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On 8/16/2025 at 10:24 PM, Chopper said:

If you saw the video of the ice cunts vandalizing a memorial and putting a dildo in its place in the Mt Pleasant neighborhood of DC the other day, that's the context for this brutal confrontation by a female civilian.

added context

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against human trafficking, eh?
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Of course that’s what he looks like.

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Of course that’s what he looks like.

So, will this fuck lose his job, or nah?

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

So, will this fuck lose his job, or nah?

He'll get promoted.

17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Of course that’s what he looks like.

Dude has never touched the opposite sex in his life other than his mom

So here in downtown San Marcos. Historic District. On the phone with one of us, I look out the window and there are two ICE vehicles in front of my house. So of course, being a smart ass, I walk out and take them some HEB sparkling water. Gravy Seals all the way. Fucker had his belt unhooked he was that fat. I am watching out of the window with my former Special Forces brother. We are laughing the entire time. 

Walk up to the car, knock on the door, ask him who he is. "Oh, we are the mental health group here." Nope, I have dealt with them (Nephew stayed with me. Cray Cray). No Hays county markings, no San Marcos marking. And yeah dickbut, maybe hide your federal badge. 

I hand them the water, second car speeds off. Other dude wants to start asking me questions about the street. All I said is No Hablo Ingles. 

It was fun. 

BTW, I was born overseas and I do carry my passport card when I go out. 

 

So here in downtown San Marcos. Historic District. On the phone with one of us, I look out the window and there are two ICE vehicles in front of my house. So of course, being a smart ass, I walk out and take them some HEB sparkling water. Gravy Seals all the way. Fucker had his belt unhooked he was that fat. I am watching out of the window with my former Special Forces brother. We are laughing the entire time. 
Walk up to the car, knock on the door, ask him who he is. "Oh, we are the mental health group here." Nope, I have dealt with them (Nephew stayed with me. Cray Cray). No Hays county markings, no San Marcos marking. And yeah dickbut, maybe hide your federal badge. 
I hand them the water, second car speeds off. Other dude wants to start asking me questions about the street. All I said is No Hablo Ingles. 
It was fun. 
BTW, I was born overseas and I do carry my passport card when I go out. 
 

Can I have all your money since you’re about to disappear?
12 hours ago, texas08 said:


Can I have all your money since you’re about to disappear?

Left tree fiddy under the gnome. 

13 hours ago, texas08 said:

Can I have all your money since you’re about to disappear?

I would’ve gone with, “Can I have your watch when you are dead?”

 

56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Love the spirit.  Feel like there's an opportunity to develop better chants, though.  I'd love for someone to come up with THE OFFICIAL ICE mocking / protest chant.  Something like this, which I still think should rain down on DJT whenever he shows up in public:

 

3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Love the spirit.  Feel like there's an opportunity to develop better chants, though.  I'd love for someone to come up with THE OFFICIAL ICE mocking / protest chant.  Something like this, which I still think should rain down on DJT whenever he shows up in public:

 

I want to know why you’re such a what?  Dunce?

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I want to know why you’re such a what?  Dunce?

Cunt. It's in the UK, thus the freer use of the term.

4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Cunt. It's in the UK, thus the freer use of the term.

That’s fantastic 

12 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Where the mexicans? I have seen them turn an apartment in a day. That is some slow as shit painting. 

Oh wait. 

15 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

They're painting it black because ... wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

 

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Tuesday that the entire border wall along the southern border with Mexico is going to be painted black to make it hotter and deter illegal immigration — and she credited President Trump with the idea.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-border-wall-paint-black-immigration-crossings-978acd21269cd917b97ba6cb9077bc71

I 100% believe this is a "Donald Trump idea." It's full-blown Idiocracy time at this point.

ICE been hitting places in Austin. Saddled up to the new bar in the hood and the bartender told me ICE had just raided the "card house" in back (separate gambling house but in same complex). From the looks of folks that hang out there it's amazing no one got shot

Shitty part is they are probably only painting the US side thus making it harder for illegal immigration to Mexico when this oligarchy is fully rendered a smoldering hellscape.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

They're painting it black because ... wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

 

https://apnews.com/article/trump-border-wall-paint-black-immigration-crossings-978acd21269cd917b97ba6cb9077bc71

I 100% believe this is a "Donald Trump idea." It's full-blown Idiocracy time at this point.

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Tuesday that the entire border wall along the southern border with Mexico is going to be painted black to make it hotter and deter illegal immigration — and she credited President Trump with the idea.

cruelty is the plan. I'm surprised that Trump hasn't called for North Vietnamese booby traps. Not that he would be aware of them other than what he's been told.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

 

I’ve painted iron fencing. Used a glove mop made for that purpose.

I bet that disphit touched a hot railing and this is his eureka moment based on that. what a caricature this guy is

It's a good thing that he knows paving stones and landscaping since he's deporting all of that working class.

ah, so Mr President, you do know about high albedo surfaces.

hi what? deport this Al Bedo!

On 8/19/2025 at 11:33 AM, speed817 said:

Dude has never touched the opposite sex in his life other than his mom

I heard he calls the lab tech "mama" who decanted him in the lab.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is some slow as shit painting. 

They're expressing their feelings or some shit.

And he’s painting the border wall black. Aka, he just learned about how colors reflect or conduct heat. 

I seriously thought the story about painting the wall black was a joke. Like the onion. It is just so stupid. Yet again I can't believe this is actually real life.

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

I'm amazed her face didn't fall off and run away.

21 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And he’s painting the border wall black. Aka, he just learned about how colors reflect or conduct heat. 

And one of his supporters who owns a paint company taught him about it. $$$

Cunt spends money like they're printing it just for her.

30 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Cunt spends money like they're printing it just for her.

Well, they did give her like 100x the money they usually got in Trump's bullshit bill, right?

Has her department produced a budget yet?  Many haven't.

does that include meth-fueled gay sex?

I'm telling you.  He and his administration want a lily white country.

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

I'm telling you.  He and his administration want a lily white country.

Not really the thread for this comment, but that is exactly why Cracker Barrel fails. In theory, I ought to like their food.

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