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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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22 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

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4 hours ago, Derka said:

 

I think we have passed the point where he cares what a court says. That thing isn't closing until TFG is no longer in power.

On 8/18/2025 at 6:07 PM, HenryJames said:

Of course that’s what he looks like.

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20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

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He looks like an uncircumcised penis with a toupee. Probably orders tuna fish subs on white bread with extra mayonnaise at Subway 5 days a week.

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8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I think we have passed the point where he cares what a court says. That thing isn't closing until TFG is no longer in power.

Misleading tweet. The order is that they don’t expand it any further. Not shut it down. 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Misleading tweet. The order is that they don’t expand it any further. Not shut it down. 

Do you think he won’t expand it further? He’ll just build an adjacent structure to it with no roof or toilets to house people.

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

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That is the face of someone who shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of a school.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Story sounds a little suspicious. About 30% of the vehicles in San Antonio have some sort of Mexican decals on them, putting a Mexican flag on a truck wouldn't really stick out. lol

29 minutes ago, F250 said:

Story sounds a little suspicious. About 30% of the vehicles in San Antonio have some sort of Mexican decals on them, putting a Mexican flag on a truck wouldn't really stick out. lol

Slap 'em on unmarked police cars when you see them out and about in donut shop parking lots.

Alternatively, we could support immigrants by helping them wrap their cars in the same manner that the govt is planning to do to the ICE vehicles

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Slap 'em on unmarked police cars when you see them out and about in donut shop parking lots.

UTPD...... 

Jesus,at least half of them are just fat rednecks who now have a badge. It’s simply intimidation. 

It's not a tortilla if it's not flipped by hand

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

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4 hours ago, F250 said:

Story sounds a little suspicious. About 30% of the vehicles in San Antonio have some sort of Mexican decals on them, putting a Mexican flag on a truck wouldn't really stick out. lol

Virgin of Guadalupe or it doesn’t count.

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Jesus,at least half of them are just fat rednecks who now have a badge. It’s simply intimidation. 

It’s all moving towards a Kent state scenario. Unfortunately this country is too stupid to understand and will likely cheer when that inevitably happens.

i mean it's pretty fucking obvious that many if not most of these 'federal agents' are straight off the streets - makeshift uniforms, personal vehicles, their physical fitness, the way they carry themselves, the language they're using, the trigger-happy reactions, etc etc etc... not like actual existing LEOs are that much better, but these are so clearly untrained thugs straight off the street. just incredible. 

What an evil fucking cunt.

 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i mean it's pretty fucking obvious that many if not most of these 'federal agents' are straight off the streets - makeshift uniforms, personal vehicles, their physical fitness, the way they carry themselves, the language they're using, the trigger-happy reactions, etc etc etc... not like actual existing LEOs are that much better, but these are so clearly untrained thugs straight off the street. just incredible. 

I understand the point you’re making here, but you’re giving “actual existing LEOs” too much credit. Have you not witnessed what the law enforcement community has devolved into over the past few decades? It’s just a bunch of fat pigs in tacticool gear.

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20 hours ago, F250 said:

 

He looks like an uncircumcised penis with a toupee. Probably orders tuna fish subs on white bread with extra mayonnaise at Subway 5 days a week.

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Oddly specific. 

I 100% support this Houston homeowner.

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An investigation is underway after two men wearing ski masks and claiming to be police were shot and killed at a home in southeast Houston Friday night, according to the Houston Police Department.

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this will only happen more and more

This.

Masked unmarked ‘police’ means an armed citizenry gets to shoot first and ask questions later. I hope masking was worth it coppers.

Of course they know they’re preying on ‘the other side’ who has historically been the ones who aren’t armed. But that’ll change when people realize that those who always said you need guns to protect yourself against state tyranny, have become the state….. and started a full on reign of tyranny.

Just read Dean George Tanaka’s grandparents were in an internment camp in Idaho. Fuck that piece of shit

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Former man of steel

Present man of meal

39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

I didn't know lap dog did agility courses too.  

9 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

Nah, they have fire they have to jump through. 

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

He moves through that obstacle course like an overweight arthritic old man with mobility issues.

I can hear his wheezing over the narrator. 

On 8/21/2025 at 10:48 PM, Derka said:

 

I bet it’s still going after 60 days.  Court orders don’t mean shit if no one enforces them. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Goddammit Cain, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit, get the fuck off my obstacle!

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Goddammit Cain, get your fat ass off my obstacle!

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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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I didn't get it quite right.

I am approximately the same age and I'm not going to claim any great level of fitness or athletic ability.  But, considering our respective athletic ability accomplishments in our 20s, I could make a much better effort at that obstacle course, for the cameras, than he has.  Fat slimy walrus-looking piece of shit.

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dude was a safety in college, and at one point held the NCAA record for most INTs in a season. Even in his 50s, this is embarrassing.  

Jesus,at least half of them are just fat rednecks who now have a badge. It’s simply intimidation. 

Same as it ever was.
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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Needs narration from these guys:

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