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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm sure plenty of lily-white, red-blooded muricans stepped in the next day to fill all those jobs, right? There's a backlog of interest, correct?

Let me check with Upton Sinclair and I'll get back with you.

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm sure plenty of lily-white, red-blooded muricans stepped in the next day to fill all those jobs, right? There's a backlog of interest, correct?

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14 hours ago, bluto said:

I know there was the Trump tweet or whatever, but seeing it being enacted… they’re just flat out weakass. 
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Once his policies touched some MAGA donors it was bound to happen

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ok, i mean...i guess i always thought it was bs rhetoric just to get the base angry and motivated but that those spouting it knew it was bs. but...but they actually and truly believe that illegal immigrants are fucking voting don't they?? 

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boy are they in for a surprise lmao

What the fuck is “Transgender for Everybody?”

Also, that was written by Stephen Miller. The words dystopia, tranquility and idyllic are not in Trump’s limited vocabulary.

On 6/14/2025 at 10:22 AM, Brisketexan said:

Bang up job Homeland Security is doing. Internal terrorists just murdered the Minnesota Speaker. Urged on by people like Noem. Homeland Security is not here to protect us, it’s here to kill us.

The H.R. of America.

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Whenever I see this picture, I imagine these kids see this as their future except they'll be praying to Jesus.

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17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Targeting Democratic cities.  Nothing to see here.  FFS.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Targeting Democratic cities.  Nothing to see here.  FFS.

I thought in trump's mind the election was a landslide and he won every state and every city, so there are no 'democrat' cities

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Fuckers were at the entrance to my neighborhood this morning when I left.

About six to eight police vehicles, DPS and unmarked.

Had a lawn crew pulled over with about eight guys detained.

When I came back a little later their truck was being towed and they were gone.

I feel so much safer but now my neighbor needs to mow his fucking yard.

Fuck you racist, piece of shit Republicans in the goat ass.

If you all died today I would celebrate in the streets.

20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

ICE could ‘run out of money next month’ and is already $1bn over budget to carry out Trump’s deportation plans

The Department of Homeland Security has requested an extra $2 billion to meet its needs by the end of September

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-dhs-budget-deportations-trump-b2770916.html

2 billion…

…and an 8-ball?

7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

2 billion…

…and an 8-ball?

I love this website.

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Imagine being the staffer having to type up those posts and having to diligently fuck up capitalization and basic punctuation so people believe it’s your idiot boss typing.

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Transgender for Everybody!

Hey y'all Ah'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body hyuk hyu huh huh huuuuuuuuuu...

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

If they have a quota to hit, and no restrictions, and no other constraints, I suggest they hit the dairy farms.

On 6/15/2025 at 1:56 PM, Underdog said:

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American children are probably much safer working in a factory than being in a school. 

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Now that just pure leadership right there, I tell you what 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

American children are probably much safer working in a factory than being in a school. 

I would bet historical fact says otherwise, but I get your point.

Stephen Miller and ICE Barbie in Bitter West Wing Civil War Over Round-Ups

PUT ON ICE

The pair weren’t best pleased with an intervention from Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins regarding immigration raids.

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Two of the Trump administration’s top figures overseeing Donald Trump’s mass deportation plans were furious with a White House official who tried to persuade the president not to target workers in the agriculture and leisure industries.

White House deputy press secretary Stephen Miller and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—dubbed “ICE Barbie” for her stylized anti-immigration photo ops—were enraged after learning that Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins had called Trump and suggested that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents avoid deporting longtime workers in sectors heavily reliant on migrant labor, Axios reported.

Rollins’ intervention—which one insider described as “minimal”—appeared to sway the president. Last week, Trump floated the idea of carving out exemptions from his mass deportation plans specifically to avoid targeting non-criminal workers on farms and in hotels.

An official policy shift followed soon after. Senior ICE official Tatum King informed regional ICE offices Thursday that “investigations/operations on agriculture (including aquaculture and meatpacking plants), restaurants, and operating hotels” would be paused.

