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#3151
49 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lee Atwater said it best nearly 40 years ago

You start out in 1954 by saying, “N****r, n****r, n****r.” By 1968 you can’t say “n****r”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “N****r, n****r.”

Were back to basically just saying the N-word 🤣😂

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#3152
4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

But seriously….. isn’t Peter North more known for his prodigious volume of ejaculate vs actually the size of his member? 
As a surly-ite with the requisite giant dong that I only use to bang 11’s, I’d be charitable and asses that he isn’t deficient in that area.

Its just that, his marketability / calling card was more of what he left behind vs. what he brought to the table so to speak.

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#3153
On 10/28/2025 at 6:36 PM, HenryJames said:
"According to his running club, the man, who is a U.S. citizen, was returning from a team run when agents pulled him out of his vehicle, tackled him to the ground and kneeled on top of him, allegedly breaking six ribs and causing internal bleeding" https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/us-citizen-assaulted-border-patrol-chicago-halloween-parade-b2853988.html

 

Running club?

Sounds suspiciously like a gang or leftist organization specifically organized with the intent of building up the conditioning of the members so they can better elude ICE officers.

Better arrest everyone and detain them all until we get to the bottom of this. They all look like they could be illegals so no need for a warrant or due process.

/MAGA homeland security and justice department

#3154
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Lee Atwater said it best nearly 40 years ago

You start out in 1954 by saying, “N****r, n****r, n****r.” By 1968 you can’t say “n****r”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “N****r, n****r.”

There is for sure a lot of racism in this debate. 
 

I do think that you have two very different things at play. Fundamentally, I do not think that the extension or withholding of rights to other citizens based on race or immutable characteristics is an issue that should be up to a vote. 
 

I do think that a nation’s immigration policy— who, how, how many, what means, what benefits— is rightfully a topic for democratic debate and processes. And on those lines, a few propositions almost anyone can agree on:

1. Our current immigration regime has not been democratically tackled for close to 50 years even as the fundamentals— who, how many, what means— of immigration to the country have changed tremendously. 
 

2. America has the highest proportion of foreign born residents since the turn of the century. Rapid demographic change driven by migration causes anxieties, debates, and reactions across time and space in every society that is confronted with them.  Americans are not uniquely good or bad in this respect. 
 

3. American voters consistently show contradictory and complicated views on immigration (illegal or otherwise) and that has created an incentive for elected officials to duck open debate and passage of legislation to avoid confronting tough choices and inevitably taking sides in a debate that will leave lots of people unhappy. 
 

4. Legislation that responds to current facts has been substituted with technocratic implementation by the executive in ways that undermine democratic credibility: namely, the same codified laws are implemented to dramatically different ends  and effect depending on the executive. That corrodes public confidence in the idea that the legal underpinnings are sound. 


I don’t see the underlying issue as unique to immigration. Elected reps have punted big questions time and time again in favor of letting the executive decide by administrative practice and interpretation. All this is kind of coming to a head all at once and Congress has been mostly content to continue to duck responsibility when they fear the resolution will upset voters. 

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#3155

.....and in the current climate, we can't even have the fucking discussion.

Do I agree that my house has an issue with too many spiders being in places where I don't want them?  Sure.  But I can't even have a fucking conversation with people whose sole proposals are "burn Brisket's house to the ground" or "hit the house with 10,000 gallons of poison, killing everyone and everything in it including Brisket and his family."

No.  There's not even a starting point in a conversation where people are intent on ending either my home or my family, and who are willing to completely disregard the law of the land (arson and murder are kinda illegal) to do it.

Layer on the fact that we DID try to address the spider problem a year ago, through legal means, and those same people killed that plan dead so Donald The House and Family Destroyer could be elected.

Fuck all the way off.

#3156
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

.....and in the current climate, we can't even have the fucking discussion.

Do I agree that my house has an issue with too many spiders being in places where I don't want them?  Sure.  But I can't even have a fucking conversation with people whose sole proposals are "burn Brisket's house to the ground" or "hit the house with 10,000 gallons of poison, killing everyone and everything in it including Brisket and his family."

No.  There's not even a starting point in a conversation where people are intent on ending either my home or my family, and who are willing to completely disregard the law of the land (arson and murder are kinda illegal) to do it.

Layer on the fact that we DID try to address the spider problem a year ago, through legal means, and those same people killed that plan dead so Donald The House and Family Destroyer could be elected.

Fuck all the way off.

You are kind of insensitive towards racists and fascists, did you know that?  They have feelings too.  

