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#2951

1) They routinely -- as a matter of course, and default -- use violence against speech.

2) All "Constitution-loving" MAGAs are 100% in support of item 1.

Because they have never, ever, not even for a millisecond, actually believed in "free speech" as defined under and protected by the First Amendment.  MAGAs actually hate the Constitution with every fiber of their being.

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    Too bad about the woman that was shot by Ice in Minn. I guess she considered herself a "Sovereign Citizen" and had no need to obey the lawful orders given to her... Hey, y'all remember the black woman

  • Flexing your ability to travel to a country you aren’t a citizen of to take advantage of their healthcare services while bitching about immigrants abusing the system is certainly something 

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#2952
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
WTF?

 

High and tight and 55 years old and never spent a day in the Corps.  

Hope he enjoys his five hour deposition and subsequent contempt citation.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/10/23/judge-allows-further-questioning-of-border-patrol-commander-greg-bovino-as-hes-hit-with-new-tear-gas-claims

#2953

Spoke to an ICE applicant today. He said that "any police academy" is considered a bachelors degree. He also said that all physical requirements have been reduced. Any retired law enforcement are automatically eligible, regardless of age, weight to education.

#2954

Lots of fuck ups and dumbasses join the military (hi guys) but these assholes are taking the worst of those fucking people. 

#2955
15 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I literally can’t tell if you are criticizing her or praising her 

Stassney is a facist, it is known. 

#2958
On 10/20/2025 at 2:04 PM, Covri said:

I have five ring cameras, fuck.

Are you a drug dealer?

#2959
1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Lots of fuck ups and dumbasses join the military (hi guys) but these assholes are taking the worst of those fucking people. 

you're obviously not familiar with our new "warrior ethos".  

 

 

 

*that's latin for "murders Venezuelan fishermen"

#2960
13 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

More on the open book test. 
 

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

 

Test just leaked:

Spoiler

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#2961

seriously, my business is shit right now.  I will need a knee replacement soon.  I'm a fat tub of shit.  

 

 

But, I'm white, and I can pass an open-book test on any subject.   I need to apply, get the job, collect the bonus, and claim that some MS13 mofo kicked me and get Uncle Sam to pay for my new knee. 

Does anybody see a flaw in my plan? 

#2962
cool bro, nobody likes walking through drug dealers, public drug usage, and vagrancy. They like being assaulted even less.
Snitches get stiches, cleaned up neighborhoods.

You don’t live in New York. I’m guessing you’re one of those gaping pussies terrified of any town larger than Midland. Nobody was arrested for assault.
#2963
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

seriously, my business is shit right now.  I will need a knee replacement soon.  I'm a fat tub of shit.  

 

 

But, I'm white, and I can pass an open-book test on any subject.   I need to apply, get the job, collect the bonus, and claim that some MS13 mofo kicked me and get Uncle Sam to pay for my new knee. 

Does anybody see a flaw in my plan? 

My brother has the same thought. You two can be bunk mates. 

#2965
8 hours ago, F250 said:

Stassney is a facist, it is known. 

Oh I know. I was confused because I thought maybe he had a moment of clarity for a second

#2969
9 hours ago, Tuco said:


You don’t live in New York. I’m guessing you’re one of those gaping pussies terrified of any town larger than Midland. Nobody was arrested for assault.

I’ve lived in Chicago two different times, San Diego, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Denver, Nashville, and San Antonio. I have a home in Austin. I’ve spent probably a combined 9 months or more in New York City on work assignments in the last decade. Eat my ass. I have plenty of posts defending Chicago and the selective coverage of crime.

Justice being served 🧊

OmG nICk ShIrLeY is a RaCiSt NaZi

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#2970
9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

seriously, my business is shit right now.  I will need a knee replacement soon.  I'm a fat tub of shit.  

 

 

But, I'm white, and I can pass an open-book test on any subject.   I need to apply, get the job, collect the bonus, and claim that some MS13 mofo kicked me and get Uncle Sam to pay for my new knee. 

Does anybody see a flaw in my plan? 

I think they pay that bonus out over the course of three years. Most of the losers they hire won't even collect half of it.

