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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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9 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

They should be able to dispatch the ice dipshits with no consequences. 

35 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

I went in to Kerrville. Day after. A few can attest. I saw a lot of ICE, FBI, etc. But ya know, the Mexican team was one of the first to respond and the last to come for lunch. 

FEMA and the RS Teams? Nope. 

 

22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So he dead?

No, just unalive. Like at the end of tomorrow's football games (much more important that the downfall of American democracy) I won't be drunk, just unsober.

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11 hours ago, Derka said:

 

One thing all this shit underscores, that I think a lot of people really didn't realize, is that a lot of, nay most, unlawful immigrants are living really normal lives, working, paying taxes, going to school, doing most stuff native-born Americans do, and generally working a lot harder than most at jobs native-borns are afraid to do.

The GOP had created this notion that they were all standing around on street corners, slingin drugs and looking for white wimmen to rape and other crimes to do.  Complete and utter bullshit.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

One thing all this shit underscores, that I think a lot of people really didn't realize, is that a lot of, nay most, unlawful immigrants are living really normal lives, working, paying taxes, going to school, doing most stuff native-born Americans do, and generally working a lot harder than most at jobs native-borns are afraid to do.

The GOP had created this notion that they were all standing around on street corners, slingin drugs and looking for white wimmen to rape and other crimes to do.  Complete and utter bullshit.

Don't forget eating the dogs and cats ... 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

One thing all this shit underscores, that I think a lot of people really didn't realize, is that a lot of, nay most, unlawful immigrants are living really normal lives, working, paying taxes, going to school, doing most stuff native-born Americans do, and generally working a lot harder than most at jobs native-borns are afraid to do.

The GOP had created this notion that they were all standing around on street corners, slingin drugs and looking for white wimmen to rape and other crimes to do.  Complete and utter bullshit.

This.  Just...this.

Not only are the vast majority - as in, almost all - of illegal immigrants NOT out there hurting anyone, they're actually just folks, working hard as hell, doing their jobs well, contributing to our overall economy and society, raising their families, and trying to create a better future for their family.

You know what I call people like that?  Great Americans.  A guy who gets up before the sun, busts his ass doing top-quality work, greeting his co-workers and client/boss with a smile, who goes home and kisses his wife, laughs with his kids, cheers them on at their soccer games, provides a good and safe home for them so that they can live and go to school and maybe end up with a job that DOESN'T require getting up at 4:00 and working outside, and enjoys watching a game with his buddies on the weekend?  We should want a country full of people like that.  That's the best of America.  

What REALLY pisses off these loser white supremacists who can't fucking compete is that we HAVE a "best of America" -- and it's brown, speaks Spanish, and listens to music they don't understand.  Tough shit.  Get over it, you fucking entitled, loser fucks.

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

One thing all this shit underscores, that I think a lot of people really didn't realize, is that a lot of, nay most, unlawful immigrants are living really normal lives, working, paying taxes, going to school, doing most stuff native-born Americans do, and generally working a lot harder than most at jobs native-borns are afraid to do.

The GOP had created this notion that they were all standing around on street corners, slingin drugs and looking for white wimmen to rape and other crimes to do.  Complete and utter bullshit.

Parts of my racist shit fuck family see black people like this and really want to go after them but since they are citizens going after the illegals is the next best thing. These people really are pieces of shit and I don’t see any way to change their mind. They really enjoy being racist

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There's a wildfire up here burning in Olympic National Forest and parts of Olympic National Park. It's not big, but it's burning in a very inaccessible area (steep slopes, lack of roads, etc.) with ample fuel that makes it difficult to contain. Despite its relatively small size it's a big smoke producer because of said fuel, so it's been an air quality issue for the Olympic Peninsula and, for a few brief instances, the Seattle-Tacoma metro. It is only 13% contained despite starting fourth of July weekend, and only that high because there was an unseasonably large rain event a week or two ago (despite this, it's been a rather dry spring and summer and the entire region is in a drought). The firefighters out there are up against it to protect structures, park infrastructure, and find ways to contain a very difficult fire.

