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2 hours ago, F250 said:

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Dude, that looks nothing like Terrance Howard 

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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Try explaining to these people that many undocumented workers pay into a system from which they will never benefit.

No thanks. I can’t think of anything more useless than trying to educate those fucking morons 

19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I wish you and your family nothing but pain and sorrow for the rest of your life. How’s that?

And?

48 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Which part? All the doctors and computer program coders? Please, provide examples.

Or do you mean farmers and landscapers? So if I pay an extra $1 for eggs, and miss 30 minutes of college football now, I may have something left in social security, which I busted my ass to contribute for?

WTF are you howling about now you simp?  Do you seriously think undocumented workers are draining your Social Security benefits?

I don't know what happened to you, but it ain't good.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF are you howling about now you simp?  Do you seriously think undocumented workers are draining your Social Security benefits?

I don't know what happened to you, but it ain't good.

He is mad because he made dumbass decisions, got some bad breaks and started lamenting about it while binging right wing media. It had to be someone else's fault. Seen this shit 1000 times. Otherwise decent folk 10 years ago are souless cunts now.  This is where we are and it is the new normal.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Try explaining to these people that many undocumented workers pay into a system from which they will never benefit.

Paying into the system how? Are you suggesting that undocumented workers file tax returns? Problem solved, I guess.

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

He is mad because he made dumbass decisions,

You mean running up $100K's of credit card debt for the travel rewards?

No way.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

You mean running up $100K's of credit card debt for the travel rewards?

No way.

Yeah, this is accurate! Good call

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2 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Paying into the system how? Are you suggesting that undocumented workers file tax returns? Problem solved, I guess.

Wait. Do you not understand how FICA works?

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

Yeah, this is accurate! Good call

More accurate than your Dan Bongino fueled terror.

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4 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Paying into the system how? Are you suggesting that undocumented workers file tax returns? Problem solved, I guess.

Jesus christ. Sit down and log off. Wtf.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. Do you not understand how FICA works?

That thing tied to a legitimate social security number? Apparently not

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. Do you not understand how FICA works?

These people think all illegal immigrants are just getting paid in rolls of dirty bills. 

The IRS doesn’t give a shit about citizenship status

LMAO at Spanky's come to Jesus moment (which isn't happening, because libs).

It is astonishing how completely ignorant of facts and quite frankly the ramifications of that ignorance these folks are. Their house could be on fire but conservative media told them not to leave. It is the libs trying to steal my house! Just fucking astounding.

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As of September 2024, there were ~420k undetained convicted criminal illegal aliens, and ~220k charged but not yet adjudicated. Not a whole lot of people are going to complain loudly about deporting the vast majority of those individuals. Start including unrelated "collateral" and it is going to get very messy very quick. If they are picking up criminal aliens at places of work, the employer should get hit with very a large and painful penalty.  

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

As of September 2024, there were ~420k undetained convicted criminal illegal aliens, and ~220k charged but not yet adjudicated. Not a whole lot of people are going to complain loudly about deporting the vast majority of those individuals. Start including unrelated "collateral" and it is going to get very messy very quick. If they are picking up criminal aliens at places of work, the employer should get hit with very a large and painful penalty.  

We should have always been focusing on the demand side. 

I wonder why we don't.

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

So are guns. Yet,do you agree that we should do everything we can to stop school shootings? Something has to give. 

Comparing getting rid of guns to getting rid of humans, very cool. Do y'all have a simple equation over in DT for calculating how many brown lives equal one gun?

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32 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Paying into the system how? Are you suggesting that undocumented workers file tax returns? Problem solved, I guess.

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1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

Which part? All the doctors and computer program coders? Please, provide examples.

Or do you mean farmers and landscapers? So if I pay an extra $1 for eggs, and miss 30 minutes of college football now, I may have something left in social security, which I busted my ass to contribute for? Maybe even take care of that pesky inflation problem to make those few dollars I still own have value when I can’t work anymore as an American citizen?

It’s amazing how fucking stupid you are.

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF are you howling about now you simp?  Do you seriously think undocumented workers are draining your Social Security benefits?

I don't know what happened to you, but it ain't good.

He’s stupid. That’s all that happened.

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Did I just learn that if I don't file a tax return I don't actually pay any taxes? Got damn.

10 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Comparing getting rid of guns to getting rid of humans, very cool. Do y'all have a simple equation over in DT for calculating how many brown lives equal one gun?

No amount of brown lives equal a gun to those people. Brown lives don’t matter.

1 minute ago, Okie State said:

Did I just learn that if I don't file a tax return I don't actually pay any taxes? Got damn.

The one simple trick they don’t want you to know! The IRS hates him!

33 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

As of September 2024, there were ~420k undetained convicted criminal illegal aliens, and ~220k charged but not yet adjudicated. Not a whole lot of people are going to complain loudly about deporting the vast majority of those individuals. Start including unrelated "collateral" and it is going to get very messy very quick. If they are picking up criminal aliens at places of work, the employer should get hit with very a large and painful penalty.  