#2971
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh I know. I was confused because I thought maybe he had a moment of clarity for a second

I am not a fascist at all, and have spent years on this board following/rooting for causes I care about like tracking Texas election turnout and Medicaid expansion in other states for democrats. Some of you have gotten your feelings hurt because I’m not fully on board the trans train and have told people to make money off the volatility in the stock market, so you assign all this other bullshit to me lately cause this board has a pack mentality. @F250

#2972
37 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’ve lived in Chicago two different times, San Diego, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Denver, Nashville, and San Antonio. I have a home in Austin. I’ve spent probably a combined 9 months or more in New York City on work assignments in the last decade. Eat my ass. I have plenty of posts defending Chicago and the selective coverage of crime.

Justice being served 🧊

OmG nICk ShIrLeY is a RaCiSt NaZi

People who assaulting people, should be arrested for assault.  That is true regardless of where they are born.  People who aren't assaulting people shouldn't be conflated with those who are.  Do you disagree?  The feds don't generally get involved in assault causes. 

Looking at the DHS website that details this arrest.  A few things:

1. It is extremely slanted.

2. None of the nine immigrants who were arrested are Haitian.  They are all from Africa.  I know, they are black with an accent, so what's the difference, right?

3. Of the nine immigrants arrested, only two have been (previously) arrested for assault.  It does not state when they were arrested or how the cases were resolved, or if they are still pending.  In addition, three others had non-violent offenses like counterfeiting.  Additionally, there was one they claim to have assaulted a Mexican police officer, but obviously that isn't a US crime and we wouldn't know much about it. 

From the video, there was one dude yelling and getting up in this the RaCiSt NaZi's face, and there was one dude who actually grabbed a camera.  

So, a couple of questions: 1. Is any of this worth getting a couple of vans of federales involved?  I mean, from a resource allocation standpoint, is this where you want your tax dollars going? 2. Do the seven other dudes deserve the same punishment of the 2 who were aggressive? Including the ones who pulled back the guy who was grabbing the camera?  

Because this sure as shit looks like a "they all look the same to me" moment.  Let's get a couple of black immigrants on camera being aggressive, and that justifies all the other bullshit.  But it doesn't.  Not to me.  

 

#2974
8 minutes ago, Tuco said:

People who assaulting people, should be arrested for assault.  That is true regardless of where they are born.  People who aren't assaulting people shouldn't be conflated with those who are.  Do you disagree?  The feds don't generally get involved in assault causes. 

Looking at the DHS website that details this arrest.  A few things:

1. It is extremely slanted.

2. None of the nine immigrants who were arrested are Haitian.  They are all from Africa.  I know, they are black with an accent, so what's the difference, right?

3. Of the nine immigrants arrested, only two have been (previously) arrested for assault.  It does not state when they were arrested or how the cases were resolved, or if they are still pending.  In addition, three others had non-violent offenses like counterfeiting.  Additionally, there was one they claim to have assaulted a Mexican police officer, but obviously that isn't a US crime and we wouldn't know much about it. 

From the video, there was one dude yelling and getting up in this the RaCiSt NaZi's face, and there was one dude who actually grabbed a camera.  

So, a couple of questions: 1. Is any of this worth getting a couple of vans of federales involved?  I mean, from a resource allocation standpoint, is this where you want your tax dollars going? 2. Do the seven other dudes deserve the same punishment of the 2 who were aggressive? Including the ones who pulled back the guy who was grabbing the camera?  

Because this sure as shit looks like a "they all look the same to me" moment.  Let's get a couple of black immigrants on camera being aggressive, and that justifies all the other bullshit.  But it doesn't.  Not to me.  

 

To your first point, you are who you hang out with. You choose to hang out with criminals, wife beaters, drug dealers or counterfeiters, chances are you are too. 

4 of the 9 have violent backgrounds and you hand wave it cause I guessed they were Haitians instead of whatever West African country theyre from that nobody can locate on a map. I will confess to a priest this sin. But two have previous assault charges, 1 has domestic violence, and 1 has the history of assaulting Mexican law enforcement. If every ICE raid had 44% of people being deported as violent criminals we would throw a parade.
 

