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  • Hank_Hill
    Hank_Hill

    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

  • Hank_Hill
    Hank_Hill

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Hey guys, I know a way we can get around as a group. I’ve done it before with my previous organization.

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Covri said:

Hey guys, I know a way we can get around as a group. I’ve done it before with my previous organization.

 

 

god what I'd give to see someone slap a padlock on that rolling door and run off

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

god what I'd give to see someone slap a padlock on that rolling door and run off  then drive it into a river.

 

28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

quit trying to make yarn happen

If you go to yarn.co instead of google image searching it, it works. 

ICE seems to be having a bit of trouble recruiting enough members of the new gestapo, so they're dropping their standards.  

We're about to see some next-level stormtroopers....

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Holy shit Tuberville is such a giant POS

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Holy shit Tuberville is such a giant POS
 

No Home  Depoting while brown. Fuck that fucking fuck.

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

No Home  Depoting while brown. Fuck that fucking fuck.

What is it with all these Sec coaches wanting to become maga politicians? Tuberville has dumbed down the senate. Now Bruce Pearl and Derek Dooley are looking to join him. Why?

15 hours ago, Covri said:

Hey guys, I know a way we can get around as a group. I’ve done it before with my previous organization.

 

 

I hope they at least didn’t leave the cake out at MacArthur Park. 

5 hours ago, Satchel said:

What is it with all these Sec coaches wanting to become maga politicians? Tuberville has dumbed down the senate. Now Bruce Pearl and Derek Dooley are looking to join him. Why?

 

The grifting opportunities are greater than what they could do in the collegiate coaching world.

18 hours ago, Covri said:

Hey guys, I know a way we can get around as a group. I’ve done it before with my previous organization.

 

 

Thought of both of these simultaneously 

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What a tool. How long until Chachi, Kevin Sorbo and James Woods join the team to come in for the big win?
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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Just remember, none of them -- not a single one -- is hiding or denying who they really are and what they really believe.

If MAGA decides "you're an illegal" (and note that "Border Czar" Tom Homan has openly stated that a basis for doing so is your (brown) physical appearance), then....you don't get due process.  That's it.  That's the sole basis of determining whether you are entitled to a core constitutional right: 1) if you LOOK "illegall-ish," then 2) they will deem you to be an illegal, and 3) you thus get no due process.  That's it.  That's where we are.

These people aren't just unamerican, they are ANTI-American, and enemies of the Constitutional Republic.  They are the most dangerous threat this country has ever faced, because they are a threat from within.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Tan pants and white shoes is a reason to deport this asshole. Oh yeah, and fuck him. 

She seemed shocked that he was that direct about it and didn’t know what to ask

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

By god. There really is no more quiet part anymore. You almost have to give them credit for figuring out the cheat code for saying and doing whatever the fuck they want in a polite society.

Lie. 

Never admit to being wrong. 

Lie some more. 

Never, ever apologize. 

Remember to keep lying. 

Mock anyone trying to point out your heinous words/actions as a part of "cancel culture"

Continue lying.

 

So frustrating that this is what beats/destroys us.

14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

By god. There really is no more quiet part anymore. You almost have to give them credit for figuring out the cheat code for saying and doing whatever the fuck they want in a polite society.

Lie. 

Never admit to being wrong. 

Lie some more. 

Never, ever apologize. 

Remember to keep lying. 

Mock anyone trying to point out your heinous words/actions as a part of "cancel culture"

Continue lying.

 

So frustrating that this is what beats/destroys us.

This is all because of Roger Stone.

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is all because of Roger Stone.

This closeted dude imo

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20 hours ago, Satchel said:

What is it with all these Sec coaches wanting to become maga politicians? Tuberville has dumbed down the senate. Now Bruce Pearl and Derek Dooley are looking to join him. Why?

Easier to win?

On 8/6/2025 at 6:52 PM, HenryJames said:

 

 

i hope this ends tragically, in the worst way possible 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

This closeted dude imo

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aids was too good for this piece of shit 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i hope this ends tragically, in the worst way possible 

Unfortunately, he's a Princeton grad and as a "non-woke' Hollywood type, will carry Homan's nutsack (NB it is not large but extremely saggy) and Barbie's makeup case around and occasionally appear on camera with them.

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10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unfortunately, he's a Princeton grad and as a "non-woke' Hollywood type, will carry Homan's nutsack (NB it is not large but extremely saggy) and Barbie's makeup case around and occasionally appear on camera with them.

 

im good with driving into a canyon on the way to a ice photo opp 

On 8/6/2025 at 8:24 PM, Sbbruin said:

Holy shit Tuberville is such a giant POS
 

It's the Tuberville Principle: No matter how big a POS you think Tuberville is, Tuberville is a bigger POS than that.

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some words oughta be illegal.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i hope this ends tragically, in the worst way possible 

I googelt him and his biological dad is ethnic Japanese who ditched the family or otherwise caused bad blood, so now his enraged offspring must hunt down the foreigns.

Almost more simplistic than Superman's origin story.

I hope that I live to see the day where each of these fucks are put in prison, or preferably hung from a gallows.

On 8/6/2025 at 11:55 PM, Satchel said:

What is it with all these Sec coaches wanting to become maga politicians? Tuberville has dumbed down the senate. Now Bruce Pearl and Derek Dooley are looking to join him. Why?

It just means more.

On 8/7/2025 at 10:24 AM, Pancho said:

 

Fuck that pendejo 

A man from China who has been living in Wyoming County for the last 30 years was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcements agents after he went to the local immigration office for a routine check-in, according to his family.”

Elizabeth said her father had a work authorization card, and when he stepped down from his restaurant nearly a year ago, he began working to obtain his green card.”

https://13wham.com/news/local/former-perry-restaurant-owner-detained-by-ice-agents-china-you-chen-yan

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, freyguy said:

I hope that I live to see the day where each of these fucks are put in prison, or preferably hung from a gallows.

We need a Nuremberg trial for the entire administration from the top down. 

We need a Nuremberg trial for the entire administration from the top down. 

Who’s going to steamroller DC and make that happen? Because Germany didn’t set up the Nuremberg trials on its own.

Any brown person will do?

15 hours ago, freyguy said:

I hope that I live to see the day where each of these fucks are put in prison, or preferably hung from a gallows.

Hanged*

On 8/7/2025 at 7:51 AM, C-Man said:


What a tool. How long until Chachi, Kevin Sorbo and James Woods join the team to come in for the big win?

It's about seeing yourself as victim while victimizing, sir. Duality of man. The Jungian thing.

On 8/7/2025 at 12:32 PM, Brisketexan said:

Just remember, none of them -- not a single one -- is hiding or denying who they really are and what they really believe.

If MAGA decides "you're an illegal" (and note that "Border Czar" Tom Homan has openly stated that a basis for doing so is your (brown) physical appearance), then....you don't get due process.  That's it.  That's the sole basis of determining whether you are entitled to a core constitutional right: 1) if you LOOK "illegall-ish," then 2) they will deem you to be an illegal, and 3) you thus get no due process.  That's it.  That's where we are.

These people aren't just unamerican, they are ANTI-American, and enemies of the Constitutional Republic.  They are the most dangerous threat this country has ever faced, because they are a threat from within.

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