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Y'all are slipping.

 

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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Y'all are slipping.

 

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Need that video of the Gravy Seal from one of the threads.

7 hours ago, GenXer said:

Former man of steel

Present man of meal

I really hate seeing him trying to associate himself with Superman.  He has far more in common with another character he played, a serial rapist.  

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

I really hate seeing him trying to associate himself with Superman.  He has far more in common with another character he played, a serial rapist.  

In six months he will be complaining that he was blackballed from Hollywood by the liberal elite.  

I love the taser being pulled out. Against what? Some dude carrying his kid? 

 

lot of these 'agents' are brown and black, interesting

Offer a bunch of dead beats $100k+, full benefits, you'll get all walks of life.  Sadly, a bunch of former law enforcement employees will also be drawn to this because their pension accrual will also resume.

Unfortunately, it's a genius move to keep the classes fighting against eachother.

4 hours ago, freyguy said:

Offer a bunch of dead beats $100k+, full benefits, you'll get all walks of life.  Sadly, a bunch of former law enforcement employees will also be drawn to this because their pension accrual will also resume.

Unfortunately, it's a genius move to keep the classes fighting against eachother.

Has anyone actually received these bonuses? What's the fine print say

8 hours ago, freyguy said:

Offer a bunch of dead beats $100k+, full benefits, you'll get all walks of life.  Sadly, a bunch of former law enforcement employees will also be drawn to this because their pension accrual will also resume.

Unfortunately, it's a genius move to keep the classes fighting against eachother.

 

 

16 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

 

Catchy tune

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Their gear gets cheaper and cheaper.  And officers gooner and gooner.

On 8/24/2025 at 3:50 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Inflicting maximum pain and suffering on the browns is now doctrine.

What about all the pain and suffering the Browns have inflicted on their fans?

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What about all the pain and suffering the Browns have inflicted on their fans?

Raises hand.

Apparently we have had negative immigration for the last six months. Which means the population of the US actually declined during that time because the US birthrate is below that needed for a stable population. 

 

On 8/23/2025 at 4:04 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I didn't get it quite right.

I am approximately the same age and I'm not going to claim any great level of fitness or athletic ability.  But, considering our respective athletic ability accomplishments in our 20s, I could make a much better effort at that obstacle course, for the cameras, than he has.  Fat slimy walrus-looking piece of shit.

I am confident I could run circles around Dean Cain on that obstacle course. However he is a decade older than me so it's not a fair comparison. Which highlights the absurdity of him even being allowed to join. 60 year olds are too damn old to enroll in law enforcement academies. Hell, 40 is probably too old.

It's just ridiculous that the U.S. Government is allowing a 60 year old man without a law enforcement background to even sign up. 

There are no adults in charge. 

Have you seen what they've done to the standards to join the FBI?

It used to be that the FBI came out and recruited top notch talent.  Now, it's the opposite.

23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Apparently we have had negative immigration for the last six months. Which means the population of the US actually declined during that time because the US birthrate is below that needed for a stable population. 

 

would you be here if you didn't have to be?

Fuckin’ finally. So tired of not being able to get a job as a concert violinist in Utah. I played the snare drum in 2nd grade so I’m equally qualified. Time to dust off the resume!

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On 8/24/2025 at 4:45 PM, Ghost of NMAS said:

And fat

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16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

would you be here if you didn't have to be?

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17 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Apparently we have had negative immigration for the last six months. Which means the population of the US actually declined during that time because the US birthrate is below that needed for a stable population. 

 

If they can’t kill Social Security one way, they’ll try another.

On 8/23/2025 at 1:29 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

Are they playing it in slow motion to fill more air time?

It's really only a matter of time before ICE arrests an ICE agent.  That clown still won't see the error in his ways.  

It's really only a matter of time before ICE arrests an ICE agent.  That clown still won't see the error in his ways.  

Or one of the comically untrained agents shoots and kills another.
On 8/26/2025 at 7:03 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Depending on how you view orchestral ensembles, he could very well be a gang member.

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It’s genius as long as you are constitutionally incapable of truly caring about anything else. And brother, we got that in spades.

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Sounds like setting up immigrants with a fixed deck so they have no options and will get railroaded out of the country. You know, exactly what that Nazi fuck Stephen Miller wanted. 

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Holy shit. He got charged with asspelting?

On 8/26/2025 at 3:11 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

Apparently we have had negative immigration for the last six months. Which means the population of the US actually declined during that time because the US birthrate is below that needed for a stable population. 

 

The stagnant economy in Japan can be traced to the combination of xenophobic immigration and declining birthrate.

The "Republicans are better with the economy" geniuses seem to have missed that. 

31 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Holy shit. He got charged with asspelting?

*assailing.  You can’t assail in California while in uniform 

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