Why do I mention this?

Because ICE/CPB/BLM determined it was a good idea to sideline contracted fire crews to line them up, check for papers, and in fact arrest two wildland firefighters working to contain a fire on federal land. They did so in a remote area with a lack of cell service or other telecom infrastructure, so I highly doubt they were even able to get in touch with their families.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/climate-lab/federal-agents-arrest-firefighters-working-on-wa-wildfire/

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/climate-lab/border-patrol-firefighters-arrested-at-bear-gulch-fire-illegally-entered-u-s/

It's not just that the cruelty is a plus, or part of the plan. It is the only point. There is no other objective for these people.

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-08-29/public-defender-moves-to-disqualify-bill-essayli

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The federal public defender’s office in Los Angeles filed a motion Friday to disqualify acting U.S. Atty. Bill Essayli, arguing that the Trump administration’s pick to serve as the top federal prosecutor in Southern California is unlawfully occupying his post.

 

Essayli, a former Riverside County assemblyman, was appointed by U.S. Atty. Gen. Pam Bondi in April, and his term was set to expire in late July unless he was confirmed by the U.S. Senate or a panel of federal judges. But the White House never moved to nominate him to a permanent role, instead opting to use an unprecedented legal maneuver to shift his title to “acting,” extending his term another nine months without any confirmation process.

 

The federal public defender’s office filed a motion seeking to dismiss an indictment against their client and to disqualify Essayli and attorneys working under him “from participating in criminal prosecutions in this district.”

 

The defendant, Jaime Ramirez, was indicted on a charge of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

 

In a 63-page motion filed in Ramirez’s case, James Anglin Flynn and Ayah A. Sarsour, deputy federal public defenders, argued that the Trump administration circumvented limitations that Congress has imposed on temporary service in key offices, including U.S. attorneys.

 

Essayli’s term was supposed to expire on July 29. At that point the White House had not formally nominated him before the U.S. Senate, and local federal judges had taken no action to confirm Essayli, or anyone else, to the position. At the eleventh hour, the White House named Essayli as acting U.S. attorney, allowing him to hold the post for 210 more days without confirmation hearings

 

Essayli “was not lawfully acting as the United States Attorney in any capacity” on Aug. 13, when the government obtained the indictment against Ramirez, the deputy federal public defenders wrote in their motion. “And he has no such lawful authority today.”

 

The U.S. attorney’s office in L.A. did not immediately respond to a request for comment. The Department of Justice declined to comment.

 

In their motion, Flynn and Sarsour pointed out that the Trump administration has used similar strategies to keep political allies in power in U.S. attorney’s offices in New Jersey, Nevada, New Mexico and the Northern District of New York. But legal challenges are mounting. Last week, a federal judge ruled that Alina Habba has been illegally occupying her seat in New Jersey since early July, although that order was put on hold pending appeal.

 

25 minutes ago, Foosters said:

although that order was put on hold pending appeal.

This phrase triggers rage due to the frequency with which one reads it.

21 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

This phrase triggers rage due to the frequency with which one reads it.

It is, historically, fairly normal.  And the courts of appeal are mostly affirming the lower courts.  It's the Supreme Court emergency or shadow docket you have to worry about.

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Fuck yes. More of this is needed. No, you won't take that human. 

 

10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yes. More of this is needed. No, you won't take that human. 

 

God damn. What a fucking hero.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

This Howdy Doody looking motherfucker.

Not sure I but that's the same person; but if so, woof. Hate will age a motherfucker.

On 8/28/2025 at 10:26 AM, Biff Tannen said:

So he dead?

 

On 8/29/2025 at 9:26 AM, gernblansten said:

No, just unalive. Like at the end of tomorrow's football games (much more important that the downfall of American democracy) I won't be drunk, just unsober.