#2975
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

OmG nICk ShIrLeY is a RaCiSt NaZi

The El Salvador Prison the MSM won’t show you 👀 There is a reason why El Salvador is the safest country and most prosperous countries in the world right now 📈 @nayibbukele
🚨 Local Journalist exposes ANTIFA's sex house next to Portlands ICE detention center, ANTIFA has been here for months and now they are labeled as domestic terrorist.Man reveals the leader and says "Everyone poops at Chandlers... they have sex parties, they get drunk, they pay…
I had the opportunity to brief President Trump about some of my reporting over the past year or so… from gangs in Brazil to CECOT yet the most dangerous experiences I’ve had have been in America, sadly. There is nothing organic about these violent protest groups, like ANTIFA.…

 

#2977
13 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

To your first point, you are who you hang out with. You choose to hang out with criminals, wife beaters, drug dealers or counterfeiters, chances are you are too. 

I mean, 3 outta 4 ain't bad? 

#2978
14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

To your first point, you are who you hang out with. You choose to hang out with criminals, wife beaters, drug dealers or counterfeiters, chances are you are too. 
 

If you are honestly wondering why people are calling you a fascist, it's because of nonsense like this.  If you've ever worked in an office or gone to a church with more than 20 people, it is almost certain you've "hung out" with someone who has beaten their wife.  The difference is that you are not "other", so you don't apply those rules to yourself.  You only apply that rule to others like black people and immigrants.  Nazis would follow the same logic with Jews, with their newspapers having a Jewish crimes section to demonstrate how all Jews should be punished.  

You think "guilt by association" should be applauded. 

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#2980

Oh shut the fuck up Tuco. Every country on earth enforces visa rules and most countries are getting stricter about it. When everyone goes on their next trip to Europe they're giving a copy of their biometrics to the government.

And an overwhelming majority of people agree with me on the you are who you hang out with sentiment. That's why the picture of Epstein and Trump are plastered over this site. Making some example about church attendance for 1 hour out of the week is not a good comparison.

Also, I was called a facist, not a fascist.

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#2981
40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
The El Salvador Prison the MSM won’t show you 👀 There is a reason why El Salvador is the safest country and most prosperous countries in the world right now 📈 @nayibbukele
🚨 Local Journalist exposes ANTIFA's sex house next to Portlands ICE detention center, ANTIFA has been here for months and now they are labeled as domestic terrorist.Man reveals the leader and says "Everyone poops at Chandlers... they have sex parties, they get drunk, they pay…
I had the opportunity to brief President Trump about some of my reporting over the past year or so… from gangs in Brazil to CECOT yet the most dangerous experiences I’ve had have been in America, sadly. There is nothing organic about these violent protest groups, like ANTIFA.…

 

What unholy part of the internet is this?

#2982
20 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Oh shut the fuck up Tuco. Every country on earth enforces visa rules and most countries are getting stricter about it. When everyone goes on their next trip to Europe they're giving a copy of your biometrics to the government.

And an overwhelming majority of people agree with me on the you are who you hang out with sentiment. That's why the picture of Epstein and Trump are plastered over this site. Making some example about church attendance for 1 hour out of the week is not a good comparison.

Also, I was called a facist, not a fascist.

I am not talking about overall immigration enforcement or what "most people" believe.  I would not advocate imprisoning Trump based on a picture of him with Epstein.  I do not think the government should impose the same punishment on Trump that they did on Epstein, just because of a picture. But you believe that the treatment of all immigrants should be based on the actions of a few of them.  Because you are a fascist and they are other.  

Do you honestly believe you haven't "hung out" with someone who has beaten their wife, or molested kids, or done some other seriously fucked up shit?  Do you honestly believe the government should apply the guilt-by-association criteria to you? There is no reason to believe these immigrants were close friends; they just went to the same street to sell their shit. 

And if you are going to nitpick spelling, I should mention that 2+1 =3, not 4.  Only 3 of the immigrants arrested have a violent history, per the assertions of the DHS.  Learn to fucking count.  