#3158
5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Running club?

Sounds suspiciously like a gang or leftist organization specifically organized with the intent of building up the conditioning of the members so they can better elude ICE officers.

Better arrest everyone and detain them all until we get to the bottom of this. They all look like they could be illegals so no need for a warrant or due process.

/MAGA homeland security and justice department

A.N.T.I.F.A.

#3160
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization.

 

#3161
On 10/29/2025 at 9:21 PM, Enemy07 said:

The taxpayer bailout of the 2008 mortgage recession cost 700 billion. Does that match what us Texans pay for illegals? Still drunk by the way.

Assuming this was posted in good faith 

 

TARP was a series of loans and while I agree they should not have been made, and reports show close to 100% of the funds went to bonuses owed to bankers etc, as of 2023 all but about 31 B had been repaid  


in 2023 alone, “illegals” paid an estimated 66B in payroll and income taxes alone. State income, property tax through ownership or rents, and sales and excise taxes added another 20 B or so

 

Think we are going to miss 90B annually going forward or nah?

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#3162
“We were screaming and filming, and that’s when the officer pulled the gun out and pointed it at us and threatened to shoot us. We were posing no immediate threat to him, and we were filming and making noise.”

 

#3163
18K likes, 3,633 comments - romanfamilystrong on October 31, 2025: "The National Guard has arrested around 20 Trick-or-Treaters in Washington, D.C. Source Grok".

 

#3164

What could possibly go wrong.

 

“Under the plan, bounty hunters may receive “monetary bonuses” depending on how successfully they track down their targets — and how many immigrants they then report to ICE.” Or ICE could just fund the Klan directly. https://theintercept.com/2025/10/31/ice-plans-cash-rewards-for-private-bounty-hunters-to-locate-and-track-immigrants/

 

 

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#3168

The owner of the landscaping crew we use just let us know that they're no longer doing any work for at least the remainder of the season because he won't put himself or any of his guys at further risk.

It's equally heartbreaking and infuriating.

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#3169
1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The owner of the landscaping crew we use just let us know that they're no longer doing any work for at least the remainder of the season because he won't put himself or any of his guys at further risk.

It's equally heartbreaking and infuriating.

what city?

#3171
On 11/1/2025 at 11:12 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

What could possibly go wrong.

 

“Under the plan, bounty hunters may receive “monetary bonuses” depending on how successfully they track down their targets — and how many immigrants they then report to ICE.” Or ICE could just fund the Klan directly. https://theintercept.com/2025/10/31/ice-plans-cash-rewards-for-private-bounty-hunters-to-locate-and-track-immigrants/

 

 

This is for people who think Judge Holden and the Glanton gang are the good guys. 

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#3172
On 10/31/2025 at 12:17 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Rapid demographic change driven by migration causes anxieties, debates, and reactions across time and space in every society that is confronted with them.

I have felt zero anxiety about whatever demographic changes have occurred over the last 51 years.  The only ones anxious over it are fucking losers that know their entitlement is going to get shredded by those that grind harder. 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:
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literally ....

 

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#3175

this shit finally hit home. teammate of mine from last season in my pool league was picked up going to his regularly scheduled immigration hearing. afaik he is here legit and has been working to get citizenship. guessing that's not happening now. assholes

#3176
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.) https://www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/chicago-woman-collision-ice-accountability/?lctg=64878560258254F155C4F504CF&utm_email=64878560258254F155C4F504CF&active=no&utm_source=listrak&utm_medium=email&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.chicagotribune.com%2f2025%2f11%2f03%2fchicago-woman-collision-ice-accountability%2f&utm_campaign=trib-chicago_tribune-daywatch-nl&utm_content=curated

 

#3177
7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.) https://www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/chicago-woman-collision-ice-accountability/?lctg=64878560258254F155C4F504CF&utm_email=64878560258254F155C4F504CF&active=no&utm_source=listrak&utm_medium=email&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.chicagotribune.com%2f2025%2f11%2f03%2fchicago-woman-collision-ice-accountability%2f&utm_campaign=trib-chicago_tribune-daywatch-nl&utm_content=curated

 

Couldn't find the video anywhere else

 

#3178

The stat they throw out where assaults on ICE officers are up 1000% this year really loses all its luster when they claim they were assaulted in cases like this. This lady was being dragged out of her vehicle by her feet within a few seconds of her door being forced open, with three guns pointed at her face. It's the most egregious police video I have ever seen that didn't end up with the victim getting murdered.

