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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Just take some heavily armed guys in street clothes and balaclavas

What are the Bloods and Crips up to these days?  Maybe there are a few Black Panthers willing to assist. There are ways to get this done. 

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I can only check this thread about once every two weeks. It gets me too pissed off. What a fucking shithole this country has become. 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, apparently the Winchells Donuts at Orange Grove

We’ll take a dozen glazed, dozen cake, a mixed box of donut holes and all of your brown employees.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Which SWAT team? NYPD? Given that they all live in Staten Island and largely vote Republican, good fucking luck.

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I’m cracking up at the idea of a bunch of broadway actors in cop uniforms sashaying and jazz handing their way into an ICE facility. Where do I donate for this to happen?

Muscle? SWAT? Pffft, give fat boy a box of dunkin and he’s putty in your hands. 

On 6/17/2025 at 2:11 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:


Insane

 

Unfortunately, due to the political question doctrine, it's not completely insane.  Either that or SCOTUS will find that Congress delegated all authority to declare emergencies to the President, despite the major question and non-delegation doctrines that they love elsewhere.

This is a specter in the tariff cases and everywhere Trump has declared an emergency.

There is some hope that SCOTUS will not derogate its own power that greatly.

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unfortunately, due to the political question doctrine, it's not completely insane. 

It’s total bullshit. 

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

I’m cracking up at the idea of a bunch of broadway actors in cop uniforms sashaying and jazz handing their way into an ICE facility. Where do I donate for this to happen?

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, apparently the Winchells Donuts at Orange Grove and Las Robles got hit at 6 am, and the Fair Oaks car wash got raided.  

Car washes all over the east side been getting hit. 4 around have not opened for over a week. 

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Just get some actors from broadway to dress up as militant thugs/bodyguards.  Holy fuck, get creative… it doesn’t have to be actual deputies 

 

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Too slow once again

Car washes all over the east side been getting hit. 4 around have not opened for over a week. 
Is staying closed for a week bad for business? Because it sounds bad for business.
4 hours ago, tchookem said:

Is staying closed for a week bad for business? Because it sounds bad for business.

I think it’s bad. But the President of the United States has thanked us for our attention to this matter.

On 6/18/2025 at 1:32 AM, immamac said:

Yeah idk what the fuck this is, why are they in plain clothes? 

Hugo Boss is still finalizing their uniform design.

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They are in plain clothes because they are bounty hunters being paid per person they abduct. This is well know here in California.

It’s also why more are fighting back. 
 

I’ll wait on the Surly lawyers to weigh in on how the No Secret Police Act, if passed in California, will impact these people and their face masks and clothing since they are being given direction by Nazi Miller.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They are in plain clothes because they are bounty hunters being paid per person they abduct. This is well know here in California.

It’s also why more are fighting back. 
 

I’ll wait on the Surly lawyers to weigh in on how the No Secret Police Act, if passed in California, will impact these people and their face masks and clothing since they are being given direction by Nazi Miller.

Seems like a matter of time before one of them is fired upon. 

I see this shit im calling 911.

"Do they have weapons?"

"Hell yes they have weopons and theyre abducting people."

 

Buying a burner for this very reason.

47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

You mean to tell me they're lying? The jackbooted thugs would actually resort to deception?

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It was never about securing the border and legal immigration. It is about racism. It is about white nationalism.

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It was never about securing the border and legal immigration. It is about racism. It is about white nationalism.

 

its an ethnic purge 

8 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It was never about securing the border and legal immigration. It is about racism. It is about white nationalism.

Sort of.  I think it is about showing them who is boss and putting them in their place.  The added effect is that it hardens and normalizes (I know) law enforcement to see everyone as their enemy (I said I know).  This way when they tell them to shoot the students in an updated Kent State scenario, they are more willing to comply.   Of course. they will back off when the bosses feel the pinch too much and want their serfs back to work.   It is why they are raiding car washes and not punishing the corporations that hire them.  

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

It is why they are raiding car washes and not punishing the corporations that hire them.  

 

If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Needs more face coverings and less identification.

Was that a paintball gun in the Home Depot video?

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The bounty hunters are posting up at MLB games now.

 

Yeah, the World Cup is going to be a disaster.

Lots of immigrant players too, except they’re millionaires, thus safe.

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Just need teams and stadiums to have the courage to say no.

 

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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dammit, don’t make me like the Dodgers. 

One Of Us GIF
 

Headed there tonight.  Would love to see the reception they would get when the Eas Los horde descends on Chavez.

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We went to the Rangers game last night and El Tri was playing next door at Jerry World. Basically, ICE’s wet dream.

There’s a party store in Oak Cliff that sells Trump piñatas. Not sure where this is but it’s funneh.

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dammit, don’t make me like the Dodgers. 

Well, like it or not, the Rangers would have probably hired a band to escort them in. They’re Maga like that.

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seems like a matter of time before one of them is fired upon. 

If you are brown and live in a big city, at the minimum you need to be carrying a big can of bear spray at all times and learn to yell “I feel threatened me and I am standing my ground! “ 

23 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Well, like it or not, the Rangers would have probably hired a band to escort them in. They’re Maga like that.

just like their slave catching and lynching namesake

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet

-MAGA

53 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I feel threatened me and I am standing my ground! “ 

They going after coonasses now?

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