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#2983

Be gentle, fellas. Push to hard and he'll be forced to throw another tantrum about the Trans

#2984
1 hour ago, G650 said:

I mean, 3 outta 4 ain't bad? 

I mean, what kind of drugs are we talking about because I'm open to trying new things.  

#2985

PSA to the board, if the "gotcha" part of your gotcha post is clinging to "One guy is a non-violent career drug dealer, unlike the 3 others" you may have lost the plot.

Infrequent time spent together with a mass number of people does not equal "people you hang out with," please continue to play dumb. And I will comfortably say I do not hang out with wife beaters and child molestors-- but I have been to Kyle Field.

ICE raided Canal Street cause the black guy with an accent implied he wasn't a citizen, threatened violence on someone as well as others all on video.

#2986
5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Be gentle, fellas. Push to hard and he'll be forced to throw another tantrum about the Trans

The only ones who throw a tantrum is the neggers, the reactors, and the post reporters.

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#2987
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I mean, what kind of drugs are we talking about because I'm open to trying new things.  

I mean as long as we avoid the wife beating part, let's roll I say.

#2988
Video from witness here from the moment CBP gassed neighbors who had gathered outside after the kidnapping. Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
Minor detail, but the cherry on-top of ICE's lawless behavior is how they were headed the wrong way on this one-way street.

 

#2989
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

PSA to the board, if the "gotcha" part of your gotcha post is clinging to "One guy is a non-violent career drug dealer, unlike the 3 others" you may have lost the plot.

Infrequent time spent together with a mass number of people does not equal "people you hang out with," please continue to play dumb. And I will comfortably say I do not hang out with wife beaters and child molestors-- but I have been to Kyle Field.

ICE raided Canal Street cause the black guy with an accent implied he wasn't a citizen, threatened violence on someone as well as others all on video.

Really, I missed the plot because one of them was arrested for "with intent to distribute" tacked onto his possession charge.  Note: arrested, not charged, not convicted.  Zero fucking evidence and for you that makes him a "career drug dealer" who is moonlighting selling knock-off purses on the street, because that seems logical to you. 

In the time that I have been on this board and its predecessor, I have "hung out" with some shitstain who dropped rocks onto cars and another who faked cancer.  And those are just two that I knew about.  You have the confidence of an idiot.   

#2992
6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

DHS chief Kristi Noem claims cartels have put $10,000 bounties on heads of specific ICE agents

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kristi-noem-immigration-chicago-cartels-b2839729.html

 

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When the ice traitors start randomly asking citizens for papers while also racial profiling my family, pretty sure those “accusations” in the headline make the cartels freedom fighters and real American patriots.  

What a time to be alive 

#2995

So who's gonna be the word police who denaturalize those who complain about America, Nalin?

Wait his name is Nalin Haley? I guess his dad named him. Like, during.

#2996
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So who's gonna be the word police who denaturalize those who complain about America, Nalin?

Wait his name is Nalin Haley? I guess his dad named him. Like, during.

Or while watching ummmm....a documentary....

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#2997
5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I am not a fascist at all, and have spent years on this board following/rooting for causes I care about like tracking Texas election turnout and Medicaid expansion in other states for democrats. Some of you have gotten your feelings hurt because I’m not fully on board the trans train and have told people to make money off the volatility in the stock market, so you assign all this other bullshit to me lately cause this board has a pack mentality. @F250

Why are the trans people in it?

#2998
36 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Really, I missed the plot because one of them was arrested for "with intent to distribute" tacked onto his possession charge.  Note: arrested, not charged, not convicted.  Zero fucking evidence and for you that makes him a "career drug dealer" who is moonlighting selling knock-off purses on the street, because that seems logical to you. 

In the time that I have been on this board and its predecessor, I have "hung out" with some shitstain who dropped rocks onto cars and another who faked cancer.  And those are just two that I knew about.  You have the confidence of an idiot.   

Yes, you did miss the plot. I don't think any moonlighting occurs, he does it out in the open, along with selling drugs, probably all under the influence himself and makes the area miserable for actual business owners and patrons that may need to use the half of the sidewalk they claim for themselves.

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