with my bag-o-glass. 

#2532
2 hours ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure she dreads every time his crypt lid scrapes open knowing he'll be hovering over the bed hissing "coitus".

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#2533
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

I walked over his tomb in the 90s. The tour guide did it and guided everyone to walk on top of it. Fuck that puto!

#2534
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s ok, i was just playing with my bag-o-glass. 

Happy Fun Ball, ftw.

Remember, do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

#2535
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#2536

That ICE agent who took the selfie, it's likely not the only bad thing he's done.  When he goes to family Thanksgiving and they go around the table and ask everyone what they did this year, what does he say?  Is his family a buncha aholes too, and they congratulate him?  Or are they agast?  Maybe he wasn't invited to dinner at all.

#2538
12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
You think Stephen dresses up as an ICE agent for their role play?

 

 

Does she dress up like an ICE agent for role play with Elon? 

#2539

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

#2540
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

just buy the same amazon body armor and uniforms as ICE/ Meal Team 6, mask up, and walk right in. 

#2541
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

They just need to use my new app "Honker".   It's like Uber, but a group of whities like this show up, complete with matching outfit,  and escort you wherever you need to go.

 

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#2543
2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Can't wait to see the next Jason Bateman movie, "ICE, Calling from the Inside!"

 

#2544

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/immigration/2025/09/30/ice-agents-arrests-41-in-alleged-human-trafficking-sting-at-dallas-chicas-bonitas-club

A raid by the Homeland Security at a Dallas adult entertainment club last week ended with the arrests of 41 people during a human trafficking and unlawful employment investigation, according to a news release.

ICE officers, federal agents and local Dallas officers, descended on Chicas Bonitas Cabaret in the 11000 block of Harry Hines Boulevard Friday night, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Office said in a Tuesday news release.

ICE arresting 41 illegal immigrants in a Dallas Chicas Bonitas is unethical even to those who are pro-ICE.

It's like the hunter who uses deer feeders year round and then hangs out in his deer blind and kills bambi. Great job, but that's not hunting.

C'mon. Talk about a honeypot trap.

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#2545

Oh man I used to love that place. Good times inside and great tacos outside at 5am. Fuck ICE

#2546

Looks like they were finally able to buy all the cool new matching tactical gear to wear while performing their secret police duties.

 

We’re a third world country. Masked ICE disappearing protesters in Portland.

 

#2547
My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’” https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/10/01/massive-immigration-raid-on-chicago-apartment-building-leaves-residents-reeling-i-feel-defeated

 

#2548
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:
My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’” https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/10/01/massive-immigration-raid-on-chicago-apartment-building-leaves-residents-reeling-i-feel-defeated

 

This is fucking insane 

#2550
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:
My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’” https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/10/01/massive-immigration-raid-on-chicago-apartment-building-leaves-residents-reeling-i-feel-defeated

 

How long until we get to here?

https://youtu.be/2aD6VpfUlHE?si=A2ra_S54IQ6tNMo8

 

Edit: how do we embed YT? I suck at the internet 

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