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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I like how he landed at an airport that is more than double the time away from Kerrville than SA airport just so Abbott could suck his dick while putting his thumb around the sarlaac orifice that he calls his butthole while he milks his balls and gurgles his spit mixed with orange makeup runoff and sweat

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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I like how he landed at an airport that is more than double the time away from Kerrville than SA airport just so Abbott could suck his dick while putting his thumb around the sarlaac orifice that he calls his butthole while he milks his balls and gurgles his spit mixed with orange makeup runoff and sweat

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

ICE J6 bounty hunters

i have been slow to come around to this idea, but it does explain why they run away and flee when confronted rather than counter-attack

real ice look like real ice and stand their ground - real ice would have stopped those vehicles and violently detained the brick throwers

the death of a j6 henchman and the recovery of his remains by anyone other than ice or the regime would result in the name of the dead henchmen being made public, and thus the use of j6 'best people' for the kidnappings

cnn is playing along with "unbadged henchmen = ice" but it will not be possible to continue the charade if one of them goes down

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?

I'll go if she's there....

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Using deadly force for administrative (maybe) violations.  Gestapo.

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

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25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Using deadly force for administrative (maybe) violations.  Gestapo.

 

I've thought about carrying around wheel weights to put on MAGA trucks I've seen. Would also apply to ICE vehicles too.

"He wasn't there for healthcare purposes, he was just trying to escape from being kidnapped!" is an argument, I guess... 

12 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

Hold the phone, y’all:

A federal judge on Friday found that the Department of Homeland Security has been making stops and arrests in Los Angeles immigration raids without probable cause and ordered the department to stop detaining individuals based solely on race, spoken language or occupation.

 

US District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, ordered that DHS must develop guidance for officers to determine “reasonable suspicion” outside of the apparent race or ethnicity of a person, the language they speak or their accent, “presence at a particular location” such as a bus stop or their occupation.

Friday’s ruling comes after the ACLU of Southern California brought a case against the Trump administration last week on behalf of five people and immigration advocacy groups, alleging that DHS — which oversees Immigration and Customs Enforcement — has made unconstitutional arrests.

Frimpong said in his order that the administration “failed” to provide information about the basis on which they made the arrests.

“The Court therefore concludes that the Stop/Arrest Plaintiffs have sufficiently shown at this stage a likelihood of success on the question of whether the stops and arrests at issue have been based solely upon the enumerated factors,” Frimpong wrote.

 

Frimpong also ordered DHS to maintain and provide documentation of arrests to plaintiffs’ counsel.

CNN has reached out to DHS for comment.

10 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Hold the phone, y’all:

 

A federal judge on Friday found that the Department of Homeland Security has been making stops and arrests in Los Angeles immigration raids without probable cause and ordered the department to stop detaining individuals based solely on race, spoken language or occupation.

 

US District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, ordered that DHS must develop guidance for officers to determine “reasonable suspicion” outside of the apparent race or ethnicity of a person, the language they speak or their accent, “presence at a particular location” such as a bus stop or their occupation.

Friday’s ruling comes after the ACLU of Southern California brought a case against the Trump administration last week on behalf of five people and immigration advocacy groups, alleging that DHS — which oversees Immigration and Customs Enforcement — has made unconstitutional arrests.

Frimpong said in his order that the administration “failed” to provide information about the basis on which they made the arrests.

“The Court therefore concludes that the Stop/Arrest Plaintiffs have sufficiently shown at this stage a likelihood of success on the question of whether the stops and arrests at issue have been based solely upon the enumerated factors,” Frimpong wrote.

 

Frimpong also ordered DHS to maintain and provide documentation of arrests to plaintiffs’ counsel.

CNN has reached out to DHS for comment.

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Hold the phone, y’all:

 

A federal judge on Friday found that the Department of Homeland Security has been making stops and arrests in Los Angeles immigration raids without probable cause and ordered the department to stop detaining individuals based solely on race, spoken language or occupation.

 

US District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, ordered that DHS must develop guidance for officers to determine “reasonable suspicion” outside of the apparent race or ethnicity of a person, the language they speak or their accent, “presence at a particular location” such as a bus stop or their occupation.

