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18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

this country needs to burn

 

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  • Hank_Hill
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    Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

  • What’s worse than your average maga about sparky is he’s posting this vitriol while sitting at a dialysis machine getting a life extending service paid for by you, me, and the very immigrants he despi

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Our tax dollars at work in Chicago. Do these heroes get combat pay?

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Can’t let any of those illegal immigrants swim across the Chicago River to gain access to our country 

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

26 minutes ago, wood said:

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

How?  He'll find a cushy position within the current administration.  Like "curator of videos of terrified brown people to show to Stephen Miller to give him an erection" or some shit like that.

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Our tax dollars at work in Chicago. Do these heroes get combat pay?

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"I was going to the worst place in the world, and I didn't even know

it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked 

through the war like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into

Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel 

Walter E. Kurtz's memory, any more than being back in Saigon

was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling

my own. And if his story is really a confession, then so is

Hey! There's a Target. I need some socks. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

How?  He'll find a cushy position within the current administration.  Like "curator of videos of terrified brown people to show to Stephen Miller to give him an erection" or some shit like that.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

This right here. Regimes like this always fall. It's just a matter of when.

This right here. Regimes like this always fall. It's just a matter of when.

Fascism lasted in Spain for more than a generation.
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

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3 hours ago, wood said:

Fucking POS, that dude. Karma's gonna be a real bitch to him.

He will just wear a mask next time. 

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

At some point these guys will no longer have the protection of the state. 

Fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene is siding with the Dems to release the Epstein Files.

Hope may be a dangerous thing, but hopelessness is even more so even if it doesn't feel like it.

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do wonder if it would be better to open carry and start intervening until they identify themselves.  Or just shoot them and claim defense of others.   They looked like skinhead nazi's to me your honor.  

If I’m on your jury, you will walk.

Trump says he’s sending troops to Portland to protect ICE facilities

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/27/politics/trump-sending-troops-portland-ice

Does he mean Portland, TX?

September 24: Dallas ICE Facility Shooting

August: Dallas ICE Facility Bomb Threat

July 4: Alvarado Detention Center Ambush. A group of individuals wearing military-style clothing fired at the Prairieland Detention Center near Alvarado.

July 7: McAllen Border Patrol Office Shooting

 

no, of course not.

And measurably less so in Brazil.

Problem: the Brazilian people clearly have their shit way more together and are way less shitty than the American people. You read that right.
14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

And here's a longer clip.  They started chasing the guy because he said "Fuck Trump".  We have a half dozen guys all geared up like their in a war zone and ready to beat this guy's ass all because they didn't like something he said.

 

Just now, fuggled said:

And here's a longer clip.  They started chasing the guy because he said "Fuck Trump".  We have a half dozen guys all geared up like their in a war zone and ready to beat this guy's ass all because they didn't like something he said.

 

So.  Their "probable cause" was "he disrespected the Führer."

That's where we are, folks.  It's not ambiguous or subtle.

52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I'm sure she dreads every time his crypt lid scrapes open knowing he'll be hovering over the bed hissing "coitus".

On 9/26/2025 at 6:23 PM, Brisketexan said:


Fascism lasted in Spain for more than a generation.

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

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Sorry the reply took so long, I was finishing my placenta helper.

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9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Sorry the reply took so long, I was finishing my placenta helper.

That’s ok, i was just playing with my bag-o-glass. 

2 hours ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure she dreads every time his crypt lid scrapes open knowing he'll be hovering over the bed hissing "coitus".

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Status update on generalissimo Francisco Franco?

I walked over his tomb in the 90s. The tour guide did it and guided everyone to walk on top of it. Fuck that puto!

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s ok, i was just playing with my bag-o-glass. 

Happy Fun Ball, ftw.

Remember, do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

That ICE agent who took the selfie, it's likely not the only bad thing he's done.  When he goes to family Thanksgiving and they go around the table and ask everyone what they did this year, what does he say?  Is his family a buncha aholes too, and they congratulate him?  Or are they agast?  Maybe he wasn't invited to dinner at all.

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Does she dress up like an ICE agent for role play with Elon? 

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

just buy the same amazon body armor and uniforms as ICE/ Meal Team 6, mask up, and walk right in. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

people heading to immigration appointments just need to cover their faces and hide their identity completely - I mean it works for their side. 

They just need to use my new app "Honker".   It's like Uber, but a group of whities like this show up, complete with matching outfit,  and escort you wherever you need to go.

 

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Can't wait to see the next Jason Bateman movie, "ICE, Calling from the Inside!"

 

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/immigration/2025/09/30/ice-agents-arrests-41-in-alleged-human-trafficking-sting-at-dallas-chicas-bonitas-club

A raid by the Homeland Security at a Dallas adult entertainment club last week ended with the arrests of 41 people during a human trafficking and unlawful employment investigation, according to a news release.

ICE officers, federal agents and local Dallas officers, descended on Chicas Bonitas Cabaret in the 11000 block of Harry Hines Boulevard Friday night, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Office said in a Tuesday news release.

ICE arresting 41 illegal immigrants in a Dallas Chicas Bonitas is unethical even to those who are pro-ICE.

It's like the hunter who uses deer feeders year round and then hangs out in his deer blind and kills bambi. Great job, but that's not hunting.

C'mon. Talk about a honeypot trap.

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Oh man I used to love that place. Good times inside and great tacos outside at 5am. Fuck ICE

Looks like they were finally able to buy all the cool new matching tactical gear to wear while performing their secret police duties.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

This is fucking insane America

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