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Sunday in Portland they're planning another Naked Bike Ride to protest ICE.  I took part in the one in July with 7000 other riders.  It was chilly but a fucking blast.  I had a great time. 

I'm planning on doing it again but am a little apprehensive about the conditions and the response from the gestapo.  Sunday is forecast to rainy and a high of 57.  Brrrr.

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18 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I'm planning on doing it again but am a little apprehensive about the conditions and the response from the gestapo.  Sunday is forecast to rainy and a high of 57.  Brrrr.

Sounds like your weapon will be concealed. 

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Sounds like your weapon will be concealed. 

If it was warmer, his nuts might get caught in the chain. 

 

9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Sounds like your weapon will be concealed. 

good 'ol Zapital carry

Yes, because you are doing the Lord's work. This is disgraceful. And to post yourself praying on social media is just fucking weird and performative

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yes, because you are doing the Lord's work. This is disgraceful. And to post yourself praying on social media is just fucking weird and performative
 

1- When did we adopt a national religion? 

2- Most there felt the cringe. 

3- Dude knocking over his bottle of water at the end. 

4- Left side. Who the fuck wears body armor in a secure facility? 

 

3 hours ago, Tuco said:

Sounds like your weapon will be concealed. 

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5 hours ago, Nuge said:

Sunday in Portland they're planning another Naked Bike Ride to protest ICE.  I took part in the one in July with 7000 other riders.  It was chilly but a fucking blast.  I had a great time. 

I'm planning on doing it again but am a little apprehensive about the conditions and the response from the gestapo.  Sunday is forecast to rainy and a high of 57.  Brrrr.

Do you live in Portland proper? I was trying to link up with the Texas Exes this year to at least watch a couple of games until the team decided to shit their pants.

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

These guys deserve what's coming.

A six figure paycheck and full pardon?

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

A six figure paycheck and full pardon?

When there is no Constitution, there is no valid pardon.

2 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Do you live in Portland proper? I was trying to link up with the Texas Exes this year to at least watch a couple of games until the team decided to shit their pants.

I think they've been doing a game watch here

https://thefieldspdx.com/

 

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Pedo-bear needs to make an appearance. 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

We try to instill fear, then we go after the people who showed fear.

This is Schoolyard Bully 101, but with weapons and impunity.

16 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Do you live in Portland proper? I was trying to link up with the Texas Exes this year to at least watch a couple of games until the team decided to shit their pants.

I live just north of the Columbia river in Vancouver, Washington.  Door to door I'm nine miles from downtown Portland.

The Texas Exes meet here https://thefieldspdx.com/ for game watching.  We don't have that big of a crowd usually.  This is really a Georgia bar.

My son has a soccer game that ends right at kick-off so I'll probably just haul ass home to watch it this weekend.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Just another "Kavanaugh Stop."  Nothing to see here, move along.

Why aren’t the dem ‘headliners’ flooding these areas with camera crews showing there ain’t shit going on besides ice agitating. They damn well don’t have shit to do right now anyhow… treat it like the worthless gop cunts did the border. 

I'm in Portland for vacation with the family, and we haven't encountered anything remotely scary or troubling. No Gestapo or ANTIFA, but we did ride by the ICE detention facility today and it looked quiet. The guy in the chicken suit that scared Kristi Noem was there. Some other random people in costumes scattered about. Maybe 25 or so protesters total in the vicinity. Haven't seen anything the least but concerning in this city, but I'll report back if I do. 

That was the morally correct decision. Fuck those thugs and the shitheels who enable them.

The most famous quote attributed to Captain Ronald Speirs is: "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse,"

On 10/9/2025 at 4:04 PM, Nuge said:

Sunday in Portland they're planning another Naked Bike Ride to protest ICE.  I took part in the one in July with 7000 other riders.  It was chilly but a fucking blast.  I had a great time. 

I'm planning on doing it again but am a little apprehensive about the conditions and the response from the gestapo.  Sunday is forecast to rainy and a high of 57.  Brrrr.

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10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

To justify it in the present era, see Joshua 2.

Wonder if ICE agents are getting paid? 

6 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Wonder if ICE agents are getting paid? 

If not, I think they'd do it for the love of the game.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

If not, I think they'd do it for the love of the game.

Absolutely very true 

On 10/10/2025 at 1:09 PM, Nuge said:

I live just north of the Columbia river in Vancouver, Washington.  Door to door I'm nine miles from downtown Portland.

The Texas Exes meet here https://thefieldspdx.com/ for game watching.  We don't have that big of a crowd usually.  This is really a Georgia bar.

My son has a soccer game that ends right at kick-off so I'll probably just haul ass home to watch it this weekend.

Why don't you turn the backyard stage into a Texas watch party?   

11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Why don't you turn the backyard stage into a Texas watch party?   

I'm open to it.  I would help if the games were played at night so I could set up a projector.  Otherwise, I have a tv in the barage that would work.

 

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14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

The thumbnail is 2 dogs playing in a park and it's about Kristi Noem. I'm not clicking on that.

9 hours ago, speed817 said:

If not for DEI those two dumbfucks would be homeless.i

edit: I just realized they have a professional photographer trailing them trying to film snuff propaganda for ice barbi. You can see the rig in the shadows.

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