I was wrong, I did got drunk.

man, I used to love playing with army men, especially around 4th of july when firecrackers were in abundant supply. blowing up the grounds crew doesn't hit the same

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Huh, CBP was being trained to use mortars by US special forces?

https://www.dvidshub.net/image/9274238/soldiers-international-forces-train-mortar-live-fire-during-arctic-edge-25

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That's straight from DoD, and seems extremely unusual, even for a tactical police team. It does make sense from a funding perspective though, since they get more cash than the Marines now. 

Jesus we're fucked

When DHS absolutely, positively needs to deliver a package on time.  

20 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

She seems nice

Federal judge out of San Francisco finds that using the NG to assist ICE in LA violates the Posse Comitatus Act. About time, but of course the order is stayed.

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 A federal judge on Tuesday blocked the Trump administration from deploying the National Guard in California to fight crime.

San Francisco-based U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer issued the order for the U.S. District Court California Northern District, according to a court filing.

 

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/us-judge-blocks-trump-administrations-use-troops-la-2025-09-02/

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3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Posse

Can’t even spell it right - MAGA

 

“I keep seeing these memes where Indians are bragging about taking our tech jobs,” said Ely, 36. “So I said, ‘Oh yeah? Well I’m going to work with these guys that are going to arrest you, slam your face on the pavement and send you home.’”

And then, Ely will have that coveted tech job for which he is assuredly qualified to perform. 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

She seems nice

She posted this, too.  I'm at work so I'm not going to look now, so this is just a bookmark for later:

 

51 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She posted this, too.  I'm at work so I'm not going to look now, so this is just a bookmark for later:

 

False advertising. No sideboob posted.

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

False advertising. No sideboob posted.

I concur. False advertising. 

ICE to Gain Access to Paragon Spyware After Biden Order Dropped

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-02/ice-to-gain-access-to-paragon-spyware-after-biden-order-dropped

Takeaways by Bloomberg AI

  • US Immigration and Customs Enforcement is on track to gain access to spyware designed to hack phones and read private messages after the Trump administration reactivated an ICE contract for spyware from Paragon.
  • The Paragon software has allegedly been used to target activists and journalists in Europe, and is designed to hack into mobile phones and secretly record messages sent using encrypted apps such as Signal and WhatsApp.
  • The contract renewal gives ICE a powerful new spying tool in its crackdown on undocumented immigrants, as it attempts to deliver on President Donald Trump’s promise to carry out the largest mass deportation in US history.
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38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

ICE to Gain Access to Paragon Spyware After Biden Order Dropped

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-02/ice-to-gain-access-to-paragon-spyware-after-biden-order-dropped

Takeaways by Bloomberg AI

  • US Immigration and Customs Enforcement is on track to gain access to spyware designed to hack phones and read private messages after the Trump administration reactivated an ICE contract for spyware from Paragon.
  • The Paragon software has allegedly been used to target activists and journalists in Europe, and is designed to hack into mobile phones and secretly record messages sent using encrypted apps such as Signal and WhatsApp.
  • The contract renewal gives ICE a powerful new spying tool in its crackdown on undocumented immigrants, as it attempts to deliver on President Donald Trump’s promise to carry out the largest mass deportation in US history.

The sooner that America realizes that ICE is not an immigration agency, it is instead "Trump's all-purpose secret police" with its entire mission being inwardly focused (targeting "enemies of the regime"), the better a chance we'll have.

Stasi, the Gestapo, the FSB, what have you....they're here.  They are called ICE.  All of us who grew up reading books and watching movies where we recoiled in horror when we saw states with "secret police" who targeted the state's own residents for being disloyal to the regime and whatnot?  We're here.  It's our turn now.  Wake the fuck up.  ICE is not getting this tool so they can spy on some illegals hanging sheetrock.  They are getting the tool so they can spy on Americans who the regime does not like.