Friday’s ruling comes after the ACLU of Southern California brought a case against the Trump administration last week on behalf of five people and immigration advocacy groups, alleging that DHS — which oversees Immigration and Customs Enforcement — has made unconstitutional arrests.

Frimpong said in his order that the administration “failed” to provide information about the basis on which they made the arrests.

“The Court therefore concludes that the Stop/Arrest Plaintiffs have sufficiently shown at this stage a likelihood of success on the question of whether the stops and arrests at issue have been based solely upon the enumerated factors,” Frimpong wrote.

 

Frimpong also ordered DHS to maintain and provide documentation of arrests to plaintiffs’ counsel.

CNN has reached out to DHS for comment.

 

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Hold the phone, y’all:

A federal judge on Friday found that the Department of Homeland Security has been making stops and arrests in Los Angeles immigration raids without probable cause and ordered the department to stop detaining individuals based solely on race, spoken language or occupation.
 

US District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, ordered that DHS must develop guidance for officers to determine “reasonable suspicion” outside of the apparent race or ethnicity of a person, the language they speak or their accent, “presence at a particular location” such as a bus stop or their occupation.

Friday’s ruling comes after the ACLU of Southern California brought a case against the Trump administration last week on behalf of five people and immigration advocacy groups, alleging that DHS — which oversees Immigration and Customs Enforcement — has made unconstitutional arrests.

Frimpong said in his order that the administration “failed” to provide information about the basis on which they made the arrests.

“The Court therefore concludes that the Stop/Arrest Plaintiffs have sufficiently shown at this stage a likelihood of success on the question of whether the stops and arrests at issue have been based solely upon the enumerated factors,” Frimpong wrote.
 

Frimpong also ordered DHS to maintain and provide documentation of arrests to plaintiffs’ counsel.

CNN has reached out to DHS for comment.

 

On 7/10/2025 at 7:20 PM, Captainant said:

Trumps July 4th post literally said he wanted use "REMIGRATION" to maga. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigration

Remigration is a far-right European concept of ethnic cleansing[1] via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, usually including those born in Europe, to their place of racial ancestry.

If they would like to remigrate me back to Switzerland, I’d be okay with that. 

 

The Diocese of San Bernardino is the first in the nation to formally lift the obligation for Catholics to attend Mass in response to immigration detentions on church property.

Catholics are usually obligated to go to Mass on Sundays and other holy days. But Bishop Alberto Rojas has paused that requirement in San Bernardino for people who may fear immigration raids.

The San Bernardino diocese told the National Catholic Reporter that immigration agents carried out detentions on two of its properties in June.

In a letter to his diocese after the detentions, Rojas said such actions are "creating a tremendous amount of fear, confusion and anxiety."

 

 

14 hours ago, Satchel said:

Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Umm yeah..

22 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I like how he landed at an airport that is more than double the time away from Kerrville than SA airport just so Abbott could suck his dick while putting his thumb around the sarlaac orifice that he calls his butthole while he milks his balls and gurgles his spit mixed with orange makeup runoff and sweat

Oddly specific, but I have to say, next time I’m hospitalized for any reason I hope you’re my nurse. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Oddly specific, but I have to say, next time I’m hospitalized for any reason I hope you’re my nurse. 

I dont think you understand what a CRNA does. I pass gas for a living

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I dont think you understand what a CRNA does. I pass gas for a living

Well if you’re going to do that kind of shit to me I’d rather be asleep 

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I dont think you understand what a CRNA does. I pass gas for a living

Hey, I fart too. Not sure my insurance would cover that as I’m sure they’d consider that unnecessary procedure. 

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Well if you’re going to do that kind of shit to me I’d rather be asleep 

Wimp. 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If they would like to remigrate me back to Switzerland, I’d be okay with that. 

aberdeenshire & argyle holla

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The head of DHS is not supposed to be radically partisan, but of course not.

Well you see it turns out our government norms were largely upheld by people having the capacity for shame and MAGA discovered a hell of a cheat code to deal with that

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On 7/11/2025 at 4:20 PM, MissingInAction said:

Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?

Found out that my umpteen-greats grandaddy with an Irish name was arrested while visiting a Spanish fort in what is now South Alabama, suspected of being a spy. He beat the rap and settled on a farm nearby, still on Spanish territory, for the rest of his life.