Miller, the architect of many of Trump’s hardline immigration policies, had been pushing for ICE to detain at least 3,000 migrants a day and was especially opposed to any industry-specific exemptions. Miller, Noem and other hardline anti-immigration officials then sought to change the policy back to where it was before Rollins got in Trump’s ear, reported Axios.

Agriculture Brooke Rollins is said to have persuaded Donald Trump to pull back on hitting farmworkers with immigration raids.Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images

That pressure campaign seemed to work. On Sunday, Trump ramped up his rhetoric and urged ICE officials to “achieve the very important goal of delivering the single largest Mass Deportation Program in history,” including targeting Democratic-led cities like Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York.

By Monday, the Department of Homeland Security reversed course, notifying staff that the previous guidelines were scrapped and that ICE would resume raids on agricultural businesses, hotels, and restaurants, The Washington Post reported.

The White denied the reports of a fued within the White House over the deportation policies.

“The entire Trump Administration is moving in the same direction to fulfill the President’s promises and remove illegal aliens from the United States,” White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson told the Daily Beast. “We will continue to prioritize removing the worst of the worst, especially in dangerous, Democrat-run sanctuary cities. But anyone who is in the United States illegally is, and has always been, at risk of deportation.”

Kristi Noem teamed up with Stephen Miller to reverse to deportation policy put forward by Donald Trump.Luke Johnson/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images

In a statement, Vanessa Cárdenas, executive director of pro-immigration group America’s Voice, said the flip-flopping underscores that “political blowback is building.”

“Look no further than Trump saying he now wants to reverse course to stop deportation of farmworkers, restaurant and hospitality workers,” Cárdenas said. “Even if Stephen Miller gets his way and the supposed ‘pause’ isn’t real, the initial announcement from the Trump White House is a telling admission about the political and economic blowback of mass deportation.”

 

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The idea of snatching these folks in this manner is maddening enough. The fact that they all do it masked and unidentified makes me ragey beyond words.

47 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:


Insane

 

At least they are honestly stating what we've known there position is: there is no judicial review, executive action is absolute power, with no checks on it at all.  In short, we do not have a president, we have a king.  And I mean, a pre-Magna Carta, pre-Parliament king.  A "Single ruler acting with unchallengeable divine authority" king type.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

God forbidden some masked men accidentally kidnap Ted Cruz for being born in Canada.

But...wouldn't they have to touch him to do so?  Shit, that's something Ted's own wife won't do.

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This country is cooked.  Full on fascist rule.

Jackboots are in control. Detention camps are coming
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But...wouldn't they have to touch him to do so?  Shit, that's something Ted's own wife won't do.

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or his girls… 

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49 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


Jackboots are in control. Detention camps are coming

This sounds hysterical on its face, but I would bet a mortgage payment we see this by year 3, if not sooner. 

On 6/15/2025 at 6:54 AM, cactusflinthead said:

 

My dipshit full-MAGA BIL used to work for them.

every able-bodied maga over the age of 18 and not employed should be arrested by ICE and forcibly chained to those meat processing stations

 

Even their douches at the check-in counter wear masks, disgraceful.

Given the events in Minnesota, I feel like it’s only a matter of time until someone feels threatened by a masked man claiming to be law enforcement trying to kidnap them and escalates the situation.
3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:


Jackboots are in control. Detention camps are coming

Are coming? Did y’all just forget the kids separated from their families and thrown in cages? And the the admin “losing” their info so families could never be reunited. We are well beyond that

No masks!

We can't even be certain these guys actually work for the government and have any real authority.

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3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Given the events in Minnesota, I feel like it’s only a matter of time until someone feels threatened by a masked man claiming to be law enforcement trying to kidnap them and escalates the situation.

And I’d give them their flowers for wiping out a cancerous tumor feeding on human decency.

Death to nazis. It is the only way. 

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