Remember how some people freaked out about FISA courts and warrants?  This dispenses with even that level of formality and legal review.  They are just going to use it.  Then, in the endgame, the people they target with it are going to be disappeared.  That's how secret police work.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

The sooner that America realizes that ICE is not an immigration agency, it is instead "Trump's all-purpose secret police" with its entire mission being inwardly focused (targeting "enemies of the regime"), the better a chance we'll have.

Stasi, the Gestapo, the FSB, what have you....they're here.  They are called ICE.  All of us who grew up reading books and watching movies where we recoiled in horror when we saw states with "secret police" who targeted the state's own residents for being disloyal to the regime and whatnot?  We're here.  It's our turn now.  Wake the fuck up.  ICE is not getting this tool so they can spy on some illegals hanging sheetrock.  They are getting the tool so they can spy on Americans who the regime does not like.

Remember how some people freaked out about FISA courts and warrants?  This dispenses with even that level of formality and legal review.  They are just going to use it.  Then, in the endgame, the people they target with it are going to be disappeared.  That's how secret police work.

100%. It's absolutely mind-blowing that we so easily accepted these dudes "masking up."

6 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Federal judge out of San Francisco finds that using the NG to assist ICE in LA violates the Posse Comitatus Act. About time, but of course the order is stayed.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/us-judge-blocks-trump-administrations-use-troops-la-2025-09-02/

So dipshit ordered the NG to deploy in early June and in early September a judge said he can't do that.  That oughta do it, thanks very much Ray.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The sooner that America realizes that ICE is not an immigration agency, it is instead "Trump's all-purpose secret police" with its entire mission being inwardly focused (targeting "enemies of the regime"), the better a chance we'll have.

Stasi, the Gestapo, the FSB, what have you....they're here.  They are called ICE.  All of us who grew up reading books and watching movies where we recoiled in horror when we saw states with "secret police" who targeted the state's own residents for being disloyal to the regime and whatnot?  We're here.  It's our turn now.  Wake the fuck up.  ICE is not getting this tool so they can spy on some illegals hanging sheetrock.  They are getting the tool so they can spy on Americans who the regime does not like.

Remember how some people freaked out about FISA courts and warrants?  This dispenses with even that level of formality and legal review.  They are just going to use it.  Then, in the endgame, the people they target with it are going to be disappeared.  That's how secret police work.

Hey man, if you're doing nothing wrong then you shouldn't worry about your constitutional rights. 

Seriously it looks like Chicago will be the next battleground. Trump will let loose the talking heads to explain how out of control Chicago is with crime. This will give him cover for the NG, most likely also with ICE. Gotta bump up those deportation numbers. 

25 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Hey man, if you're doing nothing wrong then you shouldn't worry about your constitutional rights. 

Seriously it looks like Chicago will be the next battleground. Trump will let loose the talking heads to explain how out of control Chicago is with crime. This will give him cover for the NG, most likely also with ICE. Gotta bump up those deportation numbers. 

He's already ramping up that rhetoric about Chicago being the MURDER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!

The POTUS who all of these folks voted for because he wouldn't get us in endless wars....is just going to use troops to invade and attack cities right here at home.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He's already ramping up that rhetoric about Chicago being the MURDER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!

The POTUS who all of these folks voted for because he wouldn't get us in endless wars....is just going to use troops to invade and attack cities right here at home.

Was debating heading to Chicago for UCLA v Northwestern.  If I time it just right, I could get a front row seat to the excitement!

 

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He's already ramping up that rhetoric about Chicago being the MURDER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!

The POTUS who all of these folks voted for because he wouldn't get us in endless wars....is just going to use troops to invade and attack cities right here at home.

Like he said he would. 

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I'm assuming this has been discussed (below):

 

Edited by Bullneck

26 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I'm assuming this has been discd (below):

 

This was/is an inevitability.

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