Zero issues with violent criminals being arrested and deported.   Not sure why you need Dr Phil to livestream it and potentially fuck up due process, but we have an idiot game show host as president.    And the fact that this clown show administration always finds a way to fuck shit up, it’s nearly a given it’s gonna get messy.  

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

If they are picking up criminal aliens at places of work, the employer should get hit with very a large and painful penalty.  

Curiosity says, do you have a breakdown of the crimes that are included in that 420k

 

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1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


Do people actually believe undocumented workers are drawing social security benefits?

Why not?  They thought Dems were letting illegals in because they wanted the votes.

Half of this country will believe whatever Jesse Watters tells them to.

49 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

That thing tied to a legitimate social security number? Apparently not

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8 hours ago, Elvis said:

I own a small construction company and we do a lot of roofing and painting.  I talked to a crew leader a couple of days ago about this ( it was a kind of interview to see if I wanted to hire him for roofing).  He is an illegal immagrant working here and working the system.  He is a Trump supporter and he supports getting rid of undocument workers.  He said his crews think the same way.  Far out.

A lot of this may just be tap dancing for the gringo and telling you what he thinks you want to hear. 

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

Which part? All the doctors and computer program coders? Please, provide examples.

Or do you mean farmers and landscapers? So if I pay an extra $1 for eggs, and miss 30 minutes of college football now, I may have something left in social security, which I busted my ass to contribute for? Maybe even take care of that pesky inflation problem to make those few dollars I still own have value when I can’t work anymore as an American citizen?

Are you under the impression that undocumented migrants are going to collect social security?

Also, you're worried about inflation while supporting a president that during his first 4 years added more to the deficit (even before COVID year) than any previous 4 year term in US history? That is using military C-17s at almost a million dollars a flight to transfer immigrants just so he can show off? That cut the billionaire tax rate to the lowest it's ever been in US history while spending the most ever?

You're either retarded or not a serious person and going on ignore

49 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

 Their house could be on fire but conservative media told them not to leave. It is the libs trying to steal my house! 

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

These people think all illegal immigrants are just getting paid in rolls of dirty bills. 

It's definitely what they're being told by Fox and the like. My elderly uncle, who used to be a really bright dude, got brainwashed by this shit from his redneck 2nd wife getting into it. They actually told my mom they're pissed they can't retire because of all the illegal migrants taking their benefits. 

I gave a quick 5 minute explanation of how that's dumb as shit, where to find the info on it, then left the house. Haven't talked to them since and that was in 2021

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Back to trivial shit like the food supply, I've seen this movie before. We had an unusually gumpy state senator named Scott Beason, who possessed the reverse Midas touch of turning everything to shit. One of his deeds was to wreck the picking of tomatoes. (another was to harass a cleaning lady at Miles College by turning her water off, but he doesn't know that.)

Beason is a dead-squirrel toupee-wearing churchy-chik-fil-a drip. He finally got voted out, in Alabama, after being too bone-headedly doctrinaire.

https://www.al.com/wire/2011/10/chandler_mountain_farmers_comp.html

After talking with farmers at the tomato shed, Beason visited the Smith family's farm. Leroy Smith, Chad Smith's father, challenged the senator to pick a bucket full of tomatoes and experience the labor-intensive work.

Beason declined but promised to see what could be done to help farmers while still trying to keep illegal immigrants out of Alabama.

Smith threw down the bucket he offered Beason and said, "There, I figured it would be like that."

36 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Did I just learn that if I don't file a tax return I don't actually pay any taxes? Got damn.

 

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Turns out the "I do my own research" crowd doesn't actually do any research. 

Luckily legal citizens aren’t doing any of those things or we’d really be goofed

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Luckily legal citizens aren’t doing any of those things or we’d really be goofed

exactly my first thought.

He’s stupid. That’s all that happened.

Remember when he only complained about his crazy Russian wife and mother in law. Good times.
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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Mrs Skeeter’s high school.

She wants to know which one of you fuckers is @HookEm232 ?

 

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11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Luckily legal citizens aren’t doing any of those things or we’d really be goofed

Well now that doesn't help us scapegoat anyone, does it?

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Well now that doesn't help us scapegoat anyone, does it?

Woah now there’s always the blacks. That’s one thing they’re always good for.

3 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Mrs Skeeter’s high school.

She wants to know which one of you fuckers is @HookEm232 ?

 

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He's been doxxed, I won't post it though. I looked him up and only 1 mutual friend surprisingly. His name sounds so familiar to me

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Woah now there’s always the blacks. That’s one thing they’re always good for.

I must have had a stroke and forgot where I was for a minute.

11 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Mrs Skeeter’s high school.

She wants to know which one of you fuckers is @HookEm232 ?

 

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