I don't think he could have done that without swearing an oath to the Rey de Cashtilla. The Spanish left the area before he left this world, but my point is, my ancestor, however briefly, was a Spanish subject.

Point being, when all the other white folks get sent back to [insert bleak windswept rain-hell], I wanna be snortin lines off hookers' asses in Ibiza, AS IS MY RIGHT.

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aberdeenshire & argyle holla

Aye neighbor... We can join forces against the British and reclaim the land Balmoral sits on! Clachnaben!

On 7/11/2025 at 2:49 PM, hookem2010 said:

I'm going to have to inject bleach into my occipital lobe to remove that image from my mind. Thanks.

At least you'll be safe from covid.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Just remember, every single fucking Republican voter LIKES THIS AND WANTS MORE OF IT.  BECAUSE THE ENTIRE MOVEMENT IS NOTHING WITHOUT ITS FASCIST AND RACIST HEART.

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41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Fucking bullshit. Every Nazi collaborator needs to be in the historical record so that their complicity is remembered. The fact that they don’t want their names recorded only goes to show they know this is wrong.

On 7/11/2025 at 7:31 PM, Satchel said:

There will come a time when Stephen Miller will wish videos like this didn’t exist:

https://nurse.org/news/ice-immigration-agents-detain-surgery-center/

Example of how the media is complicit in normalizing this behavior:

From the article "Of the three landscapers present, Guillen was reportedly the only one detained; the other two had legal status and were released."

Get paid $26 an hour to work at an American concentration camp (and earn a chance for a one way ticket to Nuremberg).

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Fucking bullshit. Every Nazi collaborator needs to be in the historical record so that their complicity is remembered. The fact that they don’t want their names recorded only goes to show they know this is wrong.


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3 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Fucking bullshit. Every Nazi collaborator needs to be in the historical record so that their complicity is remembered. The fact that they don’t want their names recorded only goes to show they know this is wrong.

"I was just following orders..." is the next line we'll hear.

9 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Fucking bullshit. Every Nazi collaborator needs to be in the historical record so that their complicity is remembered. The fact that they don’t want their names recorded only goes to show they know this is wrong.

That’s why I feel like they don’t plan on surrendering power. Too many people would be prosecuted if they did. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

So the answer to people being in a country other than their own, using that nation's resources and not being able to assimilate is to transport people to a country other than their own where they'll use that country's resources and not be able to assimilate? 

On 7/12/2025 at 10:57 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

If they would like to remigrate me back to Switzerland, I’d be okay with that. 

Because my dad’s mom’s family emigrated from Switzerland, (taking a ship from La Havre to New Orleans, I did some cursory research on their immigration policy.  And Swiss born grandparents do not a citizenship make. If I could get past the notion my family left all their history behind for a reason, I’d look further. 

8 hours ago, Nivek said:

The warning system was fine.  The local government's response and the Camp leadership's response were factors in the number of deaths that happened.  Their failure from years before set this in motion as well.   Numerous things have to go wrong to lose that many people. 

I’d agree with you, but the State of Texas did not treat devastating and deadly flooding with the same balls to the wall energy they muster for an injury sustained while on the job. That isn’t fine.

 

On 7/11/2025 at 10:44 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m quoting myself here because I was thinking again about where they’re planning on building these detention centers. The regime wants to take blue state electoral power away and strengthen red states by detaining them there. Another census=red state dominance. That’s why you don’t see these raids happening in Texas or Florida 

wut?  It's absolutely happening in Florida.   The big cities are blue and coincidently lots of undocumented folks live and work in those cities.  They can get two birds stoned at once.  Make the state redder by reducing blue reps, entertain the yokels by roughing up and hurting people who talk funny and have too much melanin.

What you don't see is them cleaning the Russians out of Miami/ Sunny Isles Beach.   I think the internet would love to see a couple getting extracted from a Maybach at a valet stand.

On 7/12/2025 at 6:09 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Nassau has a rather large population of Central American immigrants. I lived in Westbury when I first moved to New York and found the diversity to be cool. Apparently the racist white folks there are trying to be like their brethren next door in Suffolk County. 

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