#3179
Reggie Williams was walking to a corner store when armed authorities aggressively asked him if he was from Ethiopia or Ghana, he said He and other Black Memphis residents have been reporting harassment by Trump’s police task force: "I don't feel safe" https://www.propublica.org/article/memphis-safe-task-force-police-harassment

 

#3180
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:
Reggie Williams was walking to a corner store when armed authorities aggressively asked him if he was from Ethiopia or Ghana, he said He and other Black Memphis residents have been reporting harassment by Trump’s police task force: "I don't feel safe" https://www.propublica.org/article/memphis-safe-task-force-police-harassment

 

You know, if all of these people would just be white and wear MAGA hats, it would save them a lotta trouble.

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#3181

MAGA brother in law runs his family's landscaping business.  He told us that one of his regular workers got picked up by ICE, a few of the other workers are refusing to show up now, and basically the entire population of legal workers in the area have recognized their worth and are demanding more money.

OOPSIES!

#3182
5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

MAGA brother in law runs his family's landscaping business.  He told us that one of his regular workers got picked up by ICE, a few of the other workers are refusing to show up now, and basically the entire population of legal workers in the area have recognized their worth and are demanding more money.

OOPSIES!

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#3183
14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Reggie Williams was walking to a corner store when armed authorities aggressively asked him if he was from Ethiopia or Ghana, he said He and other Black Memphis residents have been reporting harassment by Trump’s police task force: "I don't feel safe" https://www.propublica.org/article/memphis-safe-task-force-police-harassment

 

Dude should have said he was from Kenya.

791K likes, 7,654 comments - bulgogifartsalot on April 9, 2025: "dees nuts #nuts #cute #explore #dating #siblings #joke #fyp".

 

#3184

the administration wants a violent response

 

"'I had heard get on the floor, and I tried to go around the window, because I didn't know if I was gonna get shot,' said Anna Giancola. 'I had no clue if I was gonna get shot because there are lasers on me.'""New details have emerged following arrest of a 72-year-old man…

 

#3185

'All this does is just ruin families': Portland man detained by ICE outside hardware store, now at facility in Texas

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Vazquez said his father was at the hardware store to pick up a mop head on his way to work as a janitor, a job he's had for more than 25 years.

"Some of them were questioning the ICE agents, asking them why he was being arrested and they were lying to them, saying that my dad has warrants and that he's a criminal when my dad has no warrants," Vazquez said. "He's just a good guy. He doesn't do anything in this world besides just try to help out his family here and they just took him like that. They just basically kidnapped him and now he's gone."

 

 

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Although not a U.S. citizen, Vincent said Orlando was in the states on a valid work permit.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/politics/immigration-news/portland-man-detained-by-ice-outside-hardware-store-now-at-facility-in-texas/283-2fac3510-597e-4219-a0de-e9579f6e0ef5

 

#3186

Gotta say, Whitest Kids You Know re-uploading their videos with modernized titles is surprisingly relevant

 

#3187
FUCK HAHAHAHA [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.' Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'

 

#3188
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
FUCK HAHAHAHA [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.' Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'

 

good lord they're all just a bunch of fucking liars

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

 

#3189

liars and the biggest pussies on earth. A fucking sandwich you bitch?

#3190
15 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

liars and the biggest pussies on earth. A fucking sandwich you bitch?

Fuckers have never been in a good food fight. So you know, this might traumatize him. 

"Your Honor, I have fits whenever I pass a Subway now. I can visualize that hurtful and damaging night." 

And want to add, imagine if it was a Firehouse Sub on a hard roll? 

 

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#3191
14 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

liars and the biggest pussies on earth. A fucking sandwich you bitch?

Not the hero he wanted, but maybe the hero we needed?

#3194
Body cams apparently show Border Patrol agents joking about tossing tear gas at a nonviolent protest, with one agent saying "Hey, throw it [tear gas] for fun." Agents then tried to drive away, but there was apparently so much tear gas they were overcome, couldn't drive, and had to leave on foot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

It's impossible to overstate how much of what ICE is doing on the ground reflects this completely preposterous conflation of hostile *speech* and hostile *conduct.* The First Amendment protects—or, at least, is supposed to protect—the former up and until it's a "true threat," which none of this is. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

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#3196
11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Bovino needs to spend the rest of his life in prison when this regime collapses 

As do the rest of the ICE agents. 

#3199
12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

liars and the biggest pussies on earth. A fucking sandwich you bitch?

 

too much onion on a sandwich can ruin it <<< this is a crime 

#3200
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

“I could smell the onions and the